Ideas to start a company with say £10,000

Airline?

Google Grant Shapps aka Michael Green

Business cards £100
Bucket £5
Sponge £20
Polish £10
Bikini £20
Model willing to wash cars in her bikini £9,845

£10k
Market stall. Get yerself off to the clearance warehouses in Manchester and get 2/1 yer dough.

ebay business, if you can be ar.sed with sitting on laptop all day.

better off trading on betfair

you won't make it work in this country

too many hoops

What work skills do you have?

ebay business.

Sun Panels in the SE, huge potential market, sweeping europe like wildfire, and subsidies galore.

I thought solar subidies were ending? sure i saw it on news other night.

Please note who ye is replying to, Plat...

There still seems to be room in the hand car wash market to expand. Low start up,cash business,no stock. Find a closed petrol station on a busy road and away you go.

He could spend £9,845 on staff with the right assets

He could spend £9,845 on the right ass - and become a male Kim Kardasian lookalike stripper?

guiness2dear

Dobbo, loads of those near me. £10 for a full valet service, I think that market is fully covered to be honest with you by our Polish and Romanian friends here in South London anyway.

Do they wear bikinis?

Yellow & Purple tracksuits.

10k mmmm, van, water (IBC) quality jet wash machine, basic tools. Sorted.

Probably not best to launch a car wash business during a week of heavy wind and rain.

Mine is cleaning driveways/paths etc.

Gutter cleaning and repair/replacement. Van, ladders, tools and sorted.

Car wash business and you will make a fortune......... but it has to be based in Poland/Romania/Bulgaria as they have none left over there

new religion

You see em all queuing at the weekend, takes 1/2 hour to get seen to, lazy gits.

Traditional fish & chip shop. No other tripe like kebabs etc, contaminates the taste.

ebay is not bad but you need to ship in some amount of stock to compete then the fees for paypal and ebay

used to do ebay for a few year on and off

think its got to gambling/trading until something else comes up

want something to make some decent steady cash on also

on that alibaba you can get sofa beds , furniture, couches and stuff for under $100 and on ebay at double that and some on gumtree , be ok to have a decent website to shift it

to to buy containers of 20 and 50 etc

set up one of these and appoint yourself CEO
- charity, keep the first 250k as part of your salary, expenses and bonus payments
- green energy business, shake down guilty white liberals, keep the first 500k as part of your salary, expenses and bonus payments
- social activist organisation. shake down guilty white liberals, accept massive bribes from middle easterners, keep the first million as part of your salary, expenses and bonus payments

should have mentioned, government subsidies should always be funnelled through a third party, you will have to concede part of this but can reclaim much of it through kickbacks.

Everytime I see bargain hunt they make a huge loss. Which got me Thinking....

Just do the reverse, but stuff at auctions and set up an antiques stall

Dealer just lost £88 on his bonus buy

IMPORTING IMMIGRANTS AGENCY ,ITS ONLY IN ITS INFENCY ITS ONLY JUST STARTED,WE NEED LOADS OF NEW IMMIGRANTS TO LOOK AFTER THE OLD AND INFIRM IMMIGRANTS THAT WERE IMPORTING TODAY,AND WE NEED MORE IMMIGRANT BUS DRIVERS  TO DRIVE THE NEW IMMIGRANT BUS DRIVERS THAT WERE IMPORTING AROUND,AND WE NEED MORE IMMIGRANT KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN STAFF TO CATER FOR THE IMMIGRANT KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN STAFF THAT WEVE IMPORTED ALREADY.ITS A HUGE MARKET THAT NEEDS MORE AND MORE IMMIGRANTS

OR WHAT ABOUT A PRAYER MAT FACTORY

Prayer mat factory....brilliant Do Wha

Buy £10k worth of mannequins and rent them out to the Pacific Shelf mob on match days.