Fifty Shades Of Grey

I might pop down to B&Q and buy the paint range

I might roger the butler ...

I've not read the book either but surely that sort of thing works better in the imagination than on the big screen -- as each reader can imagine her own ideal Christian Grey.

Yes and I would guess they wouldn't have been imagining Mark E. Smith

I thought it was about some old women. Women seem to like this book Turns out it's about sex. So, how come women are always moaning about men watching porn, when THEY read about it!!?
Talk about double standards!

go into cinema wearing a dirty raincoat

yes bound to be lots of couples fingering each other watching, good fapping material

^^^^^^^^^^^I thought that was mandatory in the back rows. That's why you make sure that you're sitting next to a pretty one.

Lot of porn again Christians out there it would appear.

Has anybody got/know a link for the film?

I really don't fancy having to go to the cinema to watch it.

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go into cinema wearing a dirty raincoat

yep i remember the days when a selfie was
a bottle of lotion and a kleenex

s.kenbo

"Has anybody got/know a link for the film? BlushBlush

I really don't fancy having to go to the cinema to watch it."

I have illegally downloaded it for you, 50 Shades Of Grey

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Go to the cinema you tight git !

Mrs O is going later with her friends, lets hope she comes home like a rampant rabbit

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Hound dog.

Fook going to the cinema to watch that pile of shyte.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozpTDH19-qM#t=1m06s

THREE women were arrested after a man was attacked at a screening of Fifty Shades of Grey on Valentine’s Day.

It’s understood the victim was glassed when he asked a group of rowdy women to keep quiet.

They also said drunk women were vomiting in the aisles of the Grosvenor cinema in Glasgow’s west end on Saturday night.


Michael Bolton, 33, who had gone to Fifty Shades with his wife Yvonne, 32, said: “Besides being the worst film I have ever seen, three women were getting arrested and put in a police van when we arrived.

“A woman came out the theatre and said that a guy had been glassed.

“One woman was in handcuffs and another two women were in tears.

“She said that three or four girls had been very loud and were shouting. The man had asked them to shut up and he was glassed.

“It’s a cinema where you can buy drink."

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http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/three-women-arrested-after-man-5169837

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