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I couldn't celebrate Easter this year as there were no chocolate eggs in my local Morrisons or Waitrose yesterday.
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they did have some Kinder Eggs but they don't count.
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Happy Easter Stewarts , make no mistake , we'll be around forever ...
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I'm assuming this thread will have to be deleted because sadly a white, middle-class, Pretendy University-educated, fake Anti-Racism zealot somewhere who will have taken serious Imaginary Offence on behalf of a Peace-Loving person who is totally unaware of the thread.
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Well I'm cross about it.
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Where do we collect our choccy eggs please?
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How many weeks would you have to attend Roman Catholic Holy Communion before you had consumed an entire Jesus, please?
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Happy Easter Christians.
Remember; it's not about church-going or any set pattern of religious beliefs or behaviour to believe in the message of being kind and as good a person as you can be to your fellow man. That's the essence of Christianity. Or, if you are a non-believer, just being a decent human being in everything you do and to everyone you meet. Wouldn't the world go around in a far better way if every single person thought like that? |
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No.
There's always one facker who will spoil it ![]() |
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Yes, well you just ignore them and carry on regardless.
Really. It works. |
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There are no 'tw@ts in the bag' who are going to take away my core beliefs no matter how hard they try.
And believe me - they try. |
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Wise words indeed Tommy.
The world can do a lot worse than award you one of these in gratitude this Easter. . http://www.easter-eggs.org.uk/peppa-pig-surprise-egg/ |
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hahahahaha!
Cheers Alun! |
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I doubt there are many Christians left in this country any more...how many go to church, I don't
Still at least we have more sense than we do at Christmas..we have allowed sport to continue so we can all get our bets on It is quite inhuman at Christmas..we go out of our way to make it the most miserable day of the year Nothing to bet on ![]() |
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Okay Tommy, enjoy your Easter.
. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQIK3Te9Coo |
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Remember; it's not about church-going or any set pattern of religious beliefs or behaviour to believe in the message of being kind and as good a person as you can be to your fellow man.
I agree with you there Tommy Happy Easter |
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As I said:
"Remember; it's not about church-going or any set pattern of religious beliefs or behaviour to believe in the message of being kind and as good a person as you can be to your fellow man." I've only ever been to church for weddings, Christenings and funerals. Christianity is NOT about being a church-goer whatsoever. |
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Haha! seems like my reply to EbulGery was pre-empted - good show chaps!
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Lovely sentiments Tommy.
If only everybody would think like that. |
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shut up you tart.
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- and very bloody funny, Easter!!
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Am I a buggering buggering bounder now?
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hahahahaha!
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I do not consider nothing to bet on Christmas day...as being kind to our fellow men, well to me at least
A visit to church now and again does no us no harm But indeed it is the Christian spirit which is the most important I fully agree with you there Tommy |
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He is Risen
A joyous Easter to everyone. This song embodies the message for me... has to be watched till the end. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yLgtd_kkxw |
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I wish we could Taxi back and get rid of this nasty spelling chap.
I think I'll start a thread in the name of Jesus. |
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Jesus v Santa.
Who is the more believable and who promotes the better message. |
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holier than thou tommy?
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Tambers, this is far more my style: 'Love And Happiness' - Al Green.
One of my favourite pieces of music ever - whether you're a heathen or not! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsU6_eSG4k4 |
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Most definitely not, Terry McAnn. I've never tried to be anyone else. Nor ever will
I'm me. |
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wouldn't say you were very Christian to bito a few weeks ago tt.maybe he just got you on a bad day ?
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Terry, bito has been having a go at me for about 8 years.
I always ignore him usually. You must be right - that he must have caught me on a bad day for me to have even responded. |
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Tom
The Reverend Al Green...if you don't mind. |
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fair enough tommy,
I find the silly ass quite amusing |
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Hahaha! Indeed, Tambers!
No worries, Terry. |
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Who let you out of the pub Tommy?
This is most unexpected. Happy Easter to you. |
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Tommy Toes 05 Apr 15 14:52
- and very bloody funny, Easter!! Thanks, Tommy. |
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ffs
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After a massive landslide in Mexico, British couples adopted lots of orphaned children.
'Hay-soos' was sent to a family in east London, and within 3 months at school he had picked up the local dialect, and learned that his name is pronounced 'Jesus' over here. The only thing he seemed to have problems with was distinguishing between his left and his right. After a few more weeks Jesus was allowed out on his own, as other boys had got to like him. One week his new dad said 'Would you like to go and get us fish and chips.' 'Yes alright dad' said Jesus 'jus' gimme directions. He got them. 'Leave the house, turn left, when you get to the end of the road, turn right and cross the road. Take the next on the left, cross the road again, and take the next on the right. You'll a see a longish queue, just get on the end and wait to be called for your turn.' And off Jesus went. Naturally, for the purposes of this tale, he took a wrong turn and came out into a main road, where he saw a longish queue, so he joined it.There was plenty of singing as he had followed the queue into a local church by mistake. After quite a few songs he saw a man stand up at the front, who spoke down to the crowd 'We will now serve Jesus.' And as a hush developed over the congregation, Jesus stood up and up and said in his best cockney accent 'About time you slaaagg, I've been here for nearly a fackin' hour.' |