Suicide advice risk - don't watch football on the bbc

There might be women playing, and it might make you feel like topping yourself because it is so so bad.
For any male, Geordie, unemployed, rope-owning 46-60 year olds, please please always press the Guide button on your remote first before considering selecting any bbc related sport from now on, as you are particularly at risk of being driven to further depression by even a 20 second exposure to aimless crossing.

Normally in football the numbers add up to 100. So you can have a 50:50 ball. Or a 90:10 ball if one player is long odds on to get there first. Not in women's football. Oh no. This sport is one where you can have a 45:45 tackle.

Recommendation: No Bet and check before risking watching.