Nathan and the Pilsendude trilogy

^ you really need to get out more

This is just the beginning of the crying game

Just be happy you'r not in the firing line


Sir

Bleak Service


offended more than one member old man

so was it the real Diane avis that came back or another imposter . cloned in a hidden server , vpn to the hilt

yeah he talked the talk , but did he walk the walk ....think not

meeanwhile   poor snaith was trying to keep up with the gayness ....god how awful was that


Gamble retreated

receeded from his power base as the untouchable . became almost mortal

the lakes was cruising during the entire  debacle


now almost  a year later ...where are we

Gamble gone

gayness banned

Lakes   gone and wont be back


Snaith still running around trying to compete with all and sundry

sad days ....the truth behind the mystery will be revealed

Sheep wars are over

time to face the truth ....cyber ganging up is unpleasant , downright nasty rudeness is unacceptable

imo

The groundhogs gathered sniffing the air , it was a foul stench ...burned egos , snaith an the gayness has got it wrong again . and so it want all winter long , bumbling , stumbling and insulting

watching over their shoulders in case the house went up in flames , it was a real worry


Kate bush sang an warbled . but still the gnawing went on , Christmas came and went, the sheep took the slow train to brighton ....God it was pathos in motion

No quarter asked

no quarter given

Its not over yet old man .....revenge is a dish best served cold

imo of course

The scuffle started outside a chip shop , the sheep was innocently getting some nosh . a six pack neatly tucked under his arm

the bleak was still to come

Marshall the detested was on the loose , the gamble was not going to lay down

where were you then snaith

where were you then Gayness


still at school probably ....you sgould still be there

That scuffle was to frame many a post . but it was in fact the cause of the bleak being born

Yes old man , we figured it out

The marshall complex was only half the story

as for Diane ....small beer really !!!

Lightweight   to the core


will the sheep take the gloves off now ???


imo

It was too late though . the collapse of flutter, and its ensuimg gobbling up by betty changes the landscape forever . at first the sheep did some really good writing on these portals , then transferred to the lounge on TRF , where the poison of some posters continued to kronify him

bt the time the bleak had burst into a full blown enquiry , he was ready to give in

The sheep is still out there reading every word , the gayness now resides in the skin of double bank

Natham is still squirting twaddle as the mac desperately tries to jeep his sponsors and his lifestyle happy


No creaivity from the sheep

so its with a heavy heart



I take up the banner


banish all cornflake posters . and yes David Marshall I am waiting for you ....be afraid ......be very afraid

I have Zorro on my side . plus the sherrif  of Gotham city ...if so required ....although he's busy feeding from the official trough nowadays ....yeah thats right you have joined them in the lift in Kempton park


if you cannot beat them !"!!!  then Joinem

imo

Gambol ...the following is for you , the shame is on the Snaiths of this world !!!!!


imo

forget the idiots  caution and ginge , they are but ice creams , 10 yrs ago they would have been laughed out of the gaff

such was the quality , but one thing they both possess is a  dull boring prose that attacks the senses , neither can speak english and as for writing it ...well bob's your uncle ....

Oh dear how the present incumbent  has devalued the outpost , much more concerned about the adverts than the subject matter

still they will be broke soon

so rewind the tape ......

Staggering home with some smashed bottles and a sore jaw was not too bad , but the idea of razeen getting one over on him , stung a million times more

Razeen , a little man , very similar in style then the gayness , but infinitely more  smarts , was fond of stretching his poison as far as he could spread it

Little men , have big ideas , little men , aspire to be big ...sadly Razeen  was just a weed , but each time he posted the wounds went deeper , a trilogy of barbs in one sentence , the sheep was gasping for air

But he came back , bannages followed ,. but he survived , and eventually won the coveted oscar (some acute vote counting though ),,,still he went away witb  a wounded smile

Razen a defeated memory , lost ...vanquished , beaten to a pulp

strangely he's back again just now


Will the sheep attack ???


imo

A splash of snow :shock:
So bleak and cold in here
I thought I would bring out
some of the old ghosts
to dance for us.
They are going to put on
a small show !


