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As we seem to being massacred all around the world, the big Easter Question is, how many more will we celebrate?

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By:
Make my hay
When: 05 Apr 15 10:09
I couldn't celebrate Easter this year as there were no chocolate eggs in my local Morrisons or Waitrose yesterday.
By:
Make my hay
When: 05 Apr 15 10:14
they did have some  Kinder Eggs but they don't count.
By:
workrider
When: 05 Apr 15 11:13
Happy Easter Stewarts , make no mistake , we'll be around forever ...
By:
alun2005
When: 05 Apr 15 11:19
I'm assuming this thread will have to be deleted because sadly a white, middle-class, Pretendy University-educated, fake Anti-Racism zealot somewhere who will have taken serious Imaginary Offence on behalf of a Peace-Loving person who is totally unaware of the thread.
By:
Crisp77
When: 05 Apr 15 11:34
Well I'm cross about it.
By:
tictacman1
When: 05 Apr 15 13:54
Where do we collect our choccy eggs please?
By:
Make my hay
When: 05 Apr 15 14:00
How many weeks would you have to attend Roman Catholic Holy Communion before you had consumed an entire Jesus, please?
By:
Tommy Toes
When: 05 Apr 15 14:14
Happy Easter Christians.

Remember; it's not about church-going or any set pattern of religious beliefs or behaviour to believe in the message of being kind and as good a person as you can be to your fellow man.

That's the essence of Christianity.

Or, if you are a non-believer, just being a decent human being in everything you do and to everyone you meet.

Wouldn't the world go around in a far better way if every single person thought like that?
By:
spellingandgrammarchecker
When: 05 Apr 15 14:27
No.

There's always one facker who will spoil it Devil
By:
Tommy Toes
When: 05 Apr 15 14:32
Yes, well you just ignore them and carry on regardless.

Really.

It works.
By:
Tommy Toes
When: 05 Apr 15 14:36
There are no 'tw@ts in the bag' who are going to take away my core beliefs no matter how hard they try.

And believe me - they try.
By:
alun2005
When: 05 Apr 15 14:38
Wise words indeed Tommy.

The world can do a lot worse than award you one of these in gratitude this Easter.

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http://www.easter-eggs.org.uk/peppa-pig-surprise-egg/
By:
Tommy Toes
When: 05 Apr 15 14:42
hahahahaha!

Cheers Alun!
By:
ebulGery
When: 05 Apr 15 14:47
I doubt there are many Christians left in this country any more...how many go to church, I don't

Still at least we have more sense than we do at Christmas..we have allowed sport to continue so we can all get our bets on

It is quite inhuman at Christmas..we go out of our way to make it the most miserable day of the year

Nothing to bet onShocked
By:
spellingandgrammarchecker
When: 05 Apr 15 14:47
Okay Tommy, enjoy your Easter.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQIK3Te9Coo
By:
ebulGery
When: 05 Apr 15 14:50
Remember; it's not about church-going or any set pattern of religious beliefs or behaviour to believe in the message of being kind and as good a person as you can be to your fellow man.

I agree with you there Tommy

Happy Easter
By:
Tommy Toes
When: 05 Apr 15 14:50
As I said:

"Remember; it's not about church-going or any set pattern of religious beliefs or behaviour to believe in the message of being kind and as good a person as you can be to your fellow man."

I've only ever been to church for weddings, Christenings and funerals.

