THE ORANGATANG IS UNDER THE THREAT OF EXTINCTION

TELL THEM THERES A GENERAL ELECTION COMEING UP,AND THEIR ANSWER TO THEIR REPLY COULD INFLUENCE YOUR VOTE

THERES PEOPLE WALKING ABOUT IN ORANGATANG FUR COATS AND ITS NOT FUNNY

THERES PEOPLE WALKING ABOUT IN ORANGATANG FUR COATS AND ITS NOT FUNNY

THE ORANGATANGS DONT WANT MUCH ,THEY JUST WANT SOME TREES TO DANGLE ABOUT ON

ITS NOT AS THEIR DEMANDING A BREAST ENLARGMENT  OR A GASTRIC BAND  TO LOSE WEIGHT ,OR A COUNCIL HOUSE AND BENEFITS FORTHE REST OF THEIR LIVES THEY JUST WANT A FEW TREES TO LIVE ON

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE IN A TREE,WITH THE FEAR THAT SOMEONE COULD CHOP IT DOWN ANY MINUITE,EVEN WHEN YOUR ASLEEP

NEXT TIME YOU SEE AN ORANGATANG LOOK IT IN THE EYES AND SAY TO IT ,CHEEER UP ORANGATANG THERES PEOPLE OUT THERE THAT CARE YOUR NOT ON YOUR OWN

AND EVEN IF IT JUST IGNORES YOU ,DONT BE UPSET IT MIGHT JUST BE HAVING A BAD DAY

What about sloth's haven't seen many around for a while, could I include them in my letter to my M.P too DwD ?

2 Lions walking down Blackpool Beach, one say to the other "It's very quiet for a bank holiday Monday isn't it"

ovalman 

Most of the orangutans are busy with their election campaigns.

They are cutting down trees to grow palm oil to put in your chocolate. Boycott easter eggs Do Wah.

YES IVE STOPPED BUYING PENCILS AS WELL

YES IVE STOPPED BUYING PENCILS AS WELL

YES IVE STOPPED BUYING PENCILS AS WELL

YES IVE STOPPED BUYING PENCILS AS WELL

YES IVE STOPPED BUYING PENCILS AS WELL

YES IVE STOPPED BUYING PENCILS AS WELL

Loony tunes

Get neil lennon and some female orang utan and start a captive breeding program.

Good evening DWD.

FLUSH GORDON,YOUVE SAVED THE UNIVERSE,NOW HELP SAVE THE ORANGATANS ,MAYBE YOU COULD SELL A NAMECARD AT YOUR NEXT CHURCH GARDEN FETE,AND SEND THE MONEY TO SAVE THE ORÄNGATANG SOCIETY ,

HELLO EVERBEENKISSEDONTHEBACKROWOFTHEMOVIES ARE YOU STILL IN LOVE WITH YOUR WIFE NOW YOUVE BEEN MARRIED TO HER FOR A WHILE AND LIVE WITH HER

IF NOT TRY RELATE ,ITS IN THE PHONE BOOK

IF NOT TRY RELATE ,ITS IN THE PHONE BOOK

IF NOT TRY RELATE ,ITS IN THE PHONE BOOK

IT WONT DO NO GOOD ,BUT YOU CAN HER P

PARENTS THAT YOU TRIED YOUR BEST

IVeGOT A FEELING YOU STILL LOVE HER ,I CAN TELL THAT YOU WANTED TO GET MARRIED ,IT WASNT JUST FOR TAX PURPOSES

YOUR THE KIND OF PERSON THAT DIDNT HAVE TO GET MARRIED BECAUSE YOUR PARTNER WAS PREGNANT OR GOT LOTS OF MONEY,YOU MARRIED HER BECAUSE YOU WANTED A PARTNER IN LIFE TO SHARE EVERYTHING YOU DO,I HOPE YOU SHOWN HER WHAT A LUCKY 15 IS

I KNOW IVE ALWAYS SAID YOU WAS A VERY NICE PERSON AND WELL MANNERED,BUT THAT WAS YESTERDAY ,NOW IVE THOUGHT ABOUT IT ,YOU MUST BE A BIT ODD TO COME ON HERE,

NO NO DONT TELL ME ,TELL THE VICAR OR YOUR DOCTOR OR YOUR COUNCELLOR OR TELL ALL THREE IF ITS THAT BAD

I KNOW IVE ALWAYS SAID YOU WAS A VERY NICE PERSON AND WELL MANNERED,BUT THAT WAS YESTERDAY ,NOW IVE THOUGHT ABOUT IT ,YOU MUST BE A BIT ODD TO COME ON HERE,

NO NO DONT TELL ME ,TELL THE VICAR OR YOUR DOCTOR OR YOUR COUNCELLOR OR TELL ALL THREE IF ITS THAT BAD

You're brilliant as ever DWD and both of us love your posts and threads.

