Best film lines.

seriously thats the best you could come up with ?

Said with a hint of menace, madvlad. Caine that is, not you. Put up , or shut up

seriously thats the best you could come up with ?



What film is that from?

"Pal, you got that moisture on your head"

This could be the start of a beautiful friendship.

'If he dies, he dies'. Ivan Drago. Toughest man the world has ever seen.

john92. If you don't know Get Carter, you're on the wrong thread, mate.

kes

cmon kes

Predator

soldier 1 : "You're hit man, you're bleeding"

soldier 2 : "I ain't got time to bleed"

This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship

You've killed the special needs donkey

"In the poker game of life, women are the rake. They are the fúcking rake."

Edward Norton.  Rounders 1998.


"You need fifteen grand!  I need a blów jób from Christy Turlington, get the fúck out of here."

John Turturro.  Rounders 1998.

Far from Trouble and bigH . What were those films ?

Godzilla

This has no lines but is really quite good, a mash up of many films, works really well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QajyNRnyPMs
I watched all the way to the end, and I normally skip things (as I'm so busy and important ).

Pretty much half the lines from Anchorman are fantastic.

I laughed again at the line in Dodgeball the other day, always a favourite
"Nobody! .. Makes me bleed my own blood." Maybe you have to see the delivery though.

Clint Eastwood In Unforgiven.....
Will Munny: All right, I'm coming out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down.

That cant be beaten ffs.

Hombre.

Richard Boone has Paul Newmans group surrounded,he has a woman hostage.
He takes out a white flag and comes up the hill to Newman,he demands the money they have and says he will then release the woman.
Boone then says any questions,getting this response from Newman.

                         Just the one,how you going to get back down that hill

Bridge on The River Kwai.
Alec Guiness : " Blow up the bridge ? ... Blow up the bridge ? "

I'm with you, acey deucy. Any line from Clint in the last part of Unforgiven.

'Who's the feller that owns this sh it hole?'

''That's right, i've  killed women & children. Killed just about everything that walked or crawled at one time or another..... and i'm here to kill you, Little Bill. For what you did to Ned''

You've killed the special needs donkey is from "Four Lions"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WILBE4GdPxk

Eddie Temple: You're born, you take ****. You get out in the world, you take more ****. You climb a little higher, you take less ****. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what **** even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake son.

Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing,killing a man.Take away all he's got and all he's ever going to have.

"What are those as$holes doing on the porch?"
"Honey, those aren't as$holes, they're azaleas"

The Man with Two Brains

Goodfellas (1990)
Henry Hill: [narrating] And then there was Jimmy Two Times, who got that nickname because he said everything twice, like:
Jimmy Two Times: I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers.

You tell 'em I'm coming! And Hell's coming with me. You hear? Hell's coming with me!

'....What we've got here, is failure to communicate .....'

Cool Hand Luke

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled...Was convincing the world he didn't exist."

Verbal Kint- The Usual Suspects.

You're gonna need a bigger boat.

jaws

Hey Kiĺlian! He was a subzero, now... PLAIN ZERO - Arnie. The Running Man

Joe: -  I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

A Fistful of Dollars

you dirty rat you killed my brudda-Cagney

Badges?Badges!! We dont need no steenking badges-treasure of sierra madre

" Your in more dire need of a **** than any white man in history "

b l o w j o b 



That went well

"...then she stepped on the ball."

"Ever since I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster. To me that was better than being president of the United States. To be a gangster was to own the world."

Henry Hill,Goodfellas.

Mikael D'Haguenet 05 Sep 15 13:00 
"...then she stepped on the ball."

Alan Ladd and Jack Palance,just before the latter gets blasted:

"I've heard about you Wilson"  "Oh,what have you heard Shane?"  "I've heard you're a low down Yankee lier".

Another Classic.



Butch Cassidy: Alright. I'll jump first.
Sundance Kid: No.
Butch Cassidy: Then you jump first.
Sundance Kid: No, I said.
Butch Cassidy: What's the matter with you?
Sundance Kid: I can't swim.
Butch Cassidy: Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill you.
Sundance Kid: Oh, ****...

"The sound of your pi$$ hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren't in my food chain. I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend."

My Last One From Layercake.

Crazy Larry: ****g females is for poofs.

Sep 5, 2015 -- 9:42AM, acey deucy wrote:

My Last One From Layercake.Crazy Larry: ****g females is for poofs.

hahahaha so this

"Go home and get your shine box " .Billy Bats to Tommy DeVito. Goodfellas.

