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DONT JUST BE A
GRAIN OF SAND WAITING TO BE TRODDEN ON ,YOUR A GRAIN OF SAND THAT CAN PRODUCE CASTLES |
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THIS IS ON PAR WITH A MARTIN LUTHER KING SPEECH
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NEVER MIND THINKING YOU HOPE SOMEONE SHOOTS ME
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It only starts the domino effect if he is delivering a pizza
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What about those Dominos Pizza human billboard people who stand on roundabouts all day? They are annoying grains of sand.
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Very funny, Crisp.
DoWah, I think about this often. |
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Do Wah, that reply was to your original post, not the one at 12.49
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You are talking about the Butterfly Effect Do Wah Diddy
A butterfly flaps its wings in Brazil could effect the path of a hurricane several weeks later. or A very small change in initial conditions had created a significantly different outcome. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butterfly_effect I hope you turned the right way out of your front door this morning Do Wah Diddy because that decision could mean the difference between us having a good or bad summer |
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We now know who is to blame if it rains all summer
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So DO I WHEN THERES NOTHING TO GAMBLE ON ,EVERY SINGLE PERSON ,DOES SOMETHING TO CREATE WHATS GOING ON TODAY ,AND ALL IT TAKES IS ONE PERSON TO CHANGE THEIR MIND AND THE KNOCK ON EFFECT IT TREMENDOUS
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True Do Wah Diddy
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THEY ONLY CALLED IT THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT BECAUSE THE MAN WAS GOING FOR A GAME OF DOMINOES IN THE LOCAL PUB,AND HE CHANGED HIS MIND AND WENT COLLECTING BUTTERFLIES IN STEAD ,THE PUB HAD TO CLOSE DOWN BECAUSE THE REST OF THE PLAYERS COULDNT MAKE A TEAM UP ,SO THE LANDLORD SAID THATS THE LAAT STRAW NO DOMINO TEAM NO PUB,PS THE MAN WHO WENT BUTTERFLY COLLECTING FELL IN THE RICER AND DROWNED
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HIS WIFE HAD TO SELL HER COUNTRY COTTAGE BECAUSE SHE COULDNT AFFORD THE MORGAUGE ,BECAUSE HE HAD FELL IN THE RIVER AND DROWNED ,ONE OF HER SONS DECIDED TO GO TO LONDON AND GOT EATEN BY A LION IN WHIPSNADE ZOO WHEN HE TRIED TO FEED IT A HAMBURGER THROUGH THE FENCE THAT HE DIDNT LIKE THE TASTE OF , THE LION BIT ONE OF THE LADS MAIN ARTERRY,THEY PUT THE LION DOWN AND THE ZOO STAFF WAS REDUCED ,BECAUSE THEY WERE OVERSTAFFED WHEN THE LION WAS PUT DOWN ,I COULD VO ON AND ON AND ON WHAT HAPPENED NEXT BUT ITS TOO HEARTBREAKING
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THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT SHE GOT SOME COMPENSATION FROM THEIR DEATHS AND BOUGHT A COMPUTER AND FOUND OUT SHE WAS PAYING TOO MUCH FOR HER GAS ,SO SHE CHANGED SUPPLIER AND GOT A GOOD DEAL
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I agree with you Do Wah.
I lay horses and do ok at it, BUT, if I hit a winner (and I lose), I go outside and walk round the block - BUT THIS TIME turning left and walking anti clockwise. It always works, and I don't lose again that day. I find it works best when laying 1000/1 outsiders. Well, it's worked 95 times out of 100 so far, and that's good enough for me. |
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I'm gonna disagree with ya Do Wah Diddy, I'm a single person and I can't even pull my own pl0nker let alone a bird, so changing the world is definitely off the agenda.
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IF YOU WANT A LADY WHICH I DONT BY THE WAY ,ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS BE NICE AND SELL YOUR,SELF YOUVE GOT TO GET OFF YOUR BOTTOM AND GO OUT THERE AND MEET THEM,YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME EFFORT IN ,THEY WONT COME LOOKING FOR YOU ,AND ALSO DONT TALK TO THEM ABOUT YOU
U PULLING YOUR OWN PLONKER THEY DONT WANT TO HEAR THINGS LIKE THAT ,THEY WANT YOU TO BE HONEST AND SPEND QUALITY TIME WITH THEM,AND KNOW THAT YOUR THERE ,WHEN THINGS GET THEM DOWN. IVE NEVER SPOKEN TO YOU BEFORE I DONT THINK,BUT JUST FROM YOUR TWO SENTENCES I CAN TELL YOU NEED A BIT OF DECORUM IN YOUR LIFE ,YOU DONT NEED TO TALK ABOUT PULLING YOUR PLONKER YOU NEED OTHER INTERESTS IN LIFE TO TALK ABOUT |
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I THINK INVESTING IN A MONTHLY SUBSCRIPTION TO I NEED NOT TO BE TOO ROUGH AND READY AND UNSOCIABLE MIGHT BE A GOOD INVESTMENT FOR YOU
I BELIEVE YOU GET THE A B C FREE MAGAZINE OF HOW TO BE POLITE WHEN YOU GET OUT OF BED IN ISSUE ONE |
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Do Wah Diddy, well what can I say, your words of wisdom have helped me reach an epiphany with regards to the way I conduct my life. I think you have succeeded where others have failed, through the subtly and guile of your preachings, I think I now know where I need to go from here, I am a changed man, thanks DWD.