We watched Al Jolson this evening, then a documentary on China, then Pretty Woman. Did you have a good evening?

NO ITS NO USE TELLING LIES,IVE JUST ISOLATED MYSELF TODAY AND THOUGHT LET THE REST OF THEM GET ON WITH IT ,WHO EVER THEM ARE ,AND WHATEVER IT IS

MY FATHER INLAW USED TO GET BLACKED UP AND DID AN AL JOLSEN ACT IN THE CLUBS MANY YEARS AGO AND I THOUGHT HE WAS VERY GOOD ,I LOVED HIM SINGING ROSY YOU ARE MY POSY,HIS FATHER GOT KNOCKED OVER BY A DRUNK DRIVER IN A CADBURYS VAN ,AND HE NEVER PERFORMED AGAIN

Jolson was great. I liked Toot Toot Tootsie.

THE ONLY TROUBLE WITH HIM THOUGH ,IS THAT HE USED TO TALK ALOT IN BETWEEN SONGS,I KNOW HE WAS GOOD ,BUT HE THOUGHT HE WAS A DIVA IM SURE ,AND I THINK HE THOUGHT HE WAS DOING THE AUDIENCE A FAVOUR BY TALKING TO THEM

DONT TELL YOUR WIFE IF SHES THE JEALOUS TYPE

KEEP THEM KIND OF THINGS TO YOUR SELF

IM SAYING MY FATHER IN LAW THOUGHT HE WAS A DIVA NOT AL JOLSON

GOOD NIGHT MR EVERBEENKISSEDONTHELIPS

Did you like Jimmy Cagney DWD?

Good night DWD ☺

YES UNTILL HE GOT IN WITH THE WRONG CROWD AND BECAME A GANGSTER ,GOOD NIGHT

Ovalman.  • April 4, 2015 12:32 PM BST 
2 Lions walking down Blackpool Beach, one say to the other "It's very quiet for a bank holiday Monday isn't it"

Orang-utans are a member of the great apes group which includes us

subfamily Ponginae Pongo – orangutans

Subfamily Homininae
Gorilla – gorillas
**** – humans
Pan – chimpanzees and bonobos

So we should be kinder to them

TWO LIONS WALKING DOWN BLACKPOOL BEACH ONE SAID TO THE OTHER ,I THINK ILL HAVE AN INDIAN TAKEAWAY FOR DINNER

THE OTHER LION REPLIED THERE TOO SPICY FOR ME

TWO LIONS WALKING DOWN BLACKPOOL BEACH ONE SAID TO THE OTHER HAVE YOU SEEN THE PRICE OF CANDYFLOSS,THE OTHER SAID NO ,IVE NOT GOT MY GLASSES ON

TWO LIONS WALKING ROUND BLACKPOOL BEACH  ,ONE SAID TO THE OTHER LETS HAVE A WALK ROUND THE ZOO AND SCARE THE PUBLIC

TWO LIONS WALKING DOWN BLACKPOOL BEACH ONE SAID TO THE OTHER DO YOU KNOW  HOW MUCH IT IS ON THE TRAM FROM THE PLEASURE BEACH TO THE TOWER,THE OTHER ONE SAID WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW THAT FOR,YOU SAID WE WAS STAYING ON THE BEACH UNTILL HOME TIME
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TWO LIONS WALKING DOWN BLACKPOOL BEACH ONE LION SAID TO THE OTHER WHY DO ALL THE PEOPLE CLEAR AWAY FROM US ,THE OTHER LION REPLIED ITS THE WAY YOU EAT YOUR MEALS

TWO LIONS WALKING DOWN BLACKPOOL BEACH ONE LION SAID TO THE OTHER DO YOU FANCY AN HOUR ON A DECK CHAIR,THE OTHER LION SAID  NO I CANT SEEM TO GET COMFY ON ONE ,AND IT TAKES AGES TO PUT ONE UP

TWO LIONS WALKING DOWN BLACKPOOL BEACH ONE SAID TO THE OTHER ,IVE NOTICED ALOT MORE ASIANS HERE THAN LAST YEAR

THE OTHER LION REPLIED YES AND THE WAY THEY LOOK PUTS ME OFF EATING THEM

TWO LIONS WALKING DOWN BLACKPOOL BEACH ONE SAID TO THE OTHER GO AND PUT YOUR PAW IN THE WATER AND SEE IF ITS HOT ENOUGH FOR A SWIM

THE OTHER SAID AND ILL GO AND GET US A SNACK

AND THE OTHER ONE SAID ,DONT GET ME MUCH I DONT WANT TO SWIM ON A FULL STOMACH

Life with the Lions, With Ben Lyon and Bebe Daniels.

REMEMBER IT WELL AS A CHILD,AND LENNY THE LION

LENNY THE LION

He's a bit camp.