RIN TIN TIN ,LASSIE , AND OLD SHEP ,

IM GLAD I BOUGHT THAT DOGGIE IN THE WINDOW,THE ONE WITH THE CUDDERLEE TAIL

I WAS SO GLAD IT WAS FOR SALE

NOBODY SEEMS TO KNOW HOW TO TRAIN A DOG THESE DAYS TO GRAB YOUR SHIRT AND  DRAG YOU OUT OF A BURNING HOUSE

I USE TO FEEL SAFE WHEN I WONDERED BY A CLIFF,BECAUSE I KNEW RIN TIN TIN OR LASSIE WOULD RESCUE ME IF I EVER FELL DOWN ONE

That kangaroo Skippy was the cleverest animal I have ever seen..he must of saved hundreds
of nasty deaths in disused mines.

MY MAM ALWAYS SAID SHE WOULDNT HAVE TO EVER WORRY WHEN I PLAYED OUT IF I HAD A DOG LIKE RIN TIN TIN OR LASSIE,SHE SAID EVEN IF I FLL DOWN A WELL SHE KNEW I WOULD BE RESCUED BY THEM SOMEHOW

YES SOFFEE BUT I SORRY TO HAVE TO TELL YOU IT WAS A KANGAROO AND NOT A DOG

IF ID OF BEEN YOUR MOTHER I WOULD HAVE PUT A CLAIM IN FOR COMPENSATION IF YOUR SCHOOL COUDNT TEACH YOU THAT

yes and old shep was not a real dog.

at least I can tell the difference between a real animal and a pretend one.

Remember those St. Bernard dogs that always had a barrel of brandy hanging below their chops?

Get stranded in the snow in the middle of nowhere on a winters night, and you could almost guarantee one would turn up to get you out of trouble.

OLD SHEP WAS A PROPER DOG ,I STILL CRY EVERYTIME I SING THE SONG ABOUT HIM ON THE CARRYOKEE

YES I  REMEMBER THEM ST BERNARD ONES ,I WANTED MY MAM AND DAD TO BUY ME ONE AND CALL IT BRANDY ,BUT THEY GOT ME A HULA HOOP INSTEAD

I HAD A 24" WAIST BY USING THAT

I SWUNG THE HOOLA HOOP ROUND ON MY RIGHT ARM AND MY RIGHT LEG AS WELL YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN HOW THIN THEY GOT ,EVERYONE COULDNT BELIEVE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THEM AND MY LEFT ARM AND LEG

I COULD STAND ON ONE LEG AND HOOLA HOOP MY WAIST ,MY GRANDAD SAID I SHOULD JOIN A CIRCUS I WAS THAT GOOD

MY DAD WANTED ME TO BE A  BOXER ,WHEN HE FOUND OUT I FOUND A SKIPPING ROPE,
AND WAS GOOD AT SKIPPING

I NEVER TOOK BOXING UP THOUGH,SHEILA FERGUSSON FOUND OUT ID GOT HER SKIPPING ROPE AND SHE KNOCKED ME OUT AND TOOK IT BACK

MY DAD SAID WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP ,I SAID AN ELEPHANT

HE SAID YOU CANT BE AN ELEPHANT ,I SAID I CAN MY MAM WILL KNIT ME A TRUNK

HE SAID SHE WONT ,I SAID SHE WILL IF I PROMISE TO BE GOOD

HE ALSO WANTED ME TO BE A FOOTBALLER ,BUT REALISED I COULDNT TIE MY SHOE LACES

MY MAM SAID DONT CRY DO WAH DIDDY ,IF YOU WANT TO BE A FOOTBALLER ,YOU CAN ALLWAYS GET ONE OF THE TEAM TO TIE THEM FOR YOU

MY TEACHER THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO BE A DOCTOR ,WHEN HE SAW ME EXAMINING SHIRLY WINTERBOTTOMS BREASTS

MY TEACHER SAID WHAT CONCLUSION HAVE YOU COME TO DO WAH DIDDYV,I SAID THERES NOTHING UP WITH THEM

MY DAD SAID HE WOULD HIT ME ,IF HE EVER FOUND OUT I WAS EXAMINING GIRLS BREASTS AGAIN ,I SAID WHY DAD, HE SAID IVE TOLD YOU I WANT YOU TO BE A FOOTBALLER AND NOT A DOCTOR

ME AND MY DAD ALWAYS ARGUED WITH EACH OTHER,ESPECIALLY OVER WHOSE TURN IT WAS TO GET UP OUT OF OUR CHAIRS AND PUT A SHOVEL OF COAL ON THE FIRE

MY MAM SAID SHE WAS SICK OF US LETTING THE FIRE GO OUT BECAUSE WE WERE TO LAZY TO PUT A SHOVEL OF COAL ON THE FIRE

Ive got to get a life ,ive just got to ,i cant keep on like this

Scooby-Doo .... a shocking ommission

Old Shep was a fantastic aftershave, when I wore it I was surrounded by bitches. Word.

Old Yella

paws for thought

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I put 3 smiley faces for that book above but theve not appeared

The Littlest Hobo was a dog.

YES GOOD CALL

Davy Crockett, the man with a wild front ear, (and 2 rather mischievous side ears) had a dog on his head.

And I think he had an Indian friend (now called a native American) but I can't think of his name - and it wasn't Tonto.

Hello Do wah.

I hope you don't mind if I use your thread to see if I can post youtube links from my iPad. I am having trouble, you see.

Let's give it a try... http://youtu.be/fC5Yf9rmKto

Well that seems to work.

Thank you Do Wah

I've never been fond of dachshunds - ignorant little beasts, who never come back when they're called - but I do like that cute one they use in the adverts when a wicket falls in the cricket at the moment.

Wouldn't want to rely on it to pull me out of a well though.

YOU DONT SEE MANY NICE DOGS THESE DAYS ALL YOU SEE IS KILLER DOGS TO MAKE YOU SCARED ,I LIKED IT WHEN YOU USE TO SEE NICE FLUFFY DOGS

Thinly veiled 'I can't wait to see Clare working the ring at Crufts' thread.