Is it really Dec 2013 , a lot of bad water has passed since then

the ghosts have settled , but the marshaldude....and the razeen dude still roam with impunity

whatcha goona do ????

imo of course

Razeen ...still lurks , his tint vest and 3 week stubble both need a good wash ,,,its stale in his flat , broke , and unflattered by the events , he finds himself in

Gamble can amuse for a while , but he's gone , the eejits on red dont even qualify ...so he lurks and trolls

bit like you gayness  eh ???

its a long way to Taunton old son , and even longer for you if you carry the candle for Katie bushell (or bushmills )

The sheep grazes in oblivion ......the Marshall problem still unresolved ....however there is a way out



imo

The crows were calling , the slight chill heralded the onset of autumnal blues ...but it made no differs , stevie would not be placated , that friggin Ginger had trumped him once too often


Snaith hurredly rang the mack ....boss we are in deep dudu , bloody caution has had enough , if he stops what will w do

nobody to post only Ginger friggin tipster

Dont worry said mac , we will get someone to write a placating load of horlicks ...he will be back in a week

I hope so boss ...our supporters are getting twitchy ...we are in the manure stalls


The mack and his matron then took a decision ....lets get the sheep back , even if we pay him to post it will chivvy this lot up

sorted boss


lets get Snaith to ask him to waive ,,,,,,


Jeeze    its hard on that rock


imo

The king of the lounge was lonely . its hard whn you nhave ben on top of your perch , waving at all and sundry , thn you get bannd for talking down the host site

oooops  nasty did not pay , so after 18 months you decided to reclone yourself as double bank


cheap and nasty dude , your stench still lingers
#
its lonely though , Mr Pilsen is gone

Razeen is gone ....Diane is around

but the clone lives


you are on borrowed behaviour .....whose brain cell are you sharing today ???


imo

what we have here is a failure to communicate

I love his spacing !

first good laugh in ages

forgive grammar and spaces

Its all newish


will try harder ,,,,,now where was I ????

The dark night was pacing (not you james of coral fame),,,it was a heavy time onder


The dude he stressed , the dude is gone , history , kaput , what will we do

wonder if a few short stories from my son will do the trick

nope


Wonder if a poetry comp will work

Nope

The dark night was becoming more agitated ....for in the black death there is no solace , no joy and the dude had gone

No more banter, wind ups , or just plain crudeness

Think a few pics of worn atr celebs will do the trick

nope


I know I will ask akk the good guys to give me a wave


NOOOOOOO
The stench
of

Burned fingers is nastyyyyyyy


imo

You had all your "crazies" on 1 line, Bito, are you crazy?

Cash was running short , the sponsors avoiding the Mac like the small man ,,,,,.snaith got  this brainwave    hey boss lets charge them per post


Ooh  yes its coming ,,,,Ginger better win lots matey , your last words are gonna cost ya

The sheep meanwhile grazes quietly in his pen ....no thoughts of re entering the fray


gonna be busto soon

Love it

imo

Boss Boss Snaith panted down the phone ....we gotta take the Stevie v Gingerbolox thread down , its causing a wave


they are taking sides already ....cmon boss take it down , we have to get Stevie back ...otherwise we will be at the mercy of darl forces including several blasts from cornflake idiots


Ok Snaith , its gone , never happened

Now , how do we charge these idiots for posting drivel as much as possible

lets have your pitch Snaith .....I we need the money


charge the basteuds


I ll give them the whip , its still rankles that I was made look like a small scots berk ,,,,,

get me money ......get the sheep ...do something to generate some action

crucify lake ,,,,,,,,,,


imo of course

The lounge weeps, Ginga has been demoted there , Snaith has shown his hand

Nobody is posting


The bleak is even bleaker


wave someone

FFS wave

imo

Oh the OP is a hoot

Snaith !!!! the boss roared , his humour none the best , so many whip bans and nobody loses a race ...nobody even posting about it

get more Hitler video done , mention all the old farts that have deserted, it may bring them back !!!

dont sit there looking gormless , just do as you are told

tsk  lackeys nowadays


The mack is on the rant , the ship is sinking

nobody can save them .....not even TAPK

Gone . Gone , the damage done

imo

Drone droned on , the shop was quiet , even the ginga sulked quietly

then it happened , a small idea became a tidal flood

why dont we buy this outpost from  the stingy MacK  , then tear it up , ban the arses that make it polluted

and start again


Yesssss Sirrrrree


lets do it

Snaith your fired !!!!lol

imo

flashback to marlon brando ....chanting the horror ...the horror

nowadays its the Stench ...the stench of the rotten pilsendude,,,molting away in hatred

Snaith by his side simpering ,,,its not my fault boss , nobody is interested any more ....sob


The stench lingers


nobody is waiving


imo

Am I alone in thinking that this is the best thread on the forum at the minute?
Not since Kierkegaard has humanity provided us with a poet/philosopher who can expose the darkness at mans core whilst simultaneously tugging at the heartstrings, raising a smile and forcing one to look in the mirror that he has unflinchingly raised to our souls.
Keep it up Ricky, I'm a fan.

