Chit Chat
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your door keys.
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Without your keys I expected better than that from chit chat
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the word "of"?
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A clear understanding of the Marxist dialectic. It's the only hope for humankind and the audiobook of 'Materialism and Empirio-Criticism', which sounds splendid in the Royce.
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Yer shoes.
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Clean boxer shorts, the shame of being run over wearing day old trollies would bring great shame to the family.
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REMINDING YOURSELF YOU ARE ONE DAY CLOSER TO DEATH
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Keys, phone, money (and the clothes and shoes obviously)
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Tupay & clean socks
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getting dressed
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wearing your stockings suspenders and frillys under your troosers
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A knuckleduster.
You might bump into TSO on your way about town. |
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A spare pair of Bill Grundy's after a follow through incident in 09'
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Never Go Out The House
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a bottle
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a carer
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Returning 10 minutes later to check if you have left the iron or oven on?
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opening the door.
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making sure the husband isn't pulling in the driveway
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your penis?
man with hole in pocket feels cocky all day. |
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What about your Van, some rope, a roll of masking tape and a shovel?
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Checking if there's a neighbour outside that you don't want to talk to.
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A tactical w 4nk
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I can't get out without keys mortice lock only lock on door .
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A pork chop for self defence
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Talking out loud to yourself. Keeps unwanted people away.
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Phone, cigs, lighter, keys.
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