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Recovering alcoholic Mike Holpin, from south Wales, says he has so many children he would not recognise all of them
A recovering alcoholic dubbed Britain's most feckless father has boasted about having 40 children by 20 women. Unemployed former fairground operator Mike Holpin, of south Wales, has children aged between three and 37 but says he has so many he would not recognise all of them. |
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"Mr Holpin has been married three times and lives with his fiancee Diane and two of his children in Cwm, near Ebbw Vale"
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He looks a bit like that Delboy character that put up the webcam thing on here
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would love to see pictures of the 20 different mothers
I bet they are all gawjus |
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Its simple we have a maximum family size of 5
Any man or woman exceeds this limit, is forcibly sterilized Problem solved |
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what about cats ?
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Programme about it starting on C5 now
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curious-cat • April 1, 2015 10:51 PM BST
what about cats ? ALL cats should neutered except pedigree cats, there are too many of them, strays have a poor quality of life |
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I will excuse you curious cat
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set your sky box for the follow up, 20 children by 40 mothers
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Are they going to do
'One Asian - 27 Driving Tests.' He got nicked years ago - east London. or 'One Dodgy Registrar - Over 30 Sham Marriages' Same result - same area. ![]() |