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Aunty Post
24 Jul 15 12:24
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Never heard of this.

Yesterday I was using my tongue brush, as always, and spitting black (well almost black).

Looked at my tongue and it was black....hideous!!

Much brushing and "Listerene" later, it still wasn't sorted.

Still back this morning, though not as bad, but I overdid the brushing so made it bleed.

Wouldn't be too good on a first date...Tongue Out
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Report The Leopard July 24, 2015 12:40 PM BST
Was it Hairy as well as Black ?

http://www.webmd.com/oral-health/guide/black-hairy-tongue
Report HH Sultan Vinegar July 24, 2015 12:40 PM BST
thought this was going to be another Aldi/Lidl purchase tip
Report Aunty Post July 24, 2015 12:52 PM BST
Yeah, I know it's full name is that but I don't see it as HBT!

Nor did I when researching the condition.
Report Facts July 24, 2015 5:08 PM BST
Liquorice ?
Report Big_Issue July 24, 2015 10:16 PM BST
You been sucking black willies?
Report Facts July 24, 2015 10:23 PM BST
CryShocked
Report akabula July 24, 2015 11:48 PM BST
Laugh AP currently getting revived.
Report boxingthefox July 24, 2015 11:54 PM BST
aka, can you get black tongue from eating too many "darkies wallopers" Plain
Report akabula July 24, 2015 11:56 PM BST
Obviously a rhetorical question foxy. Wink
Report boxingthefox July 24, 2015 11:57 PM BST
WinkLaugh
Report akabula July 24, 2015 11:59 PM BST
AP probably choked on his Pimms when he read that post.
Report akabula July 25, 2015 12:07 AM BST
What happened to Kweeveen. He just disappeared.
Report crags July 25, 2015 12:10 AM BST
I had this years ago. It's oral thrush, caught mine from a reaction to some tablets.. nothing to do with cunnilingus
Report boxingthefox July 25, 2015 12:17 AM BST

Jul 25, 2015 -- 12:07AM, akabula wrote:


What happened to Kweeveen. He just disappeared.


Haven't a scooby, maybe the missus found his "other" browsing history and took his comp away.CryLaugh

Hope he's ok, the quizes were a great distraction on dull nights.

Report crags July 25, 2015 12:46 AM BST
And tonight's first question is.. what is the plural of quiz?
Report boxingthefox July 25, 2015 12:54 AM BST
And the second question is what is the opposite of opposite?.
3rd question. if someone is colour blind, what colour do they see when When get into a rage.
4th question did Noah have woodpeckers on the Ark, if so where did he keep them.
Report boxingthefox July 25, 2015 12:55 AM BST
5th question, who coined the phrase, "coined the phrase"
Report boxingthefox July 25, 2015 1:00 AM BST
Q1, quizzes
Report boxingthefox July 25, 2015 1:02 AM BST
6th Q, When sign makers go on strike, who makes their strike signs.
Report boxingthefox July 25, 2015 1:04 AM BST
6th, Q, Are fruit flies healthier than ordinary flies.
Report boxingthefox July 25, 2015 1:05 AM BST
7th ^^^^
Report boxingthefox July 25, 2015 1:07 AM BST
8th Q. Before they invented drawing boards, what did the go back to.
Report boxingthefox July 25, 2015 1:10 AM BST
what did they go back to.*
Report crags July 25, 2015 1:13 AM BST
Just admit that you got the plural of quiz wrong instead of posting all this sh1t. This is what is wrong with the typical chit chatter of today and why the place is dying. Goodnight.
Report boxingthefox July 25, 2015 1:14 AM BST
Last question, do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies.
Report boxingthefox July 25, 2015 1:17 AM BST
Jeez crags lighten up mate, yes I made a mistake, not an unusual thing on here, so fckin what! sense of humour transplant needed urgently.
Report boxingthefox July 25, 2015 1:18 AM BST
As for the this place dying, the spelling police are helping it on it's way, well done you.
Report boxingthefox July 25, 2015 1:20 AM BST
What a supercilious coont you are.
Report boxingthefox July 25, 2015 1:24 AM BST
Right I'm offski, crags getting older and more miserable by the day. GN and GL anybody still up.
Report crags July 25, 2015 1:25 AM BST
'its' not 'it's' YDC Laugh
Love
Report boxingthefox July 25, 2015 1:28 AM BST
Thought you had Fooked off, still "little things please little minds" now FOYFDSC. HTH.Grin
Report crags July 25, 2015 1:30 AM BST
OK, you can have the last word Wink
Report boxingthefox July 25, 2015 1:31 AM BST
Report boxingthefox July 25, 2015 1:34 AM BST
its
Report boxingthefox July 25, 2015 1:37 AM BST
Do you hear that? That's the sound of no-one caring. May I return the favour and let you have the last word. GN
Report crags July 25, 2015 1:40 AM BST
No.
Report boxingthefox July 25, 2015 1:42 AM BST
LaughLaughWinkLove
Report boxingthefox July 26, 2015 12:48 AM BST

Jul 25, 2015 -- 12:10AM, crags wrote:


I had this years ago. It's oral thrush, caught mine from a reaction to some tablets.. nothing to do with cunnilingus


No it's definitely Anal-lingis in your case, which explains why you are always talking sh1te.

Report boxingthefox July 26, 2015 12:49 AM BST
lingus, just for the coooont that is crags, before he has a hissey fit.
Report spellingandgrammarchecker July 26, 2015 1:20 AM BST
Cunnilingus is like Peter Piper's pickled peppers, a bit of a tongue twister.
Report boxingthefox July 26, 2015 1:52 AM BST
Great contribution,Crazy
Report boxingthefox July 26, 2015 2:41 AM BST
spellingandgrammarchecker Why don't you mind your own "Newham" sh1te business and leave us to more important business.
Report Aunty Post July 26, 2015 9:35 AM BST
Pleased to announce that mine is now back to it's former pink beauty.

That is thanks to generous applications of Listerene, White Vinegar, Pickled Beetroot, Lemon Juice (nature's antiseptic) and.............wait for it.......

..............Bleach
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