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spellingandgrammarchecker
14 Jul 15 15:40
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Majella Lynch of Southampton died two days after a full 400ml (0.7 pint) bottle of shampoo was removed from her abdomen.

The court heard she was taken to hospital on April 18th last year in 'terrible pain'

The prosecuting QC said her death was the result of a 'perverted sexual assault' which was impossible for her to cause to herself.

Daniel McBride 43, denies murder.

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spellingandgrammarchecker
When: 14 Jul 15 23:23
No puns or witty comments?

Place is dead.
By:
Foinavon
When: 15 Jul 15 00:04
hardly a laughing matter. A woman has died after two days of pain and suffering following a violent attack.
There is no fitting punishment under the law for the monster who did this.
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Ramruma
When: 15 Jul 15 09:25
The prosecuting QC said her death was the result of a 'perverted sexual assault' which was impossible for her to cause to herself.


The prosecuting QC says that, but why is it impossible for her to have shoved it up herself? Surely every A&E nurse has stories of removing the most unlikely objects from various orifices.

Whatever happened, it is another pointless tragedy, another waste of life.
By:
xmoneyx
When: 15 Jul 15 09:51
guy who did it is in a bit of a lather
By:
TheBaron
When: 15 Jul 15 10:04
What sort of sicko starts a thread about this looking for puns or witty comments?
By:
spellingandgrammarchecker
When: 15 Jul 15 13:31
This is chit chat.

You don't post looking for puns and witty comments, but if you wait long enough, you get them for any subject.

A xmoneyx has clarified.
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spellingandgrammarchecker
When: 15 Jul 15 13:31
As
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elise
When: 15 Jul 15 15:02
i used to know a girl at school called wendy who have a fair old go at a one litre coke bottle as her party piece

she'd have taken a conditioner as well as a shampoo bottle with room to spare and not even blinked
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Make my hay
When: 15 Jul 15 15:05
take two bottles into the shower?
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elise
When: 15 Jul 15 15:14
i have not seen her for years but just looked on facebook and there she is, looks very nice too, especially the shiny hair
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spellingandgrammarchecker
When: 15 Jul 15 15:49
Make my hay   
15 Jul 15 15:05 
take two bottles into the shower?


Bosh ....and go.
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