if you make a women laugh she will never leave you.

I agree

...what if you undress in front of her for the first time......your naked.....and then she starts laughing....

.......does the maxim still hold.

BOLLOX

When WOMEN meet AKABULA they laugh and leave as soon as he pulls his trousers down

most women agree that size does matter.=But its the size of your wallet.

..what if you undress in front of her for the first time......your naked.....and then she starts laughing....

.......does the maxim still hold.


Thanks for that MYMF. I told you in complete confidence that Debbie H never talked to me again after I did that for her in that Liverpool hotel elevator, and THIS is how you repay me?

Harrumph !!

Another one is ,if you want to know what a girl will look like in 20 years time take a look at her mother.

...sorry alun....couldn't resist......you get huge points for bravery though......

..as Theo Roosevelt said....."the credit belongs to the man in the arena" etc etc.....

....and extra points for when the lift doors opened and you had to sashay nonchalantly through the lobby.......clothes in hand!!!!!!!!

Ah well MYMF, you know the score, if you don't try you can't succeed, My sashay is well-practiced. "Faint heart never won fair lady" and all that.

Well, apart from the faint-hearted 90 year old multimillionaires who somehow win 20-something stunners with astonishing regularity.

...yes alun....I think brassneck may have point with his wallet size theory!!!!!

Well, you'll have to have other attributes, like intelligence, wit, a sense of humour, constancy, money, ruthlessness etc ...

I wish.

erm...I think that is asking a bit much of anybody on these forums myself

You will be lucky if most of us bath more than once a year tbh

I knew that.  I just didn't want to say it.

But they have bits, here and there ...

And I am a burning man.

I could make you laugh for eternity.
Just thank god you never knew me.  I do.