Can anyone play the guitar

Eddie Van Halen has been likened to a young Tommy Toes

Abu Hamza can't.

Yes.

Abu is a dab hand at the Triangle though I have heard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWa7V17n2no

It depends what you mean by "play". If you're talking about being good enough to play pop music , the answer is yes.

yes but could you play Cavatina using your bellend?

From a guitar lesson "this is kind of intermediate stuff"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBq7XRa6uZM

The geezer releasing a song of mine Saturday can play

Will Johns.................Clapton taught

Easy with the Blues guys ... TC will be overloading on Ekkis afore long and entering the 27 Club

According to Radiohead, anyone can play guitar

trilby mate no chance im past that age just lol and on the bevvy train agai whata  day for sunshine

has the 27 club got any decent youtube videos , seen a few before could do with a watch

Yes.

any links chief

Cuff.