Clegg Speaks at 11, Ed at 12

taxi for Lib dem mps!

Will this be live from Russell Brands house?

Clegg gone

resigned, official.

Might quit as an MP

detached from reality

Will he be claiming compo?

Ed has resigned.

(From being labour leader, not the worlds  biggest t*ss*r)

2nd biggest, surely !

Russell Brand not tweeted in 17hrs

Will the new Labour leader embrace Russell Brand?

Being a losing party leader is like going for a job interview to better yourself but not getting it, then returning to the job you have only to realise that you have been fired.

Ed moving onto his next big task already...selling a huge lump of stone on Gumtree

I'll never forget the night of the "eye contact"

Ed still going on about the party for working people..exactly what they are not

He even ended his resignation speech with a pathetic "lets repeat some bit over and over to sound clever" again.

He's such a spinning tw&t.

let me tell you why ........

What is your name? ... Donny? Do I want to hear the end of that sentence, let me explain ... hell yea!