BBC NEWS - Man crushed by horse in hospital

Having a nose job, she was unhappy with her appearance in front of the cameras at Ascot, according to the Sun or similar comic.

It wasn't a horse it was Nicola Sturgeon.

REPORTED

What was the horse doing in hospital? Seeing the dressage nurse probably.

Horse was in there with a stomach bug.... apparently he was Blowing Wind.

The horse is upset that the incident has made the papers. I saw him today and said "why the long face"

Horse went in with psychiatric issues..... kept prancing around pirouetting like a ballet dancer.... apparently he thought he was Nijinsky.

Are you sure it wasn't (the) Night nurse.

Latest report is that the injured man is in a stable condition

Sounds like the poor bloke has had a bit of a mare.

There was a horrible story the other day about a guy who was cleaning a massive tuna cooking vat when they filled it then cooked him with it .. Not funny, but you reminded me of it.

I suppose he slept with the fishes

if DABBOT sat on u u wd be crushed by Black Beauty

You mispelt munter.