I was a Bastárd......who am i

Risk mayall

Risk mayall......................NO

Dean Friedman's son.

Dean Friedman's son............NO





ME THINKS THERE WILL BE SOME FUNNY ANSWERS FOR THIS RIDDLE/QUIZ

Confucius

Confucius...............WAS HE A BASTÁRD?..............

Da Vinci

Da Vinci..........NO

We're they a bastard?

alan

We're they a bastard?..........................YES......A VERY CLEVER BASTÁRD...

Are you a character?

alan............I CAN SEE A LOT OF BASTÁRDS ON HERE UNTIL WE FIND THE  RIGHT BASTÁRD...

Are you a character?.....NO

Are you a male human?

Are you a male human?......YES

Alive?

Alive?.....NO

Religious leader?

Religious leader?...NO........

Lawrence of Arabia

British?

White?

Lawrence of Arabia...................NO


British?......YES..

White?......YES

Actor?

William the conqueror

Actor?........NO

William the conqueror...........ANOTHER BASTÁRD...............NO

Henry Stanley

Have you seen action on the battlefield?

michael jock

malcolm even

WE HAVE A WINNER TAKE A BOW SON CRISP77......5points

Henry Stanley..YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSStanley never knew his father, who died within a few weeks of his birth;[1] there is some doubt as to his true parentage.[2] As his parents were unmarried, his birth certificate describes him as a bastard and the stigma of illegitimacy weighed heavily upon him all his life.[3]


...YOU KNOW YOUR BASTÁRDS....


3 more points if you can tell me the famous connection...what he said

Dr living stone I presume

dont mess with me

Doctor Livingstone I presume?

Dr living stone I presume....yessssssssssssssssssssssssss


clean sweep Mr Crisp..................8points and on the leaderboard

Well done Crisp

ya bastoot

il sign off...good craic

well done again Crisp77....8points and on the leaderboard.................................a new runner

NO1.......boxingthefox......................59+1/2points..............(00mins)
NO2.......make my hay.............       ..47points............. (00mins)
NO3.......Tenpins.................      ........41+1/2points...........(00mins)
NO4.......anubis7.............................39points...............(00mins)
NO5......akabula...............................24+1/2points..................(00mins)
NO6.......pumphol.............................19+1/2points..................(00mins)
NO7.......scandanavian_haven......  .14points ......    ..........(00mins)
NO8.......NorfolkMafia.....................13Points................(00mins)
NO9.......Mikael D'Haguenet.......       11points...............(00mins)
NO10......crisp77.............................8points...........(00mins)
NO10.......sofiakenny.........................8points..................(00mins)
NO10........raspberrybottom.................8points................(00mins)
NO11.......treetop.............................7points..................(00mins)
NO12.......bongo...............................6points...................(00mins)
NO12.......pokermonster............     ....6points...........     .(00mins)
NO13.......Tribal Dancer....................5points................(8mins)
NO14.......morpteh mackem......................4points..................(00mins)
NO14........Foinavon...........................4points...................(00mins)
NO15.......do wah diddy........................3points.................(00mins)
NO15......moneytree cost me 1000s.............3points................(00mins)
N015.......curious-cat.............       ......3points..................(00mins
NO15.......torquemada........................3points..................(00mins)
NO16.......lfc1971.............................2points....................(00mins)
N017.......royclaytonstash...................1point....................(00mins)

cheers Kweeveen..........

now a song from my ipod....in keeping with the thread.....this is the only doctor song i have.....enjoy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3gVzE2YxWw

my old headmaster

[b]my old headmaster[/b].............your old headmaster was henry stanley..or your old headmaster was a bastárd...

I remember the famous meet up when chemist Dr Stanley Ozolol met sprinter Jason Livingston: "Steroids I presume"

hitler?