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Money Tree cost me thousands!!
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As the thread I started in racing a local fellow has a bunker with food and water and other bits in
A field he owns.

What would you do to prepare.
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Report Money Tree cost me thousands!! • January 27, 2015 7:02 PM GMT
What do you do with them??
Report Makybe_Diva • January 27, 2015 7:05 PM GMT
Don't you burn them to keep warm? Confused
Report boxingthefox • January 27, 2015 7:07 PM GMT
Don't know Money tree, it's one of those unquestioned divine truths that was oft repeated by the tribal elders. PlainHappy
Report Money Tree cost me thousands!! • January 27, 2015 7:07 PM GMT
I don't know but I am in a state of panic.

Just been on occado and ordered 150 cans of chick peas.
Report boxingthefox • January 27, 2015 7:08 PM GMT
Hi Makybe_Diva, you may have the answer there.Wink
Report naydam • January 27, 2015 7:09 PM GMT
You're gonna grow your own hens?
Report boxingthefox • January 27, 2015 7:09 PM GMT
MMMMM chick peas, lots of humus to be made, very handy in a single dip recession. Crazy
Report Makybe_Diva • January 27, 2015 7:10 PM GMT
Hi Boxing,

I seem to remember a neughbour we had many years ago who used to put the potato peelings on the fire.
Report Money Tree cost me thousands!! • January 27, 2015 7:10 PM GMT
I can't afford a field of bunker.

Any alternatives?
Report Makybe_Diva • January 27, 2015 7:11 PM GMT
Strange spelling of neighbour Plain
Report boxingthefox • January 27, 2015 7:11 PM GMT
I think you're right.MD
Report boxingthefox • January 27, 2015 7:12 PM GMT
the neughbour from hell Devil
Report Money Tree cost me thousands!! • January 27, 2015 7:13 PM GMT
I'm going to get barrels of vinegar as it's handy to preserve any leftover produce.
Report Money Tree cost me thousands!! • January 27, 2015 7:14 PM GMT
Is no one else worried about this?
Report boxingthefox • January 27, 2015 7:17 PM GMT
No, don't have enough weapons to fight off the desperate starving hordes.
Report Money Tree cost me thousands!! • January 27, 2015 7:25 PM GMT
Booby traps.
Report Shanelee1966 • January 27, 2015 7:26 PM GMT
What time is it on?
Report Money Tree cost me thousands!! • January 27, 2015 7:27 PM GMT
Porn mags will become valuable when the pervs can no longer get on the internet.
Report Makybe_Diva • January 27, 2015 7:31 PM GMT
So, we need porn mags and potato peelings.

We need to draw up a list of essentials.
Report Money Tree cost me thousands!! • January 27, 2015 7:38 PM GMT
Armageddon must be in the wAy.

An air pistol costs over £200 and rifles £600 for crappy one.
Report Money Tree cost me thousands!! • January 27, 2015 7:45 PM GMT
I'll stick to hand weapons.
Report Money Tree cost me thousands!! • January 27, 2015 8:13 PM GMT
I'm going to buy a 4*4
And start building a solar car.
Report Burton-Brewers • January 27, 2015 8:50 PM GMT
Tree you would be better off with a methane car that runs on sh1t, just think you would have a constant free supply
Report Mc Moonbeam • January 27, 2015 9:30 PM GMT
that & a potato spud gun Silly

I noticed this on Rightmove a few days ago , could be worthwhile investing those football profits in Cool

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/commercial-property-for-sale/property-48099406.html
Report Money Tree cost me thousands!! • January 27, 2015 10:08 PM GMT
Moonbeam that's a Quality and you got a field to grow stuff in.
Report Money Tree cost me thousands!! • January 27, 2015 10:12 PM GMT
Going to buy 4000 boxes of matches.
Report Money Tree cost me thousands!! • January 27, 2015 10:31 PM GMT
Loads of bog paper. Plus waterproof bags for matches.
Report mobo • January 27, 2015 10:36 PM GMT
personally ,  I would back chelski
Report Mc Moonbeam • January 27, 2015 10:37 PM GMT
you could always just buy a lighter instead , though a ton of bog rolls & matches would at least pass a bit of time .
Report Money Tree cost me thousands!! • January 27, 2015 10:45 PM GMT
The lighter could fail.