Dark bitter  old cough .....the nights were closing in , sitting by his humidifier , cheap scotch in hand , wondering where it went wrong , I mean one minute he was the darling ...the next he was being trundled out the doors by the mods

Stench , dank , putrid , all hanging over the red ....

Mack has been offended , the sponsors complained , but mostly he was hated , hated since childhood

and now he has a rope in the other hand

Go on laddie ....do it ....drink that scotch , you will be fine on the morrow


bit sore around the neck ....but fine


imo

You can get help for this kind of thing Ricky.

flashback earlier that evening , the dude was pissed , slumped on his armchair, countdown was on the box , the wife stormed in ....Im leaving you dude , Im leaving you for another woman


HAmmer blow ....not even Kate could help now


The man with the child in his eyes , hit the scotch , and thought ...I have a rope in the back shed

I will show her , I will show them all

SNAITH ....he muttered , its your fault , you got me banned

It should have been that nasty Ricky


I will show them


imo

Riccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkyyyyyyyy

Meanwhile back on the borders , The Mack was pacing , nothing was working , sponsors disappearing, and now the Srevie walkout was hurting , after all if nobody is posting who's going to pay

things looked decidedly bleak , on top of all , another expensive trip to Ascot on the cards to network .....maybe I should sell , who needs those mudderfriggers ....bunch of overgrown kids , having internet floucing matches ...idiotsarkest 


I will show them he thought , I will bloody show them

Back in dankest london , staring out of his large window , Gamble was watching the pavement being pounded by corporate tykes , heading off to the office , sardine sambos neatly packed in the 200 quid briefcase , the keys of sparkling bmw 7 series dangling from back pockets

Gamble was not amused , no writing for over a year , no betting for the same time , just drinking and brooding

He raised the window and screamed ....I will show you !!!!!!


now to sunny Taunton , Snaith was doing his day job as a forklift operator in a dusty warehouse . nobody speaks , the boss whinges permanently . there is no way out .....respire looms when he becomes a part time mod on the red site

still 6/78 an hour is not too bad if you do 100 hours a week , maybe get to Exeter next month if the boss lets him off

its Joyous being Snaith


imo

Drone was watching himself on wallace on Grommitt...wondering if those shadows on the flame were still posting , how things had changed , everyone is so personal , at least 15 contenders for anal retent of the year ...as for Ginge , dont get him started

He lit another pipe and decided to show em !!!


finally the banned looked on in amusement , their day coming soon , the forum closed , Mack going broke , yes they would get their comeuppance ...justice for the black death they had suffered..the silent rages they had endured as lesser lights hogged the limelight

Yes they would show em !!!!


Revenge is a dish best served cold


imo

Monday 26th of October ....the tax man commeth , the Mac got the letter

he had been dreading , a tax bill . income from sponsors and individual donations ,,,fully taxable going back to  2004


his face paled , he felt dizzy , then sick , the whole shebang is up in smoke

I could lose my house he thought ,,,what will I do , who can I turn to

Will my paddock reports at Kelso pay ....gulp

The world of the red forum , got very small

Suddenly Ginger didn't seem so vital ,,,If only I didnt fall out with Pinza over the clucking whip...well healed bloke like him , I could be out of this mess

he simpered quietly ...the phone rang it was Snaith .......

a month has passed ...the mack has lost a load , and now he's back working again

Oh dear


The next part of the story is dark

if your squeamish

look away

imo

January2016   its bloody cold , freezing in fact , his beloved forum folded , and now here he as a car park assistant outside Kempton park , where a year previous he had been wined and dined by the ruling body , all in good fettle , enjoying good food and free wines ....now freezing his bullocks off, all those memories crushed by a few ill judged moves ....

the Mack was on his last legs , world crumbling , he thought of what to  do , a better way than this , but where are your friends when you need them ....Snaith he roared , roared with a passion , look where you got me Snaith , your silly grin landed me out the door ,

Just then his supervisor came along and said

Sorry mate , gonna have to let you go ....too much bleeding shouting at nobody...we dont do nuttters!!1

and so as he trudged back to the bus stop , fired from another job , it came to him


Ill get them back , dont get mad Mack , get even

He knew at that exact moment what he had to  do


imo xxx  continued

Snaith ..had just finished another 14 hour day ...trudged home , no forum to post , no pictures to post . no sides to take . God he missed it , missed winding folks up and pretending to be the nice fellah


He had arranged to meet up with the pilsendude the next day and go to Exeter races , even now he was not looking forward to it

Things looked bad , the chief was in London somewhere , all of the gang had dispersed , if only the Mac had listened

meanwhile Gamble stood outside his building that kept him indoors 19 hours a day , it was like an open prison , with no visiting restrictions , except nobody came to  see him , when at that very moment he say the Mac , walking towards him


Mack he shouted ....the mack looked at the frail image before him and said , do I know you ???

