I watched my first porn film last night.

16mm?

not sure what that is in inches

black and white?

Minstrels?

I'll bet your ring piece was a fair bit tighter as well spelling.

I don't suppose there's any way either of you two could get me into a top job in the Gentleman's Top Shelf Film Entertainment Business, maybe debuting with Sir Rocco F's niece?

Rumour has it she has a big black strap on called Brutus which she uses on special occasions. I'll let her know you'd like to be her next victim. I think the film is provisionally titled Polizzi Pulverizes. I think it may have to be after the water shed.

Cheers. You read my mind.

I like the idea of this water shedding business as well.

Urrrgh. I thought you might be repulsed. Now I see what a degenerate you are I'll put you down for next weeks offering - Forte's Fistings.

OUCH.

I retire with my dignity intact.

Too late. Eight o clock sharp. The lady doesn't like to be kept waiting.

And on that wholesome image I'll wish you all goodnight.

Don't be having nightmares.

The pony will be dead now.