How long does it take you...

What a delightful subject.

Just asking Dr, this forum is nt the place to be shy

Great stuff - anyone want to discuss their bowel movements with SPYKES?

Ha its not funny there must be some experts on that can save me

Horrible subject. Put a cork in it.

classic chit chat

Not really Burton. Back in the day you could ask chit chat anything all sorts of experts coming out of the woodwork with replies. Where are them days??

And.... I ask a simple question about something we all do and nothing! I ve already given up.

You should eat in my work canteen. 15 to 20 minutes usually.  Between 2 and 3 the gents are like the battle of the somme. There was a story in the es recently on Watchdog about young women buying laxatives in order to stay thin. I wrote to points of view suggesting they eat there too. Then they could have the same results but enjoy a hot meal as well.

Ha, Everyone annoyingly tells me to put weight on, they ve no idea.

Been the same for years, however late I eat I go regularly  at 7.00am every morning

















The slight problem is I don't wake up till eight

Just once a day Pumphol? lucky you

Actually it is usually once a day but I do get times when I cannot go for several days & I very rarely get constipation when I don't which is quite odd  considering from what I hear from others when they  can't go.

An ersewhile fred.

Yeah but I'm not old Im guessing your more advanced in years than I

It depends on what you eat.  Some foods the body can digest really quicky, fruits and veg and the like, others, like meat, can take days.

Are you sure you're excreting what you have just eaten a few hours previously?  It could be yesterday's meals.

Yes Sykes I'm in the twilight of my life

Spykes even

It even takes you a few minutes to P.

You're surely not pooping what you just eat, when you eat you body releases chemicals/hormones whatever to move the older things along a bit. Same as it does when scared, which is how you can literally sh*t yourself if frightened enough. Or Betfair does down and you've got massive exposure.

If you want to see exactly when what you eat comes out, eat sweetcorn and don't chew.