Advice on neighbour and their dog.

I'll add that my daughter has trodden in it on our garden and the kid across the road picked it up.

It is a big problem getting some dog owners to be responsible.  What really gets me are the dirty b*****s who leave it, or the ones who pick it up in a plastic bag and then leave it on a wall or throw it in a bush or tree.

In reality there shouldn't be a problem - you own a dog, it eats, it poos, you clean it up.

go for a indian/chinese/italian/kebeb wait 6 hours then drop a stool front door step

This reminds me of when I was at a house on business, and had to go into the rear garden for observations.

How was I to know I trod in the stuff, wearing a pair of my "Moreschi" brogues?

Didn't know until I was driving away and the stench came up from the footwell.

I was none too pleased and then she called my office to complain. She wanted us to pay for cleaning her carpet!

I had to tell her that it was her shyte, not mine, and I was none too pleased to have it in my car, and on my shoes,
that are worth several times more than her carpet.

Incidentally, the house was a pig sty, and she had two small children, that she thought were alright playing on the floor where her dogs had been.

If the dog cr@ps then it's the owners responsibility to clean it up ,if he won't then pick it up and place it on his lawn as he is responsible for it..

pick it up then throw it at the neighbours front door or windows and keep repeating untill the ignorant bitch gets the message

German Shepherd from next door been crapping in my garden for months. Now his dog's started doing it.

Or put it in a paper bag and set fire to it as you push it through her letter box (the one on the front door I mean).

My dog got off his lead when i was taking him out at 5.30 in the morning before i went to work,he ran straight over to my neighbours garden and had a p1ss on his rose bush....The old **** head was straight out the window screaming dont let your dog p1ss on my rose bush.......Dont these old people ever sleep?

Simply take a picture or a video of the dog fouling, and tell her you're going to forward the evidence to the local authorities.

Or do it anyway without telling her.

you have to carry a torch when walking on pavements where I live at night, tiptoe around it.

weeds growing up through the pacing as well.

have found myself walking on roadside instead.

sinple solution imo, key her car

She might key yours in return.

And set her dog on you.

Motion activated sprinkler should sort out the problem or just put a tenner on a Ladbrokes that the dog does it again

hth

Nov 17, 2015 -- 6:59AM, cooperman wrote:

German Shepherd from next door been crapping in my garden for months. Now his dog's started doing it.

Check you local council's policy on it, probably to make an online complaint with dates, times, etc. They should prosecute if they can catch him not clearing up after it.

Just video her with the dog cr4pping in your garden and phone the old bill.

I have pics of the dog doing in on lawn across the road.

Pick it up in some kitchen roll or similar and drop it through her letterbox. If she catches you, just say she must have left it on your lawn by mistake and you were just returning it to her. If she threatens anything suggest that as part of the legal proceedings she gets a dna test done on the said shyte to confirm whether you are targeting her or indeed just returning her property.

I have two dogs but that is foul (no pun intended), you need to take action. I have met many hideous animals who do not pick up after their pets, and often call them on it. Have often picked it up after they've passed Iin a bag obviously) chased them and handed it to them "sorry, I think you forgot this", or "oh, you don't seem to have a poo bag, here you go" if I catch them in the act of leaving one.

One time I was walking and a woman with a pram was on the phone miles ahead of her dog, paying no attention to what it was doing. Inevitably it did a big sh1t but as I was a lot nearer the dog than her, I called him over, made a fuss of him, then bagged the ****, tied it round the dog's collar and sent him on his way. Took great pleasure in the dog reaching her and her trying to work out what was round her dog's neck. Was waiting for the row with great expectation but she obviously realised and pressed on without a word.

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Re 'Just video her with the dog cr4pping in your garden and phone the old bill'.

And also tell the old bill that you're a muslim, should soon get sorted.

Why don't you just move to a decent area Tree rather than your current council estate?

Decent areas are just as bad as council estates imo

Nov 18, 2015 -- 9:00AM, lovegod wrote:

Re 'Just video her with the dog cr4pping in your garden and phone the old bill'. And also tell the old bill that you're a muslim, should soon get sorted.

lol if u say ur muslim the fecking flying suad will arrive within 20mins

Have you been giving them tips

you don't get this problem in muslim areas

another reason for converting

Dear me mustang that s a new joke.

If she had not noticed I'd understand but she just let's it ****.
Does it in day ob thinks everyone's at work.
60% of the time I work from home so have seen her.