Sarah Millican

The only time I would ever laugh at her is if she was machine gunned

as funny as chilblains she is

I like her. .

I like her. .

about as funny as being told you've got 3 months to live

Based on seeing her once, she was not funny in the slightest but she is rolling in money, so fair play to her. That scouse c  u  n  t John Bishop gets me. Not fit to clean Stan Boardman's trainers.

John bishop, far too many teeth

when she's doing her stand-up I can't help but feel she rushes it, if she just slowed down a bit, especially at the right time then she would work a lot better. The comedy 'timing' isn't quite there but she is very witty