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28 Aug 15
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What ye reckon? I've seen a reporter tug away at it (please) a bint last night had a cheeky feel, she said it's not a twopay, i'm flummoxed......
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guinness,
Donald, Trump sounds like an instruction. Perhaps we can have a funny (real) names thread. I once worked in an office where a guy named Kelvin Hard worked and also one called David Wigley. I said to one of the secretaries "where's Kelvin Hard and David Wigley?" How we all laughed.  Come on chit chatters, who do you know with funny names (got to be real). |
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Bill Kenright always makes me smile..
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what about Ivana Trump then?
thats the best of the best...dead now unfortunately |
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oops, not dead so it seems
still funny |
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When was that?
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the best part of ivana trump is that shes foreign, so when she introduces herself as Ivana trump it must be comical
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Ivanka Trump is funnier..
I would, btw.. |
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Spoken Reasons must be one of the daftest names, I watched 'the heat' the other night and couldnt understand what the term meant....only to find out its his name ffs
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Mike Rapp also cant surely be taken seriously.
'Everyone, I would like to introduce you to Mike Rapp' |
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guinness2dear • August 28, 2015 3:11 PM BST
Ivanka Trump is funnier.. I would, btw. How? Ivana trump...in an eastern european accent is 'I vont a trump' its perfect, its got mel brooks comedy written all over it....but its real ffs |
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https://twitter.com/IvankaTrump?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor
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as for the trumps hair its the one strand he has left lackered and crimped and folded back on itself 3545 times
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then a fine spray 3 parts water 1 part PVA glue is sprayed over it in a fine mist to set it
has to wake at 3.30 every morning to be ready by 7 |
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Apparently (and I have this on good authority) it is indeed only 1 hair growing from the top of his head. In 1976 he was all but bald, save for this 1 hair. Legend has it that he started to shampoo with MiracleGro and the hair both thickened and grew rapidly to a length of several miles.
It's insured for several million dollars. HTH |