I did back Chelsea. 74,500 more winnings and that bunkers mine.
Report Money Tree cost me thousands!! • January 27, 2015 10:50 PM GMT
Just seen storm matches that light in wind. Ordered.

And I'll but some gas lighters.
Report Money Tree cost me thousands!! • January 27, 2015 10:51 PM GMT
It's better to be prepared for the worst than end up in the cart.
Report bigH • January 27, 2015 11:14 PM GMT
So what you need to have to survive financial meltdown is.........

Guns
Seeds
potato peelings
porn mags
vinegar
chick peas
storm matches
a car that runs on methane
bog roll

is that it?

anything else?
Report Emden • January 27, 2015 11:18 PM GMT
a dog to guard you ...and If the worst comes to the worst you can eat the dog
Report Money Tree cost me thousands!! • January 27, 2015 11:20 PM GMT
But you will have to feel the dog which wastes food and storage space.
Report patrick starr • January 27, 2015 11:20 PM GMT
medical supplies bigh
Report Money Tree cost me thousands!! • January 27, 2015 11:20 PM GMT
Feed the dog.
Report patrick starr • January 27, 2015 11:21 PM GMT
condoms in paricular in money trees shelter
Report patrick starr • January 27, 2015 11:21 PM GMT
particular
Report Money Tree cost me thousands!! • January 27, 2015 11:22 PM GMT
Why the hell would you need johnnies.
Report patrick starr • January 27, 2015 11:22 PM GMT
i wouldnt ...
Report Money Tree cost me thousands!! • January 27, 2015 11:23 PM GMT
Stop confusing things then.
Report Emden • January 27, 2015 11:33 PM GMT
tins of corned beef. Brown HP sauce to go with it. Both last about 75 years before they start to go off
Report Makybe_Diva • January 27, 2015 11:35 PM GMT
Loving this thread.
Report Money Tree cost me thousands!! • January 27, 2015 11:37 PM GMT
Can you get solar powered electric fences ?
Report Mc Moonbeam • January 27, 2015 11:48 PM GMT
Why the hell would you need johnnies.

so that you can feel the dog Plain
Report Money Tree cost me thousands!! • January 27, 2015 11:50 PM GMT
Why would you waste energy on that.

Some odd ideas here. Scratch them from the forum survival guide.
Report Money Tree cost me thousands!! • January 27, 2015 11:55 PM GMT
That's a good tip why waste energy with fornication of any kind.

I think you should buy a top quality axe so you can fell trees.
Report Money Tree cost me thousands!! • January 28, 2015 12:00 AM GMT
You can buy a large battery bank to store energy via solar power. This could then power a hot plate to cook and boil water
Plus run an electrics fence system and other security.
Report Money Tree cost me thousands!! • January 28, 2015 12:02 AM GMT
Fill high pressure water pistols/guns with pure ghost chillie extract as a more humane way to defend against threat.

A clean shot to the eyes will render them useless for days
Report Money Tree cost me thousands!! • January 28, 2015 12:06 AM GMT
Is it legal to own a machete or sword?
Report Capt__F • January 28, 2015 12:09 AM GMT
compulsory in Newam
Report Emden • January 28, 2015 12:12 AM GMT
big bottle of Dettol

kills all known germs, cleans up gunshot, stab wounds, worktops and floors.
Report Do wah Diddy • January 28, 2015 12:29 AM GMT
YOU WILL NEED CANDLES ,WHEN THE MINERS WENT ON STRIKE ,YOU COULD NOT GET HOLD OF ANY CANDLES,THEY DISSAPEARED AND REMAINED DISSAPEARD,YOU COULDNT GET HOLD OF THEM FOR LOVE OR MONEY ,WOMEN WERE SELLING THEIR BODIES FOR CANDLES
Report no moves • January 28, 2015 1:25 AM GMT
"a dog to guard you ...and If the worst comes to the worst you can eat the dog"


