Pandora has threatened me with violence (against forum rules)

I will invest a fiver on the one with the mobility scooter.

according to the ancient ways of the chit chat elders the only way to settle this by a one on one spell-a-thin duel to the DEATH

first word is:

kamelaukion

*spell-o-thon

ffs *only way to settle is by a one on one spell-o-thin

gaaa *only way to settle this is by a one on one spell-o-thon

lol on which thread was he making threats?
was he losing an argument badly?

Pandora1963 is a bald tattooed 52yr old Italian man who suffers from small person syndrome..here are lots of pictures of him and his family..

https://instagram.com/pandora1963/

A duel is the gentleman's way, with Armstrong Whitworth 4 pounder cannonettes.

That's one way HH

....or you could go down the Kim Jong Un route.......

use spoons, a painfully slow death is required

Manbags at dawn .

HH Sultan Vinegar    15 May 15 10:09 
A duel is the gentleman's way, with Armstrong Whitworth 4 pounder cannonettes.

congratulations on choosing this method

it's catching s&gc, that socialist thug tony wants to beat me up now.

I think the luvvies are after a bit of S&M.

I think if it came down to it...cmat would bottle it IMVHAHO.

Get Norman Smith to call him a c*nt on air.

Pandora not s&gc

I'm quite happy to act as the Don King of this particular Heavyweight vs Lightweight Welcher contest.

I don't have the haircut you understand, but I can quote Shakespeare as nauseam, and will be prepared to accept between 25% and 70% of the takings.

Now, is it "to be or not to be" gentlemen?  "Summer's lease hath all too short a date".

yeah let's have a rumble at Blackfriars Bridge, I'll hold the coats

Fingers crossed no Italian bankers will turn up unexpectedly.

usually one hanging around

No offers spelling'.

50/1 Pandora.

pandy take a dive in the 1st

Like in Porridge. lol

Burton-Brewers : yeah let's have a rumble at Blackfriars Bridge

OBJECTION!! The world does NOT revolve around London!

I think I read Ivor that Blackfriars is the traditional venue for these things

Blackfriars Bridge!!!!, that's the venue for this, can't wait, I'm on Spelling perhaps it could be a two leg event with the second leg in Pandys home turf Brighton,

I was supposed to meet Stretch Armstrong in the car park of a harvester once to have a fight.  He was supposed to be the one in the range rover.

scandanavian_haven    15 May 15 13:52 
I think if it came down to it...cmat would bottle it IMVHAHO.



Could you give your reasoning for your  explanation

Is this a love thang or just a sex thang.

I think the spoons idea is brilliant.The one where you hold the spoon in your mouth and whack the other person senseless until they're rendered unconscious or your mouth is agony.

Could you give your reasoning for your  explanation Mischief


He's 60 odd keyboard warrior who talks a good fight on the internet, imagine the reality

https://youtu.be/sAhEFuq62-I?t=13s

Would somebody be so kind as to specify the rules please, if any?  Such knowledge is crucial before a wager might be considered on the outcome.

Marquess of Queensberry for the 1st leg at Blackfriers, spelling odds on.
Handbags for the Brighton leg, Not sure how this will pan out,

Blackfriars *

Leotards or ninja outfits?

Leotards for 1st leg, not sure about the second leg ???

rob_dylan
I was supposed to meet Stretch Armstrong in the car park of a harvester once to have a fight.  He was supposed to be the one in the range rover

I remember that well

Was that the one about a Travel Lodge?
That particular thread and the whys and why nots whether Travel Lodges were inferior accommodation or not was spectacularly hilarious!

If I recall Stretch was being challenged on his probity. A top chef living in a huge detached house and surrounded by a large loving family yet spending 18 hours a day on here, some felt things didn't add up. He chose a Harvester car park as his preferred spot to satisfy his honour.

Has anyone on here ever actually met up to sort there problems out where it has actually come to blows ?

As I am approaching 50 and appreciating that with luck I am moving into the latter stages of my own prime I would just like to nip this casual ageism in the bud here with a couple of factual statements. Gem Mace in the late 19th century fought for the British heavyweight title and if memory serves me correctly he lasted into the ninth round and I think he was nearly 60 at the time. He also fought a three round exhibition with the word champ of the time (I think it was Jim Jeffries) in his late 60's. There are numerous examples of very capable prize fighters well into what we consider old age.

There are many other examples of tremendous feats of endurance and indeed power by older people as well. One more which springs to mind are Ed Whitlock's many feats in marathon running. He's still going, well into his 80's but at 74 he set an age group world record of something like 2:54. Anybody who knows running will confirm that's good running at any age for all but the elite.

I thank you.

