Lord Sewell lands Cocaine Drop

(See John Bercow thread for full details and link to Sun report).

party is irrelevant, they all have their bastards

£200-a-night prostitutes

surely someone in his position should be going for someone a little more high end

Using a fiver to snort coke looks a bit low-rent as well.

And why the F did his lordship pay the, erm, escorts by cheque?

Expense Claim?

£200 a night hookers?? They must look like Hilda Ogden or Nora Batty. That should be £200 an hour surely?

The trouble with £200-an-hour prostitutes is that they are often rather pernickety, the £200-a-night ladies favoured by Lord Sewel tend to be far more accommodating so I've heard.

I wouldn't know anything about "ladies of the night" Pokermonster, being the good London Irish Catholic lad that I am 

Well for his £200....in Thailand he could have had 5 of the hot Asians he desired for an hour

Sewell is a cross-bencher....not connected to Labour

Doesn't the idiot know MI5 watch what all the attendees of the Houses of Parliament get up to?

When it's time to go they are exposed in the gutter filth press.

Probably has dementia.

It's Lord Sewel.

Now Brian Sewell - THAT would have been a story.

I thought Sewer would be more appropriate

45 minute tape who filmed it ? .....the butler

The Sun, a rag newspaper that continually ruins lives. What people get up to in their own time is nobodys business as long as it doesn't harm others.

Stop buying this rag and put it out of circulation.

He shouldn't be doing anything like this as it makes him bribable

The Sun, a rag newspaper that continually ruins lives. What people get up to in their own time is nobodys business as long as it doesn't harm others.


..  i would agree to a point, but didnt he say on tape that his £200 expenses was paying for cocaine and prostitutes ??

     that cant be right surely.   hes in charge of " standards" at the houses of parliament...ffs.   

Filmed snorting drugs from a prossie's thruppennies through a Lady Godiva. 

Resigned from his post as he was extremely embarrassed.

It can't be made much clearer than that.

But the BBC still have 'alleged' and 'claims' in their reports.

Let he who hasn't snorting drugs from a prossie's thruppennies through a Lady Godiva cast the first stone.

* snorted ffs

I haven't.

Does a fifty euro note count?

That's alright then.

is this a job for the met as well, i suppose proof it was drugs would be needed. ??

Yes, if you're Irish.

Dear HSBC.

I write with reference to your recent advertisement which implied that the most insulting thing one can do when travelling in Asia is to bare the soles of one's feet.  I respectfully beg to differ.  Last month I visited Bangkok and, whilst there, a prostitute sat on my face while a ladyboy wánked me off into his sister's hair.

Your faithfully,
Major D. Travers. (rtd)

Sorry, that should have read:

Dear HSBC.

I write with reference to your recent advertisement which implied that the rudest thing one can do when travelling in Asia is to bare the soles of one's feet.  I respectfully beg to differ.  Last month I visited Bangkok and, whilst there, a prostitute sat on my face while a ladyboy wánked me off into his sister's hair.

Your faithfully,
Major D. Travers. (rtd)

BBC dig up Betty Boothroyd for a comment....kuh !

Pensioners these days eh? Too much time and money on their hands I reckon.

Quote:
Dear HSBC.

I write with reference to your recent advertisement which implied that the rudest thing one can do when travelling in Asia is to bare the soles of one's feet.  I respectfully beg to differ.  Last month I visited Bangkok and, whilst there, a prostitute sat on my face while a ladyboy wánked me off into his sister's hair.

Your faithfully,
Major D. Travers. (rtd)

God brings back memories of many a night in Pat Pong !

Lord Sewer resigns from the Labor party
Even Blair cant SAVE him
Expect Cheryl will chuck something at him

Blair. Sewel, Big-mouth frog : right wing class traitors