Christianity is NOT about being a church-goer whatsoever.
By:
Tommy Toes
When: 05 Apr 15 14:51
Haha! seems like my reply to EbulGery was pre-empted - good show chaps!
By:
akabula
When: 05 Apr 15 14:51
Lovely sentiments Tommy.
If only everybody would think like that.
By:
spellingandgrammarchecker
When: 05 Apr 15 14:52
shut up you tart.
By:
Tommy Toes
When: 05 Apr 15 14:52
- and very bloody funny, Easter!!
By:
spellingandgrammarchecker
When: 05 Apr 15 14:53
Am I a buggering buggering bounder now? Laugh
By:
Tommy Toes
When: 05 Apr 15 14:54
hahahahaha!
By:
ebulGery
When: 05 Apr 15 14:54
I do not consider nothing to bet on Christmas day...as being kind to our fellow men, well to me at least

A visit to church now and again does no us no harm

But indeed it is the Christian spirit which is the most important

I fully agree with you there Tommy
By:
TambourineMan.
When: 05 Apr 15 14:56
He is Risen
A joyous Easter to everyone.
This song embodies the message for me...
has to be watched till the end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yLgtd_kkxw
By:
akabula
When: 05 Apr 15 14:57
I wish we could Taxi back and get rid of this nasty spelling chap.
I think I'll start a thread in the name of Jesus.
By:
akabula
When: 05 Apr 15 14:59
Jesus v Santa.
Who is the more believable and who promotes the better message.
By:
terry mccann
When: 05 Apr 15 15:07
holier than thou tommy?
By:
Tommy Toes
When: 05 Apr 15 15:10
Tambers, this is far more my style: 'Love And Happiness' - Al Green.

One of my favourite pieces of music ever - whether you're a heathen or not!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsU6_eSG4k4
By:
Tommy Toes
When: 05 Apr 15 15:13
Most definitely not, Terry McAnn. I've never tried to be anyone else. Nor ever will

I'm me.
By:
terry mccann
When: 05 Apr 15 15:13
wouldn't say you were very Christian to bito a few weeks ago tt.maybe he just got you on a bad day ?
By:
Tommy Toes
When: 05 Apr 15 15:16
Terry, bito has been having a go at me for about 8 years.

I always ignore him usually.

You must be right - that he must have caught me on a bad day for me to have even responded.
By:
TambourineMan.
When: 05 Apr 15 15:16
Tom
The Reverend Al Green...if you don't mind.
By:
terry mccann
When: 05 Apr 15 15:19
fair enough tommy,
I find the silly ass quite amusing
By:
Tommy Toes
When: 05 Apr 15 15:20
Hahaha! Indeed, Tambers!

No worries, Terry.
By:
Foinavon
When: 05 Apr 15 15:28
Who let you out of the pub Tommy?
This is most unexpected. Happy Easter to you.
By:
Mikael D'Haguenet
When: 05 Apr 15 15:35
Tommy Toes     05 Apr 15 14:52 
- and very bloody funny, Easter!!


Thanks, Tommy.
By:
spellingandgrammarchecker
When: 05 Apr 15 15:56
ffs Laugh
By:
spellingandgrammarchecker
When: 05 Apr 15 16:17
After a massive landslide in Mexico, British couples adopted lots of orphaned children. 

'Hay-soos' Happy was sent to a family in east London, and within 3 months at school he had picked up the local dialect, and learned that his name is pronounced 'Jesus' over here.

The only thing he seemed to have problems with was distinguishing between his left and his right.

After a few more weeks Jesus was allowed out on his own, as other boys had got to like him.

One week his new dad said 'Would you like to go and get us fish and chips.'

'Yes alright dad' said Jesus 'jus' gimme directions.

He got them.

'Leave the house, turn left, when you get to the end of the road, turn right and cross the road. Take the next on the left, cross the road again, and take the next on the right. You'll a see a longish queue, just get on the end and wait to be called for your turn.'

And off Jesus went.

Naturally, for the purposes of this tale, he took a wrong turn Silly and came out into a main road, where he saw a longish queue, so he joined it.

There was plenty of singing as he had followed the queue into a local church by mistake.     

After quite a few songs he saw a man stand up at the front, who spoke down to the crowd 'We will now serve Jesus.'

And as a hush developed over the congregation, Jesus stood up and up and said in his best cockney accent 'About time you slaaagg, I've been here for nearly a fackin' hour.'
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