Oh yes you do said Gamble ....come in and have a warm drink , I will get us something to eat

The mack was ravenous ...silently he nodded and foollowed him to the decrepid lift , which stank of cannabid and stale excrement ...for this was the sort of tenement building that housed bad smells

slowly they made their way to his rooms

the plot was about to unfold ....

imo

This just gets better and better. Sensational stuff.

There they were two old foes staring at each other in a grimy london flat , wondering who would break the silence first

they were spared

The mack felt the throbbing in his pocket ....yanked out his phone , it was Snaith

WHAT THE **** DO YOU WANT ....the mack screamed......Snaith camly replied , I have the answer , I have the answer to all your problems and mine ...we will kidnap Chappy  Matman...we will go to the Sis studios and nab the **** ....and hold him to ransom until they pay us what we want , then we can start again !!!

The warm tea and stale bun tasted supremely better at that very instant ....he replied   Ok Snaith lets go for it , say no more , get to London , I will let Gamble give you his address and we will talk

Gamble look at the Mack in astonishment , how can we possibly do that and get away with it ???

The mack replied , easy , we lift him and hold him with someone down in the Taunton area ....I know the very man

we will all be in clover


At that time m the gayness of Pilsendude , was wretching his guts into a hedge , too much scotch and self pity had won the day for several days , he was in bad shape ...he definitely needed something

Little did he know what was coming


at that exact time Chappy strode inbto his studio ...his nostrils flaring in anticipation of another day , broadcasting for the bookies , putting punters away at every opportunity , the silly mugs , they loved him , forums were full of him each day ....his sound and lighting colleagues looked at hin with total loathing , they knew what a complete mistake for humanity he really was ....the make up girl polished more fake sun tan lotion on to his already porcelain face

oh dear it was really all about to  go pear shaped


imo .....

Unknown to this motley bunch , there were some hard plans in the air that morning , for Freddie the Hatchet just got out of nick , 5years and 112 days of bloody bird !!!still he had plans...once he had a good kip and sorted out his missus , it was work on the cards

He knew  a pool  driver of the security  vans  that took the cash from the southern race courses , it was going to be lovely , nice day at the races , crash the van , give the drivers a good duffing up , but nothing serious , nab the cash and away to jersey to stash it

yeah he grinned its a beautiful morning indeed !!!

Snaith was flat out pushing his old n reg van as hard as it would go , he knew pay dirt was going to arrive , that fork lift job could well and truly naff offf....he had it with grafting , the forum job was what he really wanted , all that power as a mod , all that currying of favour ...sweetly he schemed to be the main man ..cmon london lets do this he called out loud


.....imo

Ricky is like the terminator,refuses to give in

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what we have here is a failure to communicate

^ My fav guns n roses song sannnn

I like sardine sambos, especially with a trickle of vinegar. Will make some today.

The 200 quid briefcase was packed away a decade ago, any offers?

The Gayness ...the Stench of  black death , the Snivelling snaith , bloody gingeruphisownbum....stevie I know nothing but im not bothering anyway ....the hateful; Mack ....clueless  is his middle name ...and his lackeys you all know who you are

Since the sacking of Pinza ,,,you have my absolute contempt ...its not an independent forum , but an advert opportunity for the Scum ...poor daylight , you had a brilliant board , now look at it !!!

to all those non entities ....I wish you the worst of everything , go broke , but please do it quickly

for the Minne Moe , TAPK , Drone   Eddie Case and a few more to mention  , these are the good guys ....one wishes you bon voyage...**** keep hammering the scum , you are the sole voice now that rails against the bookie agenda . dont expect any help , because they are all too scared


Gamble ....snooze peacefully ...Phil W ...keep the faith




That is it ....who gives a darn


imo

The Stench of pILSEN ...the cheek of nathan , and the crassness of the 2 mega idiots ....make for compulsive ignoring


Yeah the Mack  keeps some strange folks around him


The Mack , nasty stingy mack

your  gone mate ....bankrupt of ideas ...and hopefully cash

imo 


imo

21 snaith references on this thread, obsession imo.