Calling Kenneth Mann

Well done, that bull!!

Sorry for looking at your thread Kenny

I saw this on Twitter where someone (possibly a ChitChatterer) had remarked that you never see any black people involved in such incidents.

So 'being gored by a bull at a Spanish carnival' another one to add to the list with 'buying fish and chips' and 'going to the swimming pool'.

Let's hope it's not sibaroni, who does the bull run. Will look at video later. Entertaining a chick at the mo if you get my drift.

Just looked, a pleasing result, but shocking that this sort of thing still goes on.

As a bull running veteran, I think where this lad has gone wrong is trying to flee a fired up fighting bull with his trousers round his knees.
Perhaps the only good thing to come out of this is that it hopefully will give the yoof of today reason to have a think before they venture out of their houses with their arses hanging out.
There are many disadvantages to this, including, but not limited to, an inability to avoid getting gored in the sphincter.

"Entertaining a chick at the mo if you get my drift."

The elephant impression again? With the wrinkly grey trunk?

http://newsthump.com/2015/02/16/bull-fighting-for-life-after-running-of-the-...

Entertaining a chick at the mo if you get my drift.

Unfortunately nowadays when I'm 'entertaining a chick' it means I'm telling her jokes I nicked from bigmo's thread.

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I just noticed the time between your posts Kenny, 10 minutes.
You're slowing down.

It was this one this time

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blimey - you've pulled Anita Jaisinghani?

cunny mann by the look on her face

Yes, she certainly does a nice curry, tel. Head chef at the Bradford Curry Festival last summer. That's where I pulled her.

Bugar me, Sultan knows her.

Does seeing her at the Bradford Curry Festival last summer and knocking one out later count these days?

lucky mann I say!this might make a few laugh ken,i asked a 65 year old lady out a couple of weeks back looks much younger,great body(I was surprised to) wonderful company but my GOD she"s got a black,black heart,thought I know whats what but still played like a novice lol

most unseemly, stow.

Well done tel, many a good tune played on an old fiddle, as they say.

get the whip out early tel

sounds like tel got unseated

its no good trying to be mr.nice guy,pooped on from a great height

50 shades of brown?

Kenny mann
Thinking of
Changing your name to Curry mann ??

If M62 was busy i used to cut through edge of Bradford
Taking the Harrogate road .
At the narrowest point i used to always seem to meet
The people going into the Mosque or out of the Mosque
For evening service -- so one just sat there for 15/20 minutes
As droves meandered across the road in front of the stopped
Traffic . All chatting away taking forever.

You should perhaps re-evaluate what you consider to be a short-cut.

50 shades of brown?
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pigeons  is white 

no coach,think he had it about right