How thick is Joey Essex?

Very.

He can't tell the time either, ask his dad.

But due to today's youth culture, he's worth £10 million.

You can't argue with that.

On "This Week" on iplayer.

38:40 in.

Incredible.

No one can be that thick who isn't in a padded cell

Essex  was talking about clothes with 2 birds  and said and I quote " he liked vintage clothing  but in the olden days "they didn't have any colours only black and white as he had seen them old photos"

Still has money though ...

So does 'Prince' Edward..

why do folk get so so so confused with


being thick  ...

and

lacking basic knowledge ?


if a guy  had an IQ of 160 but had no idea who the prime minister was would that make him thick ?

Nope

You want more examples of him being 'thick' I'll post them when i've got a spare few weeks..

And if ye read my comment correctly, you could see i don't believe he is..

"if a guy  had an IQ of 160 but had no idea who the prime minister was would that make him thick ? "  Can you really imagine that a guy with an IQ of 160 living in England would not know who the prime minister is ?

err yep- someone who doesn't give a t0ss about politics .

i don't know anything about Joey Essex or his IQ ,but if his life revolves around drinking ,clubs and beautiful women then he has his priorities right imo 

Nowt to do with politics - it's just basic knowledge you gather just by being alive.

How can you possibly avoid this knowledge other than being physically impaired in some way?

I've got absolutely no idea about Joey Essex as I know nothing about him but talking of intelligence my niece is doing a Masters degree which she is acing and has already had a book published which she was the editor of. My point is that she has got the common sense and awareness of a goldfish and that is on a going day. She is frequently getting lost and losing things, her basic knowledge about most everyday things apart from fashion, art and music is negligible. God bless her though, she is a wonderful girl but I wouldn't bet huge amounts she'd know who the prime minister either.

when i went to college every student was boozing it up. i was asked by a student which roman numeral subbed for a hundred. there is only seven of them to remember.

They loved talking about alcohol. I called it bicardi breezer knowledge.

i figure joey goes from the house straight to a bar and pickles his brain for a large portion of the day.

There are plenty of thick people on here, never mind out in the real world.

Those who remember Jade Goody on here saw some of the most appalling comments when she died.

The fact her boys were left with no mother didn't matter to the utter morons and trolls on here, they said she deserved to die as she was thick and a waste of space.

If we took that to task on here, the place would be half empty.

I think the fact that Jade Goody got minted for just being herself, invoked pure and simple jealousy from the morons.

the other point being that somethings just aren't cool to know .


he  probably didn't want to admit knowing

he´s pretending not to know.  It´s all an act.....that´s his way to get more publicity .

Anyone who is named after a county is doing ok.

David.

Real name was Cook.

Not forgetting Superman.

Anyone who is related to Captain Cook has a head start.

Peter.

is Joey the son of David  ?

The betterbettor has nailed it. Complete act and embarrassing/cringeworthy to see.

That said, he's made 00's of thousands out of it, if not millions. So far play to him

dunno who watches these sort of progs ,personally i prefer Come dine with me  - a little bit more class

Very shrewd TBB.

The male Jade Goody.

joey and jade ..... both from bermondsey ....  come on you lions

Add Michael Barrymore

he fakes being stupid because it makes him £££, hes laughing at the world

If it's an act, he is bloody brilliant at it.

There was an interesting moment when he referred to Milband as 'Red Ed', Portillo clearly skeptical abut Joey called him on it..why 'red', he sort mumbled his way out of it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAgz5rqesxQ

Jade Goody on eggheads and having a right good laugh.
You might say 3 guesses but she did use some reasoning in arriving at them.

If your that stupid you certainly could never be a good actor.
Though a really good actor could act to look so stupid.

The choice is yours

You can always play stupid but it's impossible to play smart.

But don't think Joey is faking being stupid he really is that thick and it's making him ££££££.

Some of the people on gogglebox could run him close.
One of they ghey guys especially, the one who is sitting on the left normally, oh dear!

His dad says he's 'hopeless.'

Lost his first job for not being able to do it properly, office tea boy.

But he doesn't profess to be smart.

On the other hand, David Lammy does, and he was taking the piss last night along with Wiggy Neal and Portaloo.

Listen to some of the answers on Mastermind 2008, from the Minister for Higher Education

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWwyVQ2IQuE

He's obviously pretending to be thick, anybody who thinks that he's really like that is the thick one.

I reckon he's taken a leaf out of Brian Belo's book. Belo made a lot of money pretending that he'd never heard of Shakespeare and other such nonsense.

They are both Essex boys as well. Belo first came up with the idea of doing a TOWIE show and  believe he tried to sue the makers of the show for stealing his idea.

He's obviously pretending to be thick, anybody who thinks that he's really like that is the thick one.
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exactly

Crags seems to know a lot about TOWIE, Essex, Belo and his book.

He must be an avid viewer of the show, which makes him as thick as those he's talking about.

I wonder if he knows what C.V stands for?

Over 600 views and nobody else commented on the Minister For Higher Education.

What a PC lot you are. 

I've only watched the odd 5 minutes here and there of TOWIE when it first came out, not for me. Joey Essex I watched on IACGMOOH. I like to trade on that and CBB. don't watch the regular BB these days and know nothing about any book, but do read newspapers. HTH

Angel that's fine mate, if it pleases you to put me in the same bracket as Essex that's ok


Though I would like to put you in the same category as Ed Balls if that's ok

Belo first came up with the idea of doing a TOWIE show and  believe he tried to sue the makers of the show for stealing his idea.


...Belo and the ITV company concerned settled out of court.

spellingandgrammarchecker    03 Apr 15 21:46 
His dad says he's 'hopeless.'
Lost his first job for not being able to do it properly, office tea boy.
But he doesn't profess to be smart.

On the other hand, David Lammy does, and he was taking the piss last night along with Wiggy Neal and Portaloo.

Listen to some of the answers on Mastermind 2008, from the Minister for Higher Education Laugh

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWwyVQ2IQuE

spellingandgrammarchecker   
04 Apr 15 21:31 
Over 600 views and nobody else commented on the Minister For Higher Education.
What a PC lot you are.

sussd it. Almost 800 virees ass til no comment on David L

Sussed it.

Almost 800 views and still no comments on David Lammy's hilarious performance on Mastermind.

You all think he's playing the thick card as well.

He was on a programme about penguins last year, he said "are their beaks made of wood".? ! Lol

His head may be.

Hes a thick idiot absolute mug of the highest order

Look at UKIPS newest member, TSO, having go at a black man, just one week after he was ranting over the 'racist' Jeremy Clarkson.

Apr 7, 2015 -- 1:06AM, spellingandgrammarchecker wrote:

Look at UKIPS newest member, TSO, having go at a black man, just one week after he was ranting over the 'racist' Jeremy Clarkson.

and who would that be?

Errr...have a guess, it says TSO just after the first comma.

wasnt it great to see Germy CACKson being sacked and now malki makay too today

It was even better to see you call David Lammy 'a thick idiot absolute mug of the highest order'

He's not thick it is an act. He has a good perception of what is funny so plays the fool, and plays it very well I might add. You'd have to be thick NOT to realise it was an act.

Same as that idiot aboard guy, but he isn't funny. Joey is.

If he is thick, his dad goes along with it.

He said 'He's hopeless, he can't even tell the time.'

Which makes you wonder why he was wearing a £10k Rolex when he got mugged.

Hes a PLEB

He's

Hope that helps.