bought a tub of jalapeno houmus and its leaking what should i do please

and the missus sat on the doritos as well

Get a suitably sized Tupperware box and put it in that quickly.

Eat it now. On anything.

cling film or foil.

i fear that it may sweat more than the wife waiting for her allowance

Depends on when intake was fracture, was it also with your wife's lines diarrhoea  came into contact with the shop

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Hello The Leopard.

Hi ! How's it going?

leopard she is suffering form of chronic diarrhea ,the verbal strain

It's all very interesting The Leopard. I just think its good to take very few things seriously.........but just have fun