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ITS OK ,I GOT TAUGHT LOTS AT A A ,I THOUGHT I WAS A LOVERLY PERSON UNTILL THEY LAUGHED NOT AT ME BUT WITH ME, WHEN I TOLD THEM I WAS NICE I WASNT LIKE THEM I WAS DIFFERENT,THEY JUST SAID SIT DOWN ,SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND LISTEN,ITS BETTER LISTENING THAN UPSETTING YOURSELF GOING OFF ON ONE
YOU DONT HAVE TO THANK ME ,JUST BE NICE TO PEOPLE AND DONT TALK ABOUT RUDE THINGS IN PUBLIC |
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THE WAY YOU TALKED IN YOUR LAST REPLY WAS MUCH NICER AND POLITER THAN YOUR FIRST POST,UNLESS YOUVE GOT A SPLIT PERSONALITY LIKE JEKYL AND HYDE AND YOUR NOT COMMITTED TO A MENTAL ASSYLUM,I THINK YOUVE GOT A REALLY GOOD CHANCE OF MEETING SOMEONE ACCEPTABLE TO YOURSELF ,BUT WHAT EVER YOU DO ,DONT USE THEM ,BE TRUE TO THEM AND YOURSELF ,AND YOU WILL LIVE HAPPEELEE EVER AFTER LIKE CINDERELLA AND PRINCE CHARMING
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EXCEPT WHEN SHE HAS HER PERIOD PAINS
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faber est quisque fortunae suae , veritas vos liberabit , "THEY SAY A SINGLE PERSON CANT CHANGE THE WORLD BUT THEIR WRONG": maybe you were right man, night dude.
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each man will determine his own destiny,and the truth will prevail ,as julius ceaser said to the pope
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I like toous manious cookus spoilus theus brothus the best
And A FOOLUS ANDUS IS MONEYUS ISUS SOONUS PARTEDUS |
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GOODUS NIGHTUS FROMUS DOUS WAHUS DIDDIUS
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You probably think I`m mad ............ but
We live in a multiverse. Turn right in this world and you turn left in a parallel world, even go back the way you came in another. Every possible outcome happens, creating instantaneous parallel worlds. It doesn`t bear thinking about, but there are literally millions of identical versions of doowah and I and everybody else all over the place. ![]() |
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IM SORRY THE MIGHTY MAC I CANT HELP YOU ON THAT ONE BUT I ONCE THOUGHT I SAW ANOTHER DO WAH DIDDY WHEN I CAME OUT OF A PUB IN BENEEDORM IN THE 70S
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I DIDNT FOLLOW HIM AS I WAS TOO DRUNK
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Ps START TAKEING THINGS EASY THE MIGHTY MAC YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN OVER DOING THINGS LATELY
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ITS A GOOD THEORY ,IT REMINDS ME OF THE MAN ON HERE WHO TOLD EVERYONE TO BACK HORSES WITH THE LETTER A IN THEIR NAME IN AUGUST,I SAID WHAT DO YOU DO IN DECEMBER HE SAID GET READY FOR CHRISTMAS
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You are a very nice man Do Wah Diddy, despite all your problems
You change the world to a better place, on here ![]() and you put it in nice big letters so we can all read it |
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Some people think we live in a multiverse mighytmac, but if you think we have to have an alternate universe for everything that can possibly happen
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It is indeed nearly as tricky as finding a winner today, although not quite
that is an unsolvable problem |
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DO WAH DIDDYY, I have read the 'A B C FREE MAGAZINE OF HOW TO BE POLITE', ISSUE ONE and its been a couple of days and I'm still single, come on mate chuck a dog a bone, I think something's gonna need pulling soon (and I don't mean a bird).
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Mitochondrial Eve had the power of life or nothing over us all.
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'Mitochondrial Eve' ; is that like Christmas Eve ?
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Nope - the near last surviving female (evolutionary bottle-neck) we are all descended from. Which would account for a lot of the posts on here.
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