From the pictures Pandora looks like he is either connected or deivers Pizza on a moped. I'd check how much a Margarita is just in case spelling.

Haha!
I don't think I can recall that one - but the one about a Travel Lodge being a suitable hostelry from someone who said he earned great amounts from betting really dings a dong!
It's a good while ago now though, so I can't remember all the ins and outs of it.
It was very, very funny though!

He doesn't seem to smile very much in his photos either. I'm thinking "our thing".

he's more cosey kn0bhead than cosa nostra

He's one half of chitchats Fairbrass brothers tribute act Right Said Thread, not sure who the other is .

SAGC is a lover not a fighter, though not a very good one as his umpteen ex-wives will testify!

At least we now know that Dumb Doreen hasn't been immune to the effects of knowing that he has made a complete bellend of himself on so many occasions that the OED are putting his picture against the word. He may be a floppy cocck but he's got a splint from somewhere.

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Pandora1963 is a bald tattooed 52yr old Italian man who suffers from small person syndrome..here are lots of pictures of him and his family..

https://instagram.com/pandora196


Now I always had him down as looking and sounding like Frank Spencer

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He doesn't seem to smile very much in his photos either


If you look at the photo taken on xmas day 2014 you can see why..have a look at those gnashers

That old graveyard smile.

Pandora has threatened me with violence (against forum rules)

sounds like something a grass might say

Insulting someone's politics is on thing buy there's no need to insult him personally.

Come and have a go if you think your hard enough.
Might be construed to have different meanings.
if said by ghengis khan or alternatively by julian clary.

This is like waiting for Mayweather Pacman. What's going on Dumb Doreen? Let's Get Ready To Run Awaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

pumphol
Could you give your reasoning for your  explanation

scandanavian_haven
He's 60 odd keyboard warrior who talks a good fight on the internet, imagine the reality
https://youtu.be/sAhEFuq62-I?t=13s

You'd best take the 50/1 kenny mann's offering then, before it collapses when your luvvie mates pile on it as well.

Can't make a fair assessment as I've only seen what one of you looks like, but Pandy looks like he could end things quickly with a swift uppercut

I'm willing to offer my services as referee.

No contest.  He's got tattoos.  Must be well 'ard.

Who's got tattoos?

Pandora

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http://i405.photobucket.com/albums/pp139/lisa_lion_heart/movingicons/Jumsc.gif

Oh yeah, apologies, just noticed the links.  If I'm honest, facially he looks a bit like me.

Although I'm much younger and handsome, of course. 

He's a mean mean Italian fighting machine. Don't mess with him.
Obviously Poker, goes without saying.  It's not your fight is it though?

Quite true, sir.  That's an early join date, by the way.  Have we chatted before?

I think so.  You always insult me. But I forgive you.

And recently when you asked about quiz questions you ignored me.

  Surely not, sir!  I endeavour to remain polite at all times.

Ignoring one is not polite. But I forgive you (again).

It is indeed, sir.  Sincere apologies.

Furthermore, your idea about the I.Q. type questions was an excellent one.  Many thanks, it's much appreciated.

Stop creeping. (C*nt).

Sorry, just thought it was funny to say that.  I have no gripe with you at all. And wish you all the best.

Charming!

Apologies.

You certainly have a big one.

scandanavian_haven
Can't make a fair assessment as I've only seen what one of you looks like, but Pandy looks like he could end things quickly with a swift uppercut

What do you need a photo for?

I may cheat and post a photo of somebody big, muscular and mean looking.

Best to ask those that know me, because they shouldn't lie. 

Anyway, your assessment was on the previous page.

You called it, so take the 50/1 KM is offering.

palpable error

should be 8/1

ffs

coward

I forgot you're 65 so have to adjust the odds.

sometimes things that are against forum rules are right

I'm 63 ffs, not 65.

sometimes things that are against forum rules are right

You want some as well?

It a remake of The curious case of Benjamin Buttplug?

kenny as an acomplished arber going in the wrong direction shd be north of 100s for pandy man

flushy always gets the best parts in these films. He must give the casting people what for.

scandanavian_haven give it up FFS, you're not clever, you're not even reasonable, you're just A clown. No one on here supports you save Wesdag, enough said. WDYFOYDC

I'm 63 ffs, not 65.


Yeh, I know.

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kenny as an acomplished arber

accomplished*

pp spellingandgrammarchecker

8s*
100s *

official odds checker

Well I never!!!!!!

scandanavian_haven give it up FFS, you're not clever, you're not even reasonable, you're just A clown. No one on here supports you save Wesdag, enough said. WDYFOYDC

eh? where has that rant come from, support me in what
I am quite reasonable in all matters.

what odds handbags being involved ?