A fíx if i ever seen one.......who am i

Are you a fleg?

Cats Eyes......NO

One of those taps with boiling water?......NO


Anything to do with sport?
Anything to do with politics?
Anything to do with business?
ALL NO

Roundabouts

An ATM?

Are you a type of robot?

Are you squishy? ( putty, cocoa butter, toothpaste etc )

Are you a fleg?.....BRILLIANT..................AKA AND HIS BELFAST SLANG.....NEVER NEVER NEVER

Are you an FOBT?

Are you a traffic light?

Are you a gaming machine?

Roundabouts.NO

An ATM?.NO

Are you squishy? ( putty, cocoa butter, toothpaste etc ).........NO


THREAD TITLE....ITS BASED ROUND A FÍX IN MY EYES

Laser eye surgery

A monocle

Are you an FOBT?....NO

Are you a traffic light?..NO

Are you a gaming machine?....NO

Lazer eye surgery n

contact lenses

contact lenses....NO

Is it the Brit Awards?

Some type of contest?

Photo finish

Is it the Oscars?

Speeding ticket

Is it Horse Racing?

Were you invented in the USA?

A card counter

Is it the Brit Awards?......NO

Some type of contest?..........YES/NO...NOT REALLY....YOU NEED TO ASK THIS ANOTHER WAY

Photo finish.NO

Photo finish.NO

Is it a quiz?

Is it the Lottery?

Spot the ball?

Is it a competition?

Is it the Oscars?.NO

A card counter..NO

Were you invented in the USA?...I DONT THINK SO....I MAYBE BRITISH

Is it Horse Racing?.NO

Speeding ticket.....NO

Is it a quiz?..NO

Is it the Lottery?.NO

Are you a type of test done on humans?

Are you a general election?

Spot the ball?.NO

Is it a competition?..NO



I AM A PART OF SOMETHING...IM THE SOMETHING EVERYONE WILL HAVE HEARD OF

Have you just received  dna test results over parental responsibility?

Has chit-chat icon Robert 'Bob' Mugabe got one?

Have you just received  dna test results over parental responsibility?........NO

Has chit-chat icon Robert 'Bob' Mugabe got one?..........FÚCK KNOWS

Do you contain any electronics?

A ballot paper?
A ballot box?

Are you a general election?.NO

Are you a type of test done on humans?......CLEVER NOW STAY WITH THIS

Do you contain any electronics?...YES

A polling station?

Are you ERNIE the premium bonds machine?

A ballot paper?.NO
A ballot box?..NO

Are you a RNG for poker?

Pregnancy testing kit?

dna test

breathalyzer

A polling station?..NO

Are you ERNIE the premium bonds machine?...CLEVER ANSWER AKA.SADLY NO

Pacemaker

polygraph

Are you a breathaliser.

Are you a RNG for poker?.NO
breathalyzer.NO
dna test.NO

Pregnancy testing kit?..NO

Are you in the film flatliners?

Are you in a hospital?

Defibrillator

Pacemaker..NO

polygraph.NO



I WILL GIVE YOU A CLUE IF YOU ALL WANT ONE.....THE SMART PERSON WILL WORK IT OUT FROM IT

Are you in the film flatliners?..IM NOT IN ANY FILM

Defibrillator...NO

Are you in a hospital?.NO

Do you end in 'scope ( fields scope, retinoscope etc )

Are you a pair of sunglasses?

Clue please

computer virus

Are you something that is unwelcome?

computer virus...NO



AKA WANTS A CLUE ...ANYBODY ELSE I NEED TWO MORE

Do you have lights?

Yes clue

Drug test.

Are you something that is unwelcome?............Mrs Diva...this was famous....you have heard of it

Drug test..no

Yes I have a life I wish to get back too

Is it gambling related?

Is it a cough

Do you have lights?....YES/NO



2 FOR CLUE...I NEED ONE MORE

Hidden camera

you've 3 pumphol said yes

Do you weigh things?

Is it horse related?

Is it a cough....NO




OK HERE IS A GREAT CLUE...THE SMART PERSON WILL CONNECT THIS.....PAULA YATES

Police speed trap

Flockton Grey scandal?

The clappometer

The pop charts

Hidden camera.....NO

Is it horse related?.NO

Do you weigh things?...........OHHHH     YOUR IN AND AROUND IT

Peroxide blonde hair?

Hair dye

Air?

Do you end in 'graph ( telegraph, liedetectorgraph, chronograph etc )?

WE HAVE A WINNER..TAKE A BOW SON PUMPOL


The clappometer......YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS



YOU SMART PERSON YOU

well done pumphol.

PAULA YATES....HUGHIE GREEN

One of the first appearances of a clap-o-meter was in 1956, on the British TV game show Opportunity Knocks, developed and presented by Hughie Green

Ta guys, as soon as I saw Paula Yates I thought of it straight away

Good comp kweeveen, cheers

Well done Pumpy and thank you. I can go to bed now!

Thanks for another great quiz Kweeveen. That was great!

Well played pumphol. I thought immediately of Hughie Green but not the clapometer, had forgot about that.
Great quiz Kweeveen, one of your best.

..................... and I mean that most sincerely folks.

Yes, your best quiz yet!

I'm out of here before you put another one up

Night all x

As Diva says Kweeveen.
More of this type required.
Night Diva.

The Smackometer would have been more appropriate for Paula Yates, although she probably had the clap too.

il sign off....good craic

well done again pumphol....10points added...

NO1.......boxingthefox......................59+1/2points..............(00mins)
NO2.......make my hay.............       ..47points............. (00mins)
NO3.......anubis7.............................35points...............(00mins)
NO4.......Tenpins.................      ........28+1/2points...........(00mins)
NO5......akabula...............................24+1/2points..................(00mins)
NO6.......pumphol.............................19+1/2points..................(00mins)
NO7.......scandanavian_haven......  .14points ......    ..........(00mins)
NO8.......NorfolkMafia.....................13Points................(00mins)
NO9.......Mikael D'Haguenet.......       11points...............(00mins)
NO10.......sofiakenny.........................8points..................(00mins)
NO10........raspberrybottom.................8points................(00mins)
NO11.......treetop.............................7points..................(00mins)
NO12.......bongo...............................6points...................(00mins)
NO12.......pokermonster............     ....6points...........     .(00mins)
NO13.......Tribal Dancer....................5points................(8mins)
NO14.......morpteh mackem......................4points..................(00mins)
NO14........Foinavon...........................4points...................(00mins)
NO15.......do wah diddy........................3points.................(00mins)
NO15......moneytree cost me 1000s.............3points................(00mins)
N015.......curious-cat.............       ......3points..................(00mins
NO15.......torquemada........................3points..................(00mins)
NO16.......lfc1971.............................2points....................(00mins)
N017.......royclaytonstash...................1point....................(00mins)


Cheers Kweeveen........

now a song from my ipod...in keeping with the thread.....enjoy..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4V3Mo61fJM