My new dentist is a MILF and ...

this thread has potential

never known a dentist to wear a skirt.

Dental nurse, tho. Now you're talking.

I always imagine them straddled over me in the big chair, trying to restrain me while the dentist works away. A welcome distraction from an otherwise painful experience

Platini
this one did - and I wasn't hallucinating.

Had to keep looking to make sure!

Next check up is in December - can't wait.

sneaky pics expected. Report back with the goods.

upskirts not essential but a bonus obviously

This filth must stop!!!  My foot is 'hard on' the red button as I ring the guardian to complain.  Further evidence this forum should be shut down!!!

ps

whereabouts is this dentist surgery?

Sounds as if enamel wasn't the hardest part of your body during this visit

Weird job being a dentist, good money but wouldn't fancy looking into people's gobs on a daily basis,

Mobo

It's about 15 miles south of Birmingham - I don't think you'd like it because they say it's been snowing here today (I didn't notice).

Anyway I can't say more otherwise she'll be inundated with new patients and I'll never get in when it's my next appointment - and I've got to get photos to prove it for the forum.
It's that important.

scandinavian - I used to think that but then my dentist has me for a patient so it's win-win for both of us.

What about a chiropodist then?
or, heaven forbid, a bottom specialist!

I went to the Docs about a year ago with pains down my righthand side, my usual doc wasn't available so I had to see a Dr Mcalister. I can only describe her as looking like Isla Fishers slightly older but better looking sister!!!!! She had very soft hands but she didn't really prod hard enough.  The pain was very unpleasant but I couldn't really lie and said no when she asked if there was any pain below the waist, or should I have done?

Tommy,
did she wear a mini-kilt?
If not, I don't think your post quite hits the spot.

You need to go back and have a second examination - tell her you think you've got a groin strain (tell her you've pulled something "down there") but would like it checked out. (BTW, I'd advise against saying you've got an itchy bottom - you might just get some creme)

And then re-post

GL

careful, you risk getting the junior doctor (male) to attend to that

No miniskirt sadly, She had a blue blouse and beige trousers I think but she had a very soothing Irish accent.  Still I can't complain the missus ain't bad and she's a nurse. It was her fault I went anyway, I asked her what was wrong with me and she said no idea, im not a bl@@dy doctor!

The mrs was washing an old bloke the other day and he managed a semi.  Not bad considering he was in his eighties!!!

FFS, where's this hospital - I'm feeling a bit peaky.

Is it NHS?

Years ago I had a nice blond Swedish woman dentist.  Particularly remember the time she pulled a tooth out.....leaning over me groaning with the effort.  She left the practice but sent me an email asking if I'd like to see her at her new location.  I may have misread the situation and I was never sure if it was just my choppers she was interested in.

Maybe it was her who had the cavities that needed filling.

^PUERILE

The Barron Knights knew the score.

Fillings coming loose on a regular basis, is your best bet. Even if you need to eat a pound of sticky toffee every week

A MILF GP who inspects your flute like in the Brazzers videos...the queues would be down the road...

And has anybody had a MILF for a GP?

Yes, well sort of....

My doctor Ruth, is half my age but we are very intimate!

How many doctors, that you know, compliment you about your clothes, or fragrance, and show you photos of their children?

How many doctors do you know, that 'moan' when doing an internal (her to you that is)?

BS...

Went to see my doctor a few years ago - little Sri Lankan fella with a tache - but he wasn't there that day so got shown in to see his replacement - a hot young Indian female doctor. Anyway, I think but can't entirely remember it was for suspected gastro-enteritis, but whatever it was she wanted to check for internal inflammation by sticking her finger up my bum. I thought it was Christmas, some fellas pay for that sort of treatment and I got it free on the NHS. Sadly it was over far too quickly - like most sexual contact - and I had to pretend it hadn't been enjoyable and not act disappointed that it was a brief, professional job. So pleased my usual doctor was out, that sort of experience with a bloke could have scarred me (mentally that is) for life.

Not sure if it's normal, but I'm much more comfortable with a female doctor, with this sort of personal stuff, than I would be with a male doctor!

@ Roger D B.... Ok, the last line of my story was humour. The rest of it was fact!

scandanavian_haven     03 Sep 15 16:30 
Weird job being a dentist, good money but wouldn't fancy looking into people's gobs on a daily basis,




18 Professions Where People Most Likely To Kill Themselves (White Men)
Data for white males is the primary focus because of the high demographical representation of white males.
Professional
Times More Likely to Commit Suicide than Average

Physicians
1.87 times
Dentists
1.67 times
Veterinarians
1.54 times
Finance workers
1.51 times
Chiropractors
1.50 times
Heavy construction operators
1.46
Urban planners
1.43 times
Hand molders
1.39 times
Sellers of real estate
1.38
Assemblers of electrical equipments
1.36
Lawyers
1.33 times
Lathe operators
1.33 times
Farm managers
1.32 times
Operators of heat treating equipments
1.32 times
Electricians
1.31 times
Precision woodworkers
1.3 times
Pharmacists
1.29 times
Natural scientists
1.28 times

Lathe operators 1.33 times? If more than a handful of these so-called suicides turn out to be suicide by lathe, I suspect a fairly serious cover-up here. Wtf would lathe operators be particularly prone to depression? 0.33 of those times are murders or accidents imo.

Sellers of real estate
1.38

Something needs to be done about that figure. Way too low.

Having the means to easily kill yourself greatly increases the likelyhood of suicide.

I know of two dentists that killed themselves.

But in their specific cases, a rope and a bridge are available to the general public.

Link to her Facebook page please? (NAP)

Don't pretend you have not stalked her (nb)

Fred,
I'll describe her for you ...

About 5ft 7in, blue eyes, lovely friendly smile, auburn-ish coloured hair, slim but not skinny, sensible sized bosom (but not big), stylish but not overdone make up, long slender legs, skirt about 4 inches above the knee (on my last visit certainly, may have been wearing mini skirt on my previous visits, but I never noticed).

You might know her.

Sep 4, 2015 -- 11:12AM, TheBaron wrote:

Having the means to easily kill yourself greatly increases the likelyhood of suicide.

But killing yourself with a lathe? Wouldn't that be horrific?

One of my Dad's good friends was a dentist who had a practice near Marble Arch. He was completely addicted to laughing gas and frequently used to pull the wrong tooth which caused him great hilarity. Nitrous Oxide done for him in the end but he literally did die laughing.

I used to get my barnet cut in Streatham by a Cypriot woman as a teenager and I'd literally be dribbling when she deliberately brushed her ample bosom up against me. I haven't got any dentist MILF stories, that's the best I can come up with.

^ made me chuckle slippy.

they do it deliberately Slippy !

I rest my arms on the arms of the chair and often get a crotch pressed against an elbow.

I had a dentist once she was fit a *uck.............
really dirty looking but dead nice,great tats ar5e everything,my teeth have never been so good.
Could still tear one off just thinking about her,was gutted when i moved.....