Never Go Out The House Without

the favourite ?

your door keys.

Without your keys I expected better than that from chit chat

the word "of"?

A clear understanding of the Marxist dialectic. It's the only hope for humankind and the audiobook of 'Materialism and Empirio-Criticism', which sounds splendid in the Royce.

Yer shoes.

Clean boxer shorts, the shame of being run over wearing day old trollies would bring great shame to the family.

REMINDING YOURSELF YOU ARE ONE DAY CLOSER TO DEATH

Keys, phone, money (and the clothes and shoes obviously)

Tupay & clean socks

getting dressed

wearing your stockings  suspenders and frillys under your troosers

A knuckleduster.

You might bump into TSO on your way about town.

A spare pair of Bill Grundy's after a follow through incident in 09'

Never Go Out The House

a bottle

a carer

Returning 10 minutes later to check if you have left the iron or oven on?

opening the door.

making sure the husband isn't pulling in the driveway

your penis?

man with hole in pocket feels cocky all day.

What about your Van, some rope, a roll of masking tape and a shovel?

Checking if there's a neighbour outside that you don't want to talk to.

A tactical w 4nk

I can't get out without keys mortice lock only lock on door .

A pork chop for self defence

Talking out loud to yourself. Keeps unwanted people away.

Phone, cigs, lighter, keys.