How do you know that if hunger is the prevailing thought the dog wont eat you?
Report Schalke 04 • January 28, 2015 2:01 AM GMT
I am going to get an old abandoned house and stay there, I shall get as much amo as I can, preferebly with a silencer .. I shall have plenty of stock of water and dry foods, some electricity in the form of a small generator or batteries ... then, once all hell breaks loose I am going to wipe everyone out, everyone will become my enemy
Report Money Tree cost me thousands!! • January 28, 2015 9:35 AM GMT
You sound a little bit mental.
Report Money Tree cost me thousands!! • January 28, 2015 9:38 AM GMT
There was some woodland near speed in Buckinghamshire I looked at buying.
It had a large clearing in it that would be perfect for a bunker and you could wire up all around it.
Report Schalke 04 • January 28, 2015 9:39 AM GMT

Jan 28, 2015 -- 3:35AM, Money Tree cost me thousands!! wrote:


You sound a little bit mental.


Well, everyone else will be the same, they will be trying to wipe me out ... when something like this happens it's every man for himself

Report Money Tree cost me thousands!! • January 28, 2015 9:43 AM GMT
A community would have more chance of survival as it would work together.

It would be fun to see who could survive this sort of thing.

Quick thinkers would probably prevail.
Report Schalke 04 • January 28, 2015 9:49 AM GMT
People work together?

People don't work together in the cmmunity as it is right now, with a financial meltdown people would start stealing, grabbing what they could, your neighb ur would become your enemy (if not already) ...
Report Money Tree cost me thousands!! • January 28, 2015 9:52 AM GMT
A group of friends can easily work together pool all the talents
Report lfc1971 • January 28, 2015 10:00 AM GMT
Make sure, if its best to work with a group of friends, that they are middle class.
Report lfc1971 • January 28, 2015 10:05 AM GMT
Run away if any conspiracy theorists are near.
Report Money Tree cost me thousands!! • January 28, 2015 10:05 AM GMT
What would you use for entertainment ?
Tvs would waste leccy and internet would of gone.
The porn mags are to barter with do counts them out.

Perhaps a wind up radio would help.
Report lfc1971 • January 28, 2015 10:08 AM GMT
Practice your golf swing.
Report pawras • January 28, 2015 10:12 AM GMT
Densely populated areas such as London would just become battle royale.

A compound cross bow , machete and a decent survival manual would be probably prove pretty useful.
Report pawras • January 28, 2015 10:22 AM GMT
If things really went to sh&t I'd head up into scotland
Report Money Tree cost me thousands!! • January 28, 2015 10:25 AM GMT
They are hard b Stards up there.
Report pawras • January 28, 2015 10:45 AM GMT
yeah but I can imagine London and the m25 would end up something like out of mad max , with gangs in their chav chariots patrolling "their patch"
Report pawras • January 28, 2015 10:51 AM GMT
would certainly be an interesting exercise in Darwinism
Report Money Tree cost me thousands!! • January 28, 2015 10:55 AM GMT
Preparation is key.
I've ordered the storm matches.
Report Money Tree cost me thousands!! • January 28, 2015 10:56 AM GMT
I have a healthy supply of precious metals which will be good to barter with.
Report pawras • January 28, 2015 11:14 AM GMT
Forget matches you need one of these

http://www.practicalsurvivor.com/firesteel
Report Thin and Crispy • January 28, 2015 11:24 AM GMT
Plastic bottles water and bleach to make a litre of light equal to a 50 watt bulb.
Report Do wah Diddy • January 28, 2015 11:44 AM GMT
IN THE 60S  AND 70S WITH THE COLD WAR AND TENTIONS OVER A NUCLEAR WAR ,THERE WERE PEOPLE WHO WERE BUILDING NUCLEAR BUNKERS INCASE THE RUSSIANS ATTACKED ,I DONT THINK THEY REALISED THAT IF THE RUSSIANS DID ATTACK WITH NUCLEAR BOMBS ,AS SOON AS IT WAS SAFE TO COME OUT ,THE RUSSIANS WOULD JUST OPEN YOUR BUNKER A D SHOOT YOU ,SO SAVE YOUR MONEY
Report spellingandgrammarchecker • January 28, 2015 1:45 PM GMT
Go and live in Dubai, you won't go skint.
Report Burton-Brewers • January 28, 2015 3:45 PM GMT
There was some woodland near speed in Buckinghamshire I looked at buying

