NOARS ARK ON B B C I PLAYER

All HIS CHILDTEN IN IT ,SOUNDED LIKE THEYED JUST COME OFF OUR COUNCIL ESTATE THE WAY THEY TALKED,

He had Nick Knowles and the D.I.Y S.O.S TEAM GIVING HIM A HAND, PIECE OF 9ISS.

IT WAS LIKE A COUNCIL ESTATE FAMILY TRYING TO BE THE WALTONS  IN A PALESTINIAN DESERT

THERES MORE CHANCE OF THERE BEING A GOD THAN A NOAR AND HIS ARK

IM DEFINATLY NOT HAVING THAT ONE ,THEY DIDNT KIDD ME WITH THE OLD PLANES AND TOOLS AND MORTICE AND TENNON JOINTS

AND FANCY HAVING THAT ALCOHOLIC FROM SHAMELESS PLAYING NOAR,HAVE THEY NO SENCE WHO CAST HIM WANTS SACKING

Good morning to you DWD on Irish Grand National day.

IF THEY HAD CAST HIM AS SOMEONE OUT OF THE KORAN ,THEY WOULD HAVE BURNT THE BBC DOWN

HELLO EVERKISSENWHENITHOUGHTYOUWEREMISSEN

HELLO EVERKISSENWHENITHOUGHTYOUWEREMISSEN

FANCY GOING INTO TOWN LOOKING LIKE HIM,HE LOOKED LIKE HED JUST COME OUT OF THE LOCAL INN AFTER AN ALL DAY SESSION,AND THEN STARTED SHOUTING COME ON MY ARK IN THE DESSERT,HE JUST SOUNDED LIKE TONY THE ALKY WHO I USED TO KNOW ,WHO USED TO SAY COME ON MY BARGE AFTER HED HAD A SKINFULL,AT LEAST HIS BARGE WAS IN THE CANAL ,AND NOT IN A DESSERT

Do you know Gorton in Manchester, DWD?

YES I KNOW IT QUITE
WELL

HYDE ROAD IS THE MAIN THROROUGHWAY THROUGH IT

BELLE VIEW DOGS IS IN GORTON

THE OLD BELLE VIEW SPEEDWAY,AND ZOO  AND GROUNDS WERE IN GORTON,THEY USED TO MARCH THE ELEPHANTS DOWN HYDE ROAD WHEN THE CIRCUS WAS ON

Gerald Kaufman is the MP for Gorton. He will be Father of The House if he is returned next month.

ADVERISING THE CIRCUS

HE IS ONLY EVER SEEN WHEN ITS ELECTON TIME HECONCE HAD A LOUD HAILER WHEN HE WAS ON THE MARKET AND I TOOK IT OFF HIM AND SANG A TUNE THROUGHT IT

IM NOT INTO POLITICS BUT ANDREW BENNETT FROM STOCKPORT WAS A GENTLEMAN AND WAS A VERY NICE MAN ,I LIVED IN GORTON FOR A FEW YEARS AND LIKE I SAID THE ONLY TIME YOU EVER SAW KAUFMAN WAS WHEN HE WAS ON THE MARKET AT ELECTION TIME

HAHA DWD.

Good orator though DWD - I like Paul Flynn and Jeremy Corbyn too.

HE HAD ONE OF THEM FACES WITH A FALSE SMILE

YES A GOOD ORATOR HE CAN TELL A GOOD STORY LIKE I DO

IVE SEEN HIM ON LONGSIGHT MARKET WITH A LOAD OF ASIAN HELPERS ,HE LOOKED LIKE HE WAS THEIR FRIEND ,BUT I COULD SEE HOW HE WAS USING THEM FOR HIS OWN ENDS ,I COULD SEE THROUGH THAT FALSE SMILE

I wish Jenkins, Williams, Rodgers and Owen hadn't split the party. I liked Foot but the party needed a real leader, someone like Crosland but he unfortunately died in 77.

ITS OK TO SMILE WHEN YOUR HAVING YOUR PHOTO TAKEN,BUT I DONT TRUST PEOPLE LIKE HIM THAT SMILE ALL THE TIME WHEN IN PUBLIC

I was on holiday with people from Cheshire a couple of years ago - they did not like Kaufman. I remember one of the people was a friend of Maureen Lipman.

THAT MICKAEL FOOT MEANT WELL ,BUT LIKE I SAID YOU CANT CAST THE ALCOHOLIC AS NOAR ,AND YOU CANT CAST SOME ONE WHO LOOKED LIKE AN OLD TRAMP AS PRIMEINISITER NO
MATTER HOW GOOD HIS INTENTIONS ARE ,YOU CANT HAVE HIM DRESSED AS COLUMBO IN AN OLD MACK SITTING NEXT TO THE QUEEN IN HER FINERY

NO HES A GOOD SPEAKER ,BUT LOOKS SMARMY

His policies were ill advised for the country at the time. A combination of an opposition lacking credibility, the Falklands and hitting North Sea oil got Thatcher back in.

GOOD NIGHT MR EVERBINNOTKISSEDWHENYOUNEEDEDAKISS

Ps THEY LOOK AFTER THEM SELVES ,NOT AS I FOOLISHLY BELIEVED WHEN I WAS YOUNGER THAT THEY HAD MORALS AND DID IT FOR THE PEOPLE AND MANKIND FOR A BETTER WORLD

Good night DWD and enjoy the bank holiday.