The ring : BBC2

What's interesting about it is how quickly, even though it's not that old a film, it's dated.
VHS Tapes? Dead.
Static on analogue TVs - Pre Digital, mine just says "no signal" now. Dead.
Developing your pre digital photos? Dead.

Naomi Watts hasn't dated

Hands off. She's stepping out of my TV later for the sweet boom shaka laka.

Bit difficult from a flat screen

Any cats in it?

I agree though naomi watts from the pictures I've seen of her recently she looks great.
She's ... 46 apparently. Charlie Sheen had a cameo on the Goldbergs the other day, he's 49.
https://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/tv_sheen_duo.jpg
Dear sweet jesus, if that's what years of partying does to you, I'm on the mineral water.

And nowadays the phone wouldn't ring, the ring demon would send you a status update on twitter.

The ring: 2015 reboot.
There are rumours of a youtube video of a cat shagging a tortoise.
If you watch it .. you get the dreaded tweet #SadoNoM8s
And in 7 days ... your facebook account shows pictures of you with an unfashionable phone and haircut.
Social media death.

Ringu (the original) was a damn site more scary. No Naomi though..

The Ring is a cracking movie.

This re-make p1sh you mentioned is awful, as you'd expect.