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Couple of weeks ago discovered lump up me bum n me arse pretty sore. Had it before n it was piles. Pretty sure it piles again but could it be anything else.
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try leaving some sunflower seeds at the entrance, if they disappear it's the hamster, if not it's the camera
Call me old fashioned but im not sure a chit chat forum is the best place for a diagnosis.
Bang a couple of garlic cloves(peeled of course) up each evening . Cures em and prevents reoccurence.Plus cures/prevents a load of other ailments aswell.
Bang a couple of garlic cloves(peeled of course) up each evening . Cures em and prevents reoccurence.Plus cures/prevents a load of other ailments aswell.
Also means you'll neve be short of garlic in an emergency.
if you're shoving garlic up there then you might as well add some root ginger and sage - also good for lumps up the arse
not a leg of pork!
Won't garlic make his bum stink?
Especially when he farts - farts seasoned with garlic eh?
Although I suppose his bum already does stink.
Especially when he farts - farts seasoned with garlic eh?
Although I suppose his bum already does stink.
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Have you tried "Get off, you big lump"? Unless he's a bit touchy about his weight.
I hope this lump wasn't found while you were knocking one out earlier!
Unbelievably disgusting thread. Some people have absolute zero dignity/ self respect.
Embarrassing bodies?...they will get a camera up there for you we can all see
Haha made more amusing by the appearance of facts 
On a serious note though you should prob visit the doc just to be sure.
On a serious note though you should prob visit the doc just to be sure.
More amusing ?
Only a cretin would think the content of this thread remotely funny. Crude,puerile.immature and degenerate drivel from an attention seeking moron.hth.
Only a cretin would think the content of this thread remotely funny. Crude,puerile.immature and degenerate drivel from an attention seeking moron.hth.
Mange - the turd time weve had all this sh1t.....
didn't know you were irish
didn't know you were irish
I suppose we should be grateful the OP felt he could share such a personal problem with us
at least he spared us a photo of it
at least he spared us a photo of it
Facts 18 Mar 15 21:42
More amusing ?
Only a cretin would think the content of this thread remotely funny. Crude,puerile.immature and degenerate drivel from an attention seeking moron.hth.
I thought you had vacated chit chat.
More amusing ?
Only a cretin would think the content of this thread remotely funny. Crude,puerile.immature and degenerate drivel from an attention seeking moron.hth.
I thought you had vacated chit chat.
We don't often get threads of such intellectual quality on here....
should be near the top for quite a while
should be near the top for quite a while
Not my type of humour, but nothing wrong with it for those who like this sort of thing.
Guy goes to doctor with a bad case of piles. Doctor prescribes suppositories. 2 weeks later he goes back to doctor. "How did you get on with the prescription?", doctor asks. "Absolutely fantastic doctor", he replies, "Cleared up the problem entirely. Mind you, they were hard to swallow"!!
A couple of years ago I, as the advert would have it, spotted blood in my stool. Well, it was pretty hard to miss, it looked like I had emptied a jar of beetroot down the pan. As a former sufferer from Annabel's, I was pretty confident that they weren't the culprit and so hot-footed it to the GP. Where an Indian locum stuck what felt like his entire hand up my jacksie (not as bad as it sounds 
) and declared them internal Emma Frueds.
Said there was nothing he could do and correctly predicted that they would clear up within the week.
So, I think the message is not to despair, but go and get it checked out just in case.
) and declared them internal Emma Frueds. Said there was nothing he could do and correctly predicted that they would clear up within the week.
So, I think the message is not to despair, but go and get it checked out just in case.
Must get it checked by the GP just in case. And if the GP feeds you beans and carries out a gas test for Fartmous Dioxide, change your GP.
I hope this is of assistance.
I hope this is of assistance.
It is nice to see Facts back, I know he comes across as a miserable old so and so at times, but I think there's a good man behind that persona.
I will be going into Kempt Town Brighton (friends birthday) Sunday & Ill see wot I can find out for U from the experts...............
are two ex's of mine that had this problem. not sure this helps.
I am trying for one-upmanship
It is just two ex's of yours having same problem, hmm?????
It is just two ex's of yours having same problem, hmm?????
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