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aasbff
01 Aug 15 20:06
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I'm forever single but I'm getting bored of it.
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Report David Fishwick Minibus Sales August 1, 2015 9:07 PM BST
met the wife at bingo, met the girlfriend in amsterdam
Report aasbff August 1, 2015 9:10 PM BST
Laugh How romantic.
Report i_agree_with_nick August 1, 2015 9:12 PM BST
She was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar.
Report a bitofinterest August 1, 2015 9:16 PM BST
was it the chit chat pub
Report i_agree_with_nick August 1, 2015 9:19 PM BST
Tbh, I met her in a pool room in Clapham. I didn't catch her name but she looked like something special.

She said she liked to go to discos but she was never on her own.
Report Fashion Fever August 1, 2015 9:23 PM BST
adult work
Report Zazu August 1, 2015 9:33 PM BST
Adultfriendfinder
Report Ibrahima Sonko August 1, 2015 9:40 PM BST
I have posted this before.

Long story short, she was a year above me at school but she a popular and i was not a girl. She went away soon after.

5 years later me and my mate were in M&S when she walked by near the underwear part, we gave a  oooraghhhwaaah.

So, nightclub later that day, she walked by, i said nice underwear, m&s imho. It worked.
Report minardi August 1, 2015 9:41 PM BST
in a night club back in 1989 .. the mother of my 2 children .. we have never married.
Report MC Roller August 1, 2015 9:44 PM BST
Outside weight watchers. I think she was impressed with my chat up line....

Fancy a bag of chips.
Report David Fishwick Minibus Sales August 1, 2015 9:51 PM BST
Ibrahima Sonko    01 Aug 15 21:40 
i said nice underwear, m&s imho. It worked.


good job it wasn't the c&a line
Report aasbff August 1, 2015 9:59 PM BST
a bitofinterest 01 Aug 15 21:16
was it the chit chat pub

Are you gay?
Report aasbff August 1, 2015 10:00 PM BST
...I wish I was. I'd get so much sausage.
Report The Leopard August 1, 2015 10:03 PM BST
^ Oooooh, get her !
Report s.kenbo August 1, 2015 10:09 PM BST
I met my missus on the fourth day of a five day bender I was on. It was in a pub in the next town to where I lived. I charmed her with my drunken bravado, and dazzled her with my pool/darts talent. That was on a Thursday night and we arranged to meet up on the Saturday to watch England play Portugal in the World Cup, (the famous Ronaldo wink). Come Saturday though I was bedridden after too much sauce that week that I had to ring her up to say I wouldn't be able to make it. I thought that'd be the end of us before it even started, but we're still together now over nine years later.

She must've been fooking bonkers! Laugh

I really don't know where the time's gone.
Report aasbff August 1, 2015 10:43 PM BST
The Leopard 01 Aug 15 22:03
^ Oooooh, get her !

Been hit on a few times when I've been out by gay guys ffs!

Nice story s.kenbo.
Report Zazu August 1, 2015 10:58 PM BST
If youre currently attracting men then I suggest you  change the way you dress and act
Report aasbff August 1, 2015 11:01 PM BST
I only wear your standard button shirt. The trouble might be MDMA. I love it but I want to just hug everybody when I'm wired.
Report aasbff August 1, 2015 11:38 PM BST
And just booze can make me say bad/slightly aggressive things. Devil
Report charwell. August 1, 2015 11:42 PM BST
At a swingers club.
Report JOCI Club August 2, 2015 12:02 AM BST
St Andrews University, 1985.
Report JOCI Club August 2, 2015 12:05 AM BST
Disco, think she was dressed as a St Trinian's schoolgirl, replete with hockey stick.
Report Facts August 2, 2015 12:41 AM BST
*'complete ?
Report egner August 2, 2015 12:43 AM BST
....first met when I paid her for sex..........

....then romance and friendship blossomed...........yep.
Report Jack Hacksaw August 2, 2015 9:10 AM BST
Next door neighbour.
Report GRANTCKING August 2, 2015 11:49 AM BST
street corner Wink
Report aasbff August 2, 2015 11:50 AM BST
I've got a feeling there's quite a few single forumites.
Report Platini August 2, 2015 2:43 PM BST
Outofmyleague.com Wink
Report xmoneyx August 2, 2015 2:56 PM BST
dating her mother
Report aasbff August 2, 2015 5:10 PM BST
I thought there would be some better stories. I'm disappointed.
Report the.mad.dog.man August 2, 2015 5:26 PM BST
madam tussauds
Report curious-cat August 2, 2015 6:48 PM BST
pub on a Friday lunchtime ... met regularly before arranging a date.

she took a long time to ask me Grin
Report Aunty Post August 2, 2015 8:25 PM BST
"Take 5" disco...Xmas eve '67.

