Chit Chat
I hope it p1sses it down
p.s A pigeon landing on the court is NEVER funny.
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too whitey
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Wombledon crowd mostly white.
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...anyone see the blue tit land on the grass.....
...and Andrew Castle turns into David f******** Attenborough |
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I don't know about blue tit but Andrew Castle and Tim Henman are 2 of the biggest tits I have ever come across no doubt.
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Mostly flag-waving eejits; the sort that pitch up at Last Night At The Proms. They all applaud one another after they are told to switch their mobile phones off; they find 3 net cords in a row the funniest thing ever; along with any bird that happens to fly close to the court and interrupts play for a few seconds.
I queued one year to get into Wimbledon. A blazer-wearing eejit decided to plonk a sticker on me at the turnstiles which read, 'Congratulations. You successfully queued at Wimbledon'. A more accurate sticker would have read: 'Congratulations on being a prize c*nt for paying inflated prices to see tennis on the outside courts, while all the celeb free-loaders get to waltz into Centre Court for free'. |
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they are all racists
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johnnyrant
29 Jun 15 23:41 Mostly flag-waving eejits; I queued one year to get into Wimbledon.  |
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lol
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needed a comma.
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without a flag, I should have added, but that should be self-evident.
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whining c..ts the lot of you, and doubtless working class.
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I say...
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different year, same old shyte
an absolute ****fest |
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It is "virtually not raining"!!!
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finals day on centre court is lioke a who,who of the times rich list plus family members becks,fergie,lineker,etc,etc
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I've got an idea..... Why don't they give a load of free tickets to the people from those high rise blocks. The people that had to move out coz of the cladding
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not a suitable venue for riff-raff.
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I'm waiting for Corbyn to turn up and start reading Byron in the rain break.
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come on cliff , give us a song ,in the rain break
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Only day two and the grass is knackered, and they have a bottle bank as a line judge!
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I noticed that Kate Windsor was lucky enough to get a centre court ticket again.
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She is now : The Patron of The All England Club !
Seat comes with the job. |
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I think any illegal immigrant who obtains admission should be given 10 grand in their grubby hands, put up in a 1.6 mill mansion and given UK citizenship.
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Anastasia Pavlyuchenkova....
Where the hell do they get such names from (or should I say "From where the hell do they get these names")? The Chinese get by with names such as Ng! |
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^ Vietnamese.....surely !
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Nope...definitely Chinese, and there were loads with that name on Graduation Day all doing Electrical Engineering.
The families thought it hysterical when the principal announced them as 'En Gee'.....  |
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You stick -enko (or -enkova for women) on a name in Ukraianian to create a surname - like Big Cliff Lazarenko, for example.
So Pavlyuchenko (or Pavlyuchenkova for a woman) is just a Ukraininan surname derived from the name Pavlo (Paul in English). Something like the English surname "Paulson", as in the owner of Arazi. It really is that simple.  |
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