God bless you.......who am i

Derek Nimmo!

Dave Allen

Derek Nimmo......NO CHANCE.......

Dave Allen..........VERY CLEVER...SADLY NO

If I ever get it in one, I want the whole Kweeveen franchise!

What do you think of bearded ladies, Almighty One ?

You are......A SNEEZE!!

muver superior

If I ever get it in one, I want the whole Kweeveen franchise!...................YOUR FECKING USELESS ..YOU SHOULD HAVE HAVE SOLD THIS AGES AGO...50/50 SPLIT..

What do you think of bearded ladies, Almighty One..................

muver superior........NO

As long as the beard's in the right place it can be very sexy.

mother teresa

R U A fictional character from literature or TV?

mother teresa........NO

R U A fictional character from literature or TV?........NO IM THE REAL DEAL

Jim Bowen

Jim Bowen..............

R U Italian?

Elton John never released his "sandles in the bin"

R U Italian?.....NO.............BUT I AM EUROPEAN

Elton John never released his "sandles in the bin".............NO

Whats wrong with JB Kweveen ?

R U alive?

Whats wrong with JB Kweveen ?..............NOTHING MATE...IM JUST LAUGHING BECAUSE I KNOW WHO IT IS...AND ITS NOT JB ...IT JUST MADE ME LAUGH..

R U alive?......NO

Kweeveen.

Super smashing great.

Were you male or female?

Were you a Catholic saint or Pope or Cardinal or Bishop or Archbishop or Monsignor or Layman or Super-junkie...?

Kweeveen.

Super smashing great........HE ALWAYS GAVE A MOTORBOAT AWAY AS A STAR PRIZE.....FFS ..

Were you male or female?........MALE

Were you a Catholic saint or Pope or Cardinal or Bishop or Archbishop or Monsignor or Layman or Super-junkie...?..I WASNT A CATHOLIC

You can buy all the prizes for £3 now, at car boot sales, except the speedboats.

Were you.........Jess Yates?

You can buy all the prizes for £3 now, at car boot sales, except the speedboats.....I THOUGHT A BULLY WOULD BE WORTH MORE THAN A COUPLE OF QUID

Were you.........Jess Yates?.............NO

Jess Yates, the Protestant Super-junkie...?

Did you have a TV or radio show?

I love late night Bullseye, Vauxhall Nova saloons, video recorders with remotes on a wire. Florence Nightingale tenners.

Jess Yates, the Protestant Super-junkie....THE PRETEND PAULA YATES DADDY

Did you have a TV or radio show?...............THIS IS A GREAT QUESTION.....YOU NEED TO ASK IT IN A DIFFERENT WAY BEFORE I CAN ANSWER IT

I love late night Bullseye, Vauxhall Nova saloons, video recorders with remotes on a wire. Florence Nightingale tenners......INNNNNNNNNN ONE

Do you mean...like...in Mandarin or something??

Do you mean...like...in Mandarin or something??..............

Were you........Boney M or Rasputin?

Were you........Boney M or Rasputin?...........NO

RECAP.............IM MALE
..................IM DEAD
..................I HAVE A CHURCH CONNECTION
..................IM EUROPEAN

Did you live in the 20th Century?

Were you French or German?

Did you live in the 20th Century?.........YES


Were you French or German?............NO.......IM NOT ITALIAN EITHER,,,,,,,,,

Were you British or Irish?

Were you the Rev. Ian Paisley?

Were you British or Irish?.......IM WAS BRITISH

Were you the Rev. Ian Paisley?.....................NEVER NEVER NEVER

David Sheppard, bishopy cricket dude?

Malcolm Muggeridge

David Sheppard, bishopy cricket dude?.......NO

Malcolm Muggeridge........NO

Were you ever a professional sportsman?

Were you ever a professional sportsman?..........NO

Did you die in the 21st Century?

OK IL GIVE YOU A CLUE.................

When I find myself in times of trouble
Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom, let it be

Did you die in the 21st Century?.....NO......I DIED IN THE 20TH CENTURY

George Harrison?

George Harrison?.........NO

I AM VERY FAMOUS.....NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE KNOW THAT

Paul Daniels?

Paul Daniels?...........NO..............

Were you married more than once?

Were you a professional churchman - ie. ordained minister...Protestant denomination?

Were you English?

Were you Ricki Fulton?

Were you married more than once?........NO.......I WAS MARRIED ONCE ACCORDING TO WIKI

Were you a professional churchman - ie. ordained minister...Protestant denomination?....I  was ordained.YES

Were you English?...............YES

Were you Ricki Fulton?......NO

Peter Sellars?

Peter Sellars?..........NO

Peter O'Toole

Peter O'Toole...........NO

Trevor Huddleston?

Trevor Huddleston?.............NO

John Robinson...Harry Secombe...Steve Chalke??

Runnin' oot o' bullets here...

John Robinson...Harry Secombe...Steve Chalke?? Cry..........NO

Runnin' oot o' bullets here.,,,,,,,,,,,


OK ANOTHER CLUE........A FAT PERSON WILL LEAD YOU TO ME

Bruce Kent

John Polkinghorne...CS Lewis...John Taverner...Captain Beefheart...Don Camillo...Caspar Van Dien...Archie MacPherson...Dynamo Kiev...

GK Chesterton?

Bruce Kent..........NO

John Polkinghorne...CS Lewis...John Taverner...Captain Beefheart...Don Camillo...Caspar Van Dien...Archie MacPherson...Dynamo Kiev........Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray
South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio

Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television
North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe

Rosenbergs, H-bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom
Brando, "The King and I" and "The Catcher in the Rye"

Eisenhower, vaccine, England's got a new queen
Marciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye

We didn't start the fire........................

Rev Wilbert Aubrey?

Wilbert Awdry

GK Chesterton?.............NO

Rev Wilbert Aubrey?.............YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS



TAKE A BOW SON YOU DESERVE IT.......

We didn't start the fire.....

Naw, but it sure fookin' feels like it......away for some budget lager...4 tins fer a quid....well done Kweeveen...I now own 50.1% of the franchise...

Good craic............here's a wee song for you all...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4CRkpBGQzU

Oh yeah I remember her - gorgeous - she performed at the Kentucky Derby one year...

I see you a Joan Osborne and raise you a Jaci Velasquez....MY SISTER...

God So Loved the World - Jaci Velasquez

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=740HKULDZew

Go Jaci...er......Velasquez...