best thing you can ever do
Report Stow_judge • January 28, 2015 4:09 PM GMT
Order DVDs
http://goo.gl/wB1dFJ
Report Money Tree cost me thousands!! • January 28, 2015 4:09 PM GMT
Though would be good for little one to play in burton.

Was in three parts. Was interested in the main lot.
Report Burton-Brewers • January 28, 2015 4:33 PM GMT
brilliant tax advantages on woodland Wink my granny knew her stuff. Doesn't appreciate in value like property but it still appreciates.
Report pawras • January 28, 2015 4:34 PM GMT
funnily enough I've thought about buying a chunk of woodland somewhere a few times
Report Burton-Brewers • January 28, 2015 4:37 PM GMT
it's a bit complicated but there are loads of little perks like paying no inheritance tax. I think farm land is the same.
Report Money Tree cost me thousands!! • January 28, 2015 4:39 PM GMT
Really burton. Your nan had woodland?

Never knew it avoided inheritance tax.

I've been buying physical gold and silver to get around it.
Report Burton-Brewers • January 28, 2015 4:44 PM GMT
yes she purchased about 5 acres off a well known celebrity farmer in the 70's, demolished the farm buildings and built 2 bungalows for her and my great grandad.
Report Money Tree cost me thousands!! • January 28, 2015 4:57 PM GMT
That's good going.
These woods have no where that you can build on but thought I could pop a bird hide in there as little one loves watching them.
Report Do wah Diddy • January 28, 2015 5:03 PM GMT
MY FRIEND ALPHONCE BOUGHT A FORREST ,BUT THE OWNER TOOK ALL THE TREES WITH HIM WHEN HE MOVED
Report Do wah Diddy • January 28, 2015 5:04 PM GMT
MAKE SURE THE TREES ARE IN WITH THE PRICE IF YOU BUY A HOUSE IN A FORREST
Report Money Tree cost me thousands!! • January 28, 2015 5:08 PM GMT
I may have to research it more now if inheritance tax free.
Report spellingandgrammarchecker • January 28, 2015 5:11 PM GMT
Burts great grandad was the Sheriff of Nottingham.
Report Money Tree cost me thousands!! • January 28, 2015 5:18 PM GMT
Who is Burt?
Report Money Tree cost me thousands!! • January 28, 2015 5:57 PM GMT
Just ordered 2 wind up radios.
Report Money Tree cost me thousands!! • January 28, 2015 8:15 PM GMT
Would mouldy food pass as penicillin. ??
Report Emden • January 28, 2015 10:48 PM GMT
Just ordered 2 wind up radios.

in case one breaks? or one for your mate?
Report bongo • January 28, 2015 11:46 PM GMT
With no electricity to power your CD player or recharge the I-Pod, some alternative music will be needed, but which is best?
Acoustic guitar, some bells, or some carol singers.
Report Emden • January 28, 2015 11:52 PM GMT
spoons.

You can play any song with spoons.
Report bongo • January 28, 2015 11:58 PM GMT
Laugh

Very good. And a big enough spoon can be a shaving mirror.
Report Emden • January 29, 2015 12:11 AM GMT
And a big enough spoon can be a shaving mirror.

then you'll end up looking like Rebecca Ad.......forget it, might get a ban
Report Money Tree cost me thousands!! • January 29, 2015 12:24 AM GMT
Sod shaving just trim with scissors.
Report Money Tree cost me thousands!! • January 29, 2015 12:25 AM GMT
If there's a chance your wife joining you buy ear plugs to evade the moaning.
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