Dead finger found in a bottle of Orange Juice

I have no idea of whether this story is true or not, but any drink business that ends up with human parts  lurking in the Orange Juice really needs to change their strategy. Quite honestly they need to rip it up and start again.

If I found bits of someone's left buttock in my bottle of Orange Juice I for one certainly wouldn't be simply thrilled honey.

Shirley the first word of the fred title is entirely superfluous?

Someone trying to send a message to a loved 1.
A real dead finger for love

If it was a live finger we'd finally have discovered how "Thing" from the Addams family reproduces.

(That question keeps me awake at night)

is the business now going through a lean period ?

Yes, decidedly.

''Two fingers of whiskey please.''

What's all that about?

http://adventureswithben.com/adventure/drinking-sour-toe-cocktail-real-dead-...

OP

better than finding a LIVE finger I suppose.

If the bottle doesn´t fit you must acquit

They don't appear to even know for sure what it was. I imagine that everyone thought, as I did, that it was a finger with at least one joint,
but it seems it was just supposition, that it seems to be the tip of a finger, with perhaps part of a nail.

Ok, whatever it was it shouldn't have been there, so who knows!

Does the finger fit the glove of OJ Simpson?

actually met the great man a few weeks ago at a showing of his film "The Possibilities are Endless"

humbling and inspiring