Christopher Walken man on fire:  A man can be an artist... In anything, food, whatever. It depends on how good he is at it. Creasey's art is death. He's about to paint his masterpiece.

man on fire is a great film, denzel goat

Yeah man on fire is quality alright. Denzel is top notch. Heard the equalizer is excellent as well.

Jack Nicholson

“I’m just your average horny little devil.”   ..  The Witches of Eastwick

“Heeeere’s Johnny!”                           ..  The Shining

Leon: Bring me everyone. What you mean everyone. Everyone.  Gary Oldman.

Yes, we'll buy this place; and we'll install a ****g jukebox in here,to liven all of you stiffs up a bit.

No, thank you, I take it black, like my men.

Sep 5, 2015 -- 2:06PM, anfeild wrote:

Yeah man on fire is quality alright. Denzel is top notch. Heard the equalizer is excellent as well.

can vouch for this, the equalizer is quality

anfeild u must have seen crimson tide? if not thats quality aswell

I nearly posted that Goodfella's line myself, MadVlad. It's a good 'un.

Yeah seen crimson tide. Good film. Fav densel film the hurricane.

Yeah goodfellas one is a classic. What a film.

Whose the fella who owns this sh&thole was some entrance in the last scene of unforgiven.
Then Bang
You are a cowardly son of a B%tch, you just killed an unarmed man.
Well he should have got armed before he decorated his salon with my friend.

Personally love many of the long dialogue scenes in Tarantino movies. The following one is brilliant.
Mr Orange asks what happens if the manager wont give up the diamonds. Mr White comes out with this.......
When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says ****g **** after that. You might get some bitch talk **** to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the **** up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to **** around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco.

Love the scene in the Departed. You calling us c*nts.

"I never knew the Third Reich meant Germany!"
"I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' ****s to go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch"
"I want those little paint-happy bastards caught and hung up by their buster browns"
"Unless your father is on the board of directors of another company, you and I are gonna have a very tough time doing business together!
"I only tell you one time, don't **** me Tony, don't you ever try to **** me"
"You wanna laugh, this prick last week asked me to christen his kid, yeh for 7 thousand!"
"You're the King of Kings, Arnold"
"He must have thought it was White Boy Day, it ain't White Boy Day is it?"
"Motorboat, you play the motorboat, plwwwwww, plwwwww, you motorboating son of a bitch, you old sailor you"
"Tell him that ehm Ramone went to the clinic today and I found out that I have ehm Herpes Simplex 10 and I think Victor should go check himself out with his physician to make sure everything is fine before things start falling off on the man"
"Hit me Chief, I got the moves"
"Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here"
"A momentary loss of muscular co-ordination, alright, a few extra foot pounds of energy per second, per second"

Five Easy Pieces (Jack Nicholson)

[Bobby wants plain toast,which isn't on the menu]
Bobby: I'd like an omelet,plain,and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast,no mayonnaise,no butter,no lettuce.And a cup of coffee.
Waitress:A #2,chicken salad sand.Hold the butter,the lettuce,the mayonnaise and a cup of coffee.Anything else?
Bobby: Yeah,now all you have to do is hold the chicken,bring me the toast,give me a check for the salad sandwich,and you haven't broken any rules.
Waitress:You want me to hold the chicken,huh?
Bobby:I want you to hold it between your knees.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig.  You dig."

BLONDIE (Clint Eastwood) to TUCO (Eli Wallach)
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

Sep 5, 2015 -- 6:59PM, anfeild wrote:

Love the scene in the Departed. You calling us c*nts.

hahaha another quality line and film, we have similar tastes

Sep 6, 2015 -- 5:28AM, DAFFODIL1 wrote:

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig.  You dig."BLONDIE (Clint Eastwood) to TUCO (Eli Wallach) The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

top of the pops with that one!!!

You've got to ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Lady to Groucho Marx "If you were my husband I would poison your tea" Groucho replied "Madam, if I were you husband, I would drink it"

Carlito Brigante : "This Puerto Rican ass shouldn't have lived this long, most of my crew are already dead ".

"give it to me, big boy"

from a film I saw by chance when I was flicking through the channels last night.








(But the dog wouldn't give the ball back to its owner ... from Marley & me)

Sosa (Scarface) "I like you Tony there is no lying in you"

"I'm gonna put a hurt on him so bad, he's gonna wish his momma had kept her legs closed' the Rock in Fast and Furious