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Aunty Post
15 Mar 15 08:45
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Encouraged by the success  of the "Crisp Sandwich" shop, Dermot O'Shaughnessy has opened a shop selling only "Toast Sandwiches".

These are one slice of toast, sprinkled with salt, between two lightly buttered bread slices, and a thin spread of "Marmite".

What makes this unique is that the "Marmite" is spread on the underside of the toast and not on top as normal.

This is said to dramatically increase the flavour, and he has patented the idea to protect his concept.

The shop has been packed solid since opening, and he is expecting to become a millionaire  before the end of the year.

Recognising that some don't like Marmite, he will do them without for an extra charge. This is because the "Marmite" has to be very thoroughly removed!

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By:
wit-ham
When: 15 Mar 15 09:10
Who else on here used to have crisp sandwiches Beef and Onion was my fav

As long as he don't start making Banana sandwiches Cool
By:
Crisp77
When: 15 Mar 15 10:24
Aunty couldn't you wait 17 days to post this Laugh
By:
Aunty Post
When: 15 Mar 15 11:58
Yeah, stupid, as I actually thought of doing just that but I was bored!
By:
akabula
When: 15 Mar 15 22:16
Brassneck heading to Dublin as we post with a case of Marmite and two loaves.
By:
Aunty Post
When: 16 Mar 15 10:53
As long as he don't start making Banana sandwiches

Bloody hell, you've hit on a winner there.......

Shop name "BANANA REPUBLIC".

Banana sandwiches with toppings such as "Maple Syrup"..."Chocolate Spread"...."Caramelised Bananas" or whatever you fancy.

Net cost, less than 0.50p.
By:
Crisp77
When: 16 Mar 15 12:20
What happens if the maple syrup lovers don't get on with the chocolate lovers? Would there be a split?
By:
akabula
When: 16 Mar 15 18:53
Laugh
By:
gawdalmighty
When: 16 Mar 15 19:00
Where will it end...all these original ideas. Next thing they will be putting chips in a sarnie.
By:
polybot
When: 17 Mar 15 10:04
Don't think I'd be prepared to pay for this, but if they offered a zero carb option such as two wafer thin slices of butter with a drop of marmite reduction and a garnish of a single borage flower then I would happily pay 25 quid.
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