What's your favourite rude name from the world of sport?

An imaginary forward line from the mid 90's of:

De Kock, Suker, Fuchs, ****z

for me

Steffan ****z

Mike Hunt - Groundsman at Lords
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdJcH85-WQE

Bradley Walsh The Chase - Fanny Chmelar

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teNgQTrv6pE

Dicky Pride (golfer)

The and only Ruth Fuchs

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9VCJVZ2I9zY

I should think the name Alf Tupper raised a few eyebrows in sheep-breeding circles.

Willie Puller,Scottish footballer.

ma eater kock or whatever her name was

east german athlete back in the day

Shushila Likmabam, got a silver in last years commonwealth games judo.

Hansi Jerfoff

Jerkoff ffs

i had a photo of two cricketers standing next to each other, from the back, with their names showing, but I can't find it now.

Koch & Ramdin.

Mike Hunt

Dick Hertz

Richard Head

Vagina Fannybottom

I've posted this before but it still makes me smile. The footballer Fitz Hall.......His nickname is "One Size."

Rusty Kúntz (baseball) or Fanny Chmelar (skiing) for me

Betty Schalllocks

Dick Pole, also baseball, if that floats your boat.

Ski jumping Olympic Champion

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andreas_Wank

rod fanni

Sure there used to a Wayne Kerr but can't remember the sport.

Wayne Kerr was one of Johnny Vaughn's favs on 5live many moons ago.

We had a guy in Maryhill named him after he got "promoted"

Fellow former athletics obsessives might recall the Bulgarian middle-distance runner Nikolina Shtereva from the Montreal and Moscow Olympiads.

Coleman insisted on pronouncing her name Sh*ttereva.

Wayne Kerr, Wayne Kerr, Wayne Kerr, Wayyyyyyyyyyyyne Kerr,

Wayne Carr was a also a Chris Morris spoof DJ who carried out excruciating interviews like this one.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcSl9evEOzY

Danny Shittu

There's a female tennis player from Thailand called Wannasuk

Linas Pilibaitis played 29 times for Lithuania

Lopez Ufarte
Wayne Wanklin
Malcolm Ba stard
Jack Cr app

and of course, the Half-Man Half Biscuit favourite

'An Outbreak of Vitas Gerulaitis'

Let us hope Bastian Schweinsteiger's frankly astonishing surname does not make him the target of mindless terrace chants should he sign for Man. Utd.

Misty Hyman won gold in Sydney in 2000.

Does 'Schweinsteiger' translate as 'Pigsticker'?

Marco Botti

Schwein = pig / Steiger = climber or mounter. Hence Schweinsteiger = pig-mounter.

Marco Botti's a good one. Should be the butt of far more sn1ggering.

So Rod Steiger was Rod Mounter?!!!

Unbelievable Jeff!

Part of the Newcastle United squad in 1997/8 - Brian Pinas

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Pinas

Not rude but very funny is the international runner from the Seychelles - Gaylord Silly

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaylord_Silly

I do know of an amateur runner called Randy Gaylord.  American, obviously.

Spectators at the Women's Open Golf at Championship last weekend enjoyed watching the sublime skills of Aussie professional MINJEE LEE.

I used to drink with him.  Loves his racing.

Dick Trickle

Karen Cockburn

Segar Bastard

Quim

Jean Condom

Gregor ****a

Dick Paradise

Ralf Minge

Johnny Dickshot

Andreas Wank

Argel ****s

Yoshie Takeshita

The mods are getting keener....

Even f v c k (without spaces) is nuked.

The asterisks will probably kill this one too, but at American racetrack Presque Isle Downs, there used to be a race that was always a treat to hear the commentators pronounce.

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http://www.drf.com/news/delaware-river-tops-willy-wank-stakes

Unscathed !

Yup...venerable old agricultural character who would go from farm to farm to do a job that would make some feel queasy.

This lot should all gather for a sporting spectacular at the Wankdorf Stadium in Switzerland.

And I think the Indian Chief Minister who oversaw the 2010 Commonwealth Games should oversee it...Sheila Dikshit!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheila_Dikshit#Commonwealth_Games

There's your winner right there.

Wasn't there old golf joke, that VJ Singh wanted to marry caddy Fanny Sunesson because he wanted to make her Fanny Singh.

there is only one Joe Kinnear .....