Will vote for first party to drop kick the BBC licence fee into a deep well.

They had it good - but everything else has gone. Only the propaganda house remains. Saying we are the best does not make it so. The politicians probably don't want to touch Auntie cos she can bury you with one hours coverage in Newsnight. All that's left of old England is the BBC and a pseudo Hitler youth branch of the Morris dancers.
The sold the Post office and the oil company for fifty billion. They tried to sell the trees. For heaven's sake kill off the snake that's in my pocket for £145 a year. I can't re-tune. I'm forced to pay if i watch TV.

I swear I'll vote for the first party to kneecap the bleepin beeb..