So in the mundane life of a middle-aged man, here are today's highlights:
1) Morning - had Gas Boiler serviced (friendly chap) 2) Afternoon - had haircut (bit of a chubby lass with a gunt, but I probably would have) 3) Evening - M & S Pizza for Tea (not bad tho Pepperoni is paper thin these days
Events that didn't make the list:
1) Morning - took rubbish out to bin 2) Afternoon - bought two Birthday Cards 3) Evening - refilled e-cig cartomiser
1) Driving from Cumbria to Surrey in 5 and a half hours, good traffic. 2) Big Mac for lunch at service station (there's something about a BM that just hits the spot!) 3) Settling down with a bottle of wine watching the football...
1) Driving from Cumbria to Surrey in 5 and a half hours, good traffic.2) Big Mac for lunch at service station (there's something about a BM that just hits the spot!)3) Settling down with a bottle of wine watching the football...
1) Morning - slept 2) Afternoon - had haircut (total gayer so I definitely would not of) 3) Evening - visited my much-loved mother who is having palliative care in her care home
Events that didn't make the list:
1) Morning - woken up by a f*cking c*nting junk call 2) Afternoon - had a MacDonalds quarterpounder with small coke 3) Evening - watched masterchef (or at least it was on in the background while I posted this)
1) Morning - slept2) Afternoon - had haircut (total gayer so I definitely would not of)3) Evening - visited my much-loved mother who is having palliative care in her care home Events that didn't make the list:1) Morning - woken up by a f*cking c*nt
1.Woke up Checked last of overnight copa bets they all won 2.Had a lovely lunch with my wife and daughter 3.Planning holiday
events that not worth a mention organised handy man to do some jobs(I am not at all handy) Ate fish finger sandwich(my fave) I am pretty bald so no need for haircut(wife shaves my head) did not eat macdonlds:) a very good day!
1.Woke up Checked last of overnight copa bets they all won2.Had a lovely lunch with my wife and daughter3.Planning holidayevents that not worth a mentionorganised handy man to do some jobs(I am not at all handy)Ate fish finger sandwich(my fave)I am p
Had breakfast while reading todays Weekender,backed Dickie Johnson to win the bumper at Warwick and Barcelona leading Man Citeh, they just have to hold on now.
Had breakfast while reading todays Weekender,backed Dickie Johnson to win the bumper at Warwick and Barcelona leading Man Citeh, they just have to hold on now.
1) Bowl of porridge and two oranges for breakfast.
2)Cheese on toast for supper
3) Read "All God Worshippers Are Mad" A little book of sanity by J.P.Tate
Hardly worth mentioning. Scraped the weeds out of the cracks between the slabs in back garden Drove wife and female friend to "The Range" at Erdington carried shopping from the car to the house. Watched budget highlights on TV.
1) Bowl of porridge and two oranges for breakfast.2)Cheese on toast for supper3) Read "All God Worshippers Are Mad" A little book of sanity by J.P.TateHardly worth mentioning.Scraped the weeds out of the cracks between the slabs in back gardenDrove w
1) Walked dog to Ladbrokes, Betfred and W Hill to get full complement of free biscuits.
2) Sprayed Qualcast Panther with WD40 after forgetting to do so last autumn. Mowed own small lawn to ensure bloke-next-door's Mrs will nag him to mow their own large lawn.
3) Made crab bisque for tea (heat tin of crab meat with tin of Campbell's condensed cream of chicken soup, milk and butter; stir in Hungarian sweet paprika).
Hardly worth mentioning
Spent 10 hours on here watching the racing.
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Horse Racing: £60.37 Total P&L: £60.37
1) Walked dog to Ladbrokes, Betfred and W Hill to get full complement of free biscuits. 2) Sprayed Qualcast Panther with WD40 after forgetting to do so last autumn. Mowed own small lawn to ensure bloke-next-door's Mrs will nag him to mow their own la
1) Cut the front lawn 2) Laid Lucky Dottie, the 5/2 favourite, in the 7-45 3) Laid Hollie Point, the 6/4 favourite, in the 8-15
Hardly worth mentioning: 1) Restrung a guitar 2) Spoke to my mate on Skype 3) Opened this thread
1) Cut the front lawn2) Laid Lucky Dottie, the 5/2 favourite, in the 7-453) Laid Hollie Point, the 6/4 favourite, in the 8-15 Hardly worth mentioning:1) Restrung a guitar 2) Spoke to my mate on Skype3) Opened this thread
1. Bought the Collector's Index to Weird Tales on Amazon market place (even though several hundred entries were deliberately falsified by the authors to deter plagiarists - bastards) 2. Drank some bottles of Lidl's excellent 2010 Sauternes. 3. Flayed the neighbours alive and danced around in their skins until exhausted.
So, fairly ho-hum. Just waiting for Aintree for a bit of excitement.
1. Bought the Collector's Index to Weird Tales on Amazon market place (even though several hundred entries were deliberately falsified by the authors to deter plagiarists - bastards)2. Drank some bottles of Lidl's excellent 2010 Sauternes.3. Flaye