Had a few beers with the guys first and then took the bus to Leeds.

Left my six month old "Cortina GT" outside of the police station, where I thought it would be safe (can you imagine doing that now with six pints inside you)?

Later, no chance of a taxi as there were hundreds at the rank.

Set off to walk, and it was a beautiful still and crisp evening but, after a couple of hundred yards, we got a lift from a nice guy in a Jag.

Frankly, with the mood and attraction being as it was, I could have walked for miles.....Love
Report FlowerMyth August 2, 2015 8:58 PM BST
Couldn't help but be amused by that. The Cortina GT gets mentioned, the Jag gets mentioned - even the bus gets more mention than the girl. Typical Aunty Grin
Report xmoneyx August 3, 2015 3:40 AM BST
try p.o.f
Report TommyBarnes August 3, 2015 9:30 AM BST
Met my missus at an AA meeting. Judging from what you said about MDMA give NA a try just remember the odds are good but the goods are odd Crazy
Report Aunty Post August 3, 2015 10:38 AM BST
Edited specially for you "FlowerMyth".

"Take 5" disco...Xmas eve '67.

Had a few beers with the guys first and then took the bus to Leeds. Sorry I can't give any more information about the bus except it was big and smelly,
and made me feel sick.

Left my car outside of the police station, where I thought it would be safe (can you imagine doing that now with six pints inside you)?

Later, no chance of a taxi as there were hundreds at the rank.

Set off to walk, and it was a beautiful still and crisp evening but, after a couple of hundred yards, we got a lift from a nice guy in a big car.

Frankly, with the mood and attraction being as it was, I could have walked for miles.....Love
Report Foinavon August 3, 2015 10:42 AM BST
What car were you driving back then Aunty?
Report Aunty Post August 3, 2015 11:37 AM BST
Sorry, I'm not allowed to say, but there is a subtle clue here....Wink
Report FlowerMyth August 3, 2015 11:43 AM BST
Laugh
Report kenny mann August 3, 2015 11:46 AM BST
1967 in Leeds was mainly spent at the "Yorkshire Hussars", Aunty, at the bottom of The Headrow. A whole bevy of beauties were always available in the bar upstairs. Building demolished not so long ago.
Report Clouseau August 3, 2015 11:53 AM BST
P1ssed up Chit-Chatter
on a hillside desolate
will Nature make a man of me yet?

When in this charming jag
this charming man

Why pamper life's complexities
when the leather runs smooth on the passenger seat?

Shocked
Report alun2005 August 3, 2015 12:22 PM BST
… or maybe a case of 'Hailstones, driven home. In a car - no brakes ? I don't mind'...
Report Foinavon August 3, 2015 12:54 PM BST
Oh I see Aunty. Cortina GT was a great car back then, wish I could have afforded one.
Have always like Fords and drive one now.
Report Aunty Post August 3, 2015 1:39 PM BST
Tommy, I was with RAC. Liked the badge better, and if it was good enough for "The Royals" it was good enough for me!

Cost new, Foinavon, £827.00, including seat belts which were not mandatory back then.
Report Foinavon August 3, 2015 1:46 PM BST
I didn't have the money back in '67 as I had just finished Uni and was in debt. Bet your new girlfriend was impressed.
Although I had no money, I still had a nice girlfriend who was happy to walk. Life was simpler then.
Report Foinavon August 3, 2015 1:51 PM BST
To comply with the theme of the thread, I met that girlfriend while at school. She was also a friend of my sister which made things easier.
Report aasbff August 3, 2015 3:03 PM BST
I wouldn't say I've got a drug problem, I've got more of a gambling problem. Laugh

1967? That's 22 years before I was even born. I bet it was a lot simpler back then.

A lot of girls I know get far too pissed and sleep around too much. It's like a cesspit of STDs. If you find a nice girl nowadays, everyone's after them thanks to social media. Sad
Report barstool August 3, 2015 3:58 PM BST
I met her outside the Pawnbrokers and she kissed me under the balls.
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