How many points will England lose by tonight

Thanks for that detailed appraisal of the match.

Who gives a toss, for me.

I can't believe you'll get too many takers there Jed.

You little weasel EMR. The chariot is going to roll over the shackle draggers and then hopefully detour to give you a shellacking. It's a good job we didn't have too many of your sort during the Blitz.

What difference does it make,one point will do me as i have lumped on Australia Big Time.

What difference does it make,one point will do me as i have lumped on Australia Big Time.

No sole World Cup hosts have been eliminated in the pool stage before but this is the grim reality facing England if they fail to beat Australia at Twickenham.

Aus win by 7 -10  saver on draw @ 28/1

enjoy

I've taken the 10.5 England on the outright expecting them to kick their way to victory (as usual).
Should be a nice trade.

If they fail, at least I get to laugh at them. #noloseposition

YOU CAN ALMOST SMELL A PENALTY

England to win by under 12.5 points is my shout.

England will storm this ! Won't they?

Feck me I'm so up for this match. Don't know enough about rugby to express an opinion on the betting, but feck me I'm up for this match.

Why do we run down our national teams?

England to panic ,should be at least watchable unlike most rugby games imo

Im all in on australia, the way they bottled it against wales will still haunt them.

Thank God it's not raining !

Not qualified to comment on that. Will stick to come on England do these kangaroo-fecking bastards.

farrell

Box-kick Youngs off already...

mug, grab it earlier

Not a good start

only had to pass it early

what a flip flop with no scores.

Bloody hell that was a long advantage. Lucky to get away with just 3 points there. Terrible start.

commentator: england looking very dangerous


after one run of 10 yards

3 - 3

"Advantage over" for us when we had the penalty and a kick at goal on the cards.

so easy

Aussies bossing this.

Don't know about that, but I have it on good authority that you need to suck off a wallaby before you're allowed into the Australian rugby team.

French ref : are we doomed?

Engerland invariably have a frog ref..

poor call

boom boom shake the room

Oh dear

england are ruck and maul team, totally exposed by skill.

Aussies different class.

We can still win !

OK. OK. I can go with that.

No one can kick this team to victory imo

Pack getting mullered..

england just run it into the centre every time, so easy to defend.

A horror first half.

dont worry slip, england will bring on the flair players now and get it wide.

There's a time for shaking your fists at the gods and a time to applaud an opposition cutting you to ribbons. The Aussie tight five are doing a number on ours, there's no contest at the breakdown and the backs are different class. What can you do? Well we aren't ging to get back into the game with this tight five because Poitre is a ref who knows his onions. So roll that dice Lancaster and stick the whole front row on with Kruis for Parling and substitute Ford and Burgess in the backs for Farrell and Barritt. Let the cards fall where they may because this is embarrassing.

And Ben Youngs has been awful.

What can you do, well pass it out of centre and show some talent.

the english fatties cannot even win a scrum

well played england, first time they had got it wide.

20-20 draw coming?

im green, cheering england now..........

15mins is  along time with tiredness.

"What was that for, sir?"

Yellow card ....nonsense....French ref comes into play !

This is just like England football teams going out of a tournament with a bit of whimper

worse than that imo

lol at English commentator saying it was about kicks

Better than losing in the final?

England should have been guaranteed not to be in a group with 3 top 8 teams.

Complete and utter humiliation, that was beyond pathetic. Well done Australia, taught us a lesson.

LETS ALL STORM THE CHIT CHAT PUB AND BARE OUR BUTTOCKS AT THE LANDLORD

Fine display from our Antipodean friends. Amongst many other big performances their tight five deserve the plaudits there.

The Leopard    03 Oct 15 21:51 
England should have been guaranteed not to be in a group with 3 top 8 teams.


What's the difference, they played two of the top eight sides & lost both, bottom line is  nowhere near good enough

belt up pumpy.we've been done up like a kipper in a sardine can ffs

or what

i'll quiz the living daylights out of yee

Uruguay  game should be fun

we'll win that

Oh good

Oct 3, 2015 -- 10:01PM, pumphol. wrote:

The Leopard    03 Oct 15 21:51  England should have been guaranteed not to be in a group with 3 top 8 teams.What's the difference, they played two of the top eight sides & lost both, bottom line is  nowhere near good enough

Well, we have been robbed of a QF and a SF with England playing.

Who's robbed us ?

England needs to swap their chariot for a skate board. Well at least England made rugby history last night by being the first host nation to be knocked out at the pool stages.

What time did you get up this moring?

England are now going to rebrand, From today they want to be known as the LANCASTER BOMBERS

Loved Mike Brown's Facebook post. After a lot of apology and 'we gave it our all' he says:

"Hopefully the guys lucky enough to take the field on Saturday can leave you with something to be proud of".

Yeah, of course Mike. If we can stick 40 points on the rugby superpower that is Uruguay I'm going to leave this world cup feeling proud as anything, with a tear of joy in my eye.

England were a complete and utter clueless embarrassment, they could stick 100 on Uruguay and they would still be the laughing stock of the rugby world.