Ken Dodd on Celebrity Mastermind

He scored 15 points.

Diddy?

By Jove, he did.

shame he wasnt so clever at filling in his tax returns

"Some accountants are comedians, but a comedian can never be an accountant".

'Gorgeous' George Carman on that very matter.

"shame he wasnt so clever at filling in his tax returns "  Clever enough. Acquitted,and given lots of material for his follow up tour !

First gag at first show after the trial.

"Good evening ladies and gentleman. Sir Robert Peel introduced Income tax as a temporary measure at a rate of 2 pence in the pound. My problem was I still thought that was the rate".

Heard that one two, it brought the house down.

I remember that line Alun. I also remember being doubled up laughing.