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Torquemada
05 Apr 15 14:56
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Report elise April 5, 2015 3:00 PM BST
fat birds was enough
Report Platini April 5, 2015 3:02 PM BST
haven't seen any fat birds with small tits. Where u been looking? the circus ?
Report Torquemada April 5, 2015 3:08 PM BST
You're lucky then, mate.  Don't you ever go out on the lash?
Report akabula April 5, 2015 3:09 PM BST
You from Newcastle Torque?
Report Ovalman. April 5, 2015 3:12 PM BST
You sure it's not a fat bloke with small tits your looking at?
Report Torquemada April 5, 2015 3:14 PM BST
Liverpool, Akabula.
Report elise April 5, 2015 3:15 PM BST
on reflection it seems possible that the op has either been blown out by a fat bird or was watching kids tv whilst pished and knocked one out to the teletubby with the handbag
Report Torquemada April 5, 2015 3:18 PM BST
You lot must have led very sheltered lives.
Report akabula April 5, 2015 3:20 PM BST
The reason I asked was there was a show on tv recently about the night life in Newcastle and they seemed to have more than their fair share of fat birds.
Not sure about the small tits bit but they did constantly flash their big ar5e5.
Report Torquemada April 5, 2015 3:22 PM BST
Big arses in legging, maybe?  That's another one!
Report akabula April 5, 2015 3:23 PM BST
No leggings. In fact I'd have welcomed leggings in these cases as it would have hidden their ar5e cheeks. Laugh
Report Torquemada April 5, 2015 3:24 PM BST
Laugh

Yeah, I've been there, mate.
Report Dr Crippen April 5, 2015 3:26 PM BST
The Coasters - Get an ugly girl to marry you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1ZJiBHh-Yw
Report Zazu April 5, 2015 4:53 PM BST
Aj applegate is quite large and has small tits.

Would take years before I got bored of fcked her!
Report spellingandgrammarchecker April 5, 2015 4:54 PM BST
1. Fat birds with small tits and an attitude.
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Report topshot April 5, 2015 5:01 PM BST
The wife putting salad down for your tea when you have been slogging your guts out on a building site.
Report s.kenbo April 5, 2015 5:05 PM BST
A fat bird with no tits would be my kind of luck!!!

"She might be a bit portly but at least she's got some big......... Oh she hasn't even got them!"
Report SlippyBlue April 5, 2015 5:07 PM BST
1. Fat birds with small tits and an attitude.
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3. Having to endure the smell when women paint their nails on the train.
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Report elise April 5, 2015 5:12 PM BST
a visit to the bathroom, to find someone has left you an unflushable turd that should have come out of a human but actually came from a 7 year old
Report tictacman1 April 5, 2015 5:19 PM BST
using a needle & cotton malarky
Report spellingandgrammarchecker April 5, 2015 5:44 PM BST
1. Fat birds with small tits and an attitude.
2. Shopping trips.
3. Having to endure the smell when women paint their nails on the train.
4. People who post comments who are too lazy to copy and paste the list and add to it.
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Report topshot April 5, 2015 5:54 PM BST
1. Fat birds with small tits and an attitude.
2. Shopping trips.
3. Having to endure the smell when women paint their nails on the train.
4. People who post comments who are too lazy to copy and paste the list and add to it.
5.The wife putting salad down for your tea when you have been slogging your guts out on a building site.
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Report topshot April 5, 2015 5:55 PM BST
Laugh
Report Makybe_Diva April 5, 2015 5:57 PM BST
"The wife putting salad down for your tea when you have been slogging your guts out on a building site."

Laugh Laugh Laugh Plain
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