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14 Jul 15 15:40
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Majella Lynch of Southampton died two days after a full 400ml (0.7 pint) bottle of shampoo was removed from her abdomen.

The court heard she was taken to hospital on April 18th last year in 'terrible pain'

The prosecuting QC said her death was the result of a 'perverted sexual assault' which was impossible for her to cause to herself.

Daniel McBride 43, denies murder.
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Report spellingandgrammarchecker • July 14, 2015 11:23 PM BST
No puns or witty comments?

Place is dead.
Report Foinavon • July 15, 2015 12:04 AM BST
hardly a laughing matter. A woman has died after two days of pain and suffering following a violent attack.
There is no fitting punishment under the law for the monster who did this.
Report Ramruma • July 15, 2015 9:25 AM BST
The prosecuting QC said her death was the result of a 'perverted sexual assault' which was impossible for her to cause to herself.


The prosecuting QC says that, but why is it impossible for her to have shoved it up herself? Surely every A&E nurse has stories of removing the most unlikely objects from various orifices.

Whatever happened, it is another pointless tragedy, another waste of life.
Report xmoneyx • July 15, 2015 9:51 AM BST
guy who did it is in a bit of a lather
Report TheBaron • July 15, 2015 10:04 AM BST
What sort of sicko starts a thread about this looking for puns or witty comments?
Report spellingandgrammarchecker • July 15, 2015 1:31 PM BST
This is chit chat.

You don't post looking for puns and witty comments, but if you wait long enough, you get them for any subject.

A xmoneyx has clarified.
Report spellingandgrammarchecker • July 15, 2015 1:31 PM BST
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Report elise • July 15, 2015 3:02 PM BST
i used to know a girl at school called wendy who have a fair old go at a one litre coke bottle as her party piece

she'd have taken a conditioner as well as a shampoo bottle with room to spare and not even blinked
Report Make my hay • July 15, 2015 3:05 PM BST
take two bottles into the shower?
Report elise • July 15, 2015 3:14 PM BST
i have not seen her for years but just looked on facebook and there she is, looks very nice too, especially the shiny hair
Report spellingandgrammarchecker • July 15, 2015 3:49 PM BST
Make my hay   
15 Jul 15 15:05 
take two bottles into the shower?


Bosh ....and go.
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