How many times have you been in love?

Without doubt we have hade little ups and downs but she unknowingly taught me a touch of humility.

Shouldn't have bought her those boxing gloves for her birthday !

It was the whip that did the trick!

NEVER SAD TO SAY,I WAS HAPPY AT HOME AND NEVER WANTED TO SHARE MY LIFE WITH ANYONE ,MY MAM LOOKED AFTER ME TOO WELL AND I COULDNT SEE ANY ONE ELSE COOK MY DINNER BETTER OR IRON MY CLOTHES ANY BETTER OR LOOK AFTER ME ANY BETTER ,I LIKED GIRLS FOR SEX BUT THATS ALL ,I GOT MARRIED TO A VERY NICE GIRL, BUT BECAUSE OF MY UNDERLYING TRAITS AND SELFISHNESS WE EVENTUALLY GOT DEVORCED AFTER THE CHILDREN LEFT HOME,I CANT SEE WHY ANYONE WANTS TO LIVS WITH A WOMAN UNLESS THEY WAS UNHAPPY AT HOME AS A CHILD,GIRLS ARE MUCH BETTER WHEN YOU CAN TELL THEM TO GO HOME WHEN YOU DONT NEED THEM

I GOT MARRIED BECAUSE THE NICE GIRL WAS EXPECTING OUR CHILD,I THINK ALOT OF PEOPLE GET MARRIED BECAUSE THEY ARE UNHAPPY OR WANT TO BE LIKE THEIR FRIENDS WHOSE GOT A WIFE,I WANT AN X BOX I WANT A WIFE ITS A PHASE THEY GO THROUGH,

ITS MUCH CHEAPER LIVEING WITH YOUR MAM AND AS I SAID I CANT SEE ANYONE LOOKING AFTER ME AS GOOD AS MY MAM ,WHO ELSE IS GOING TO TAKE THE BEANS OUT OF MY CHILLY CONCARNI BECAUSE I DONT LIKE THEM BEFORE SHE SERVES IT UP TO ME

A WIFE WONT LEND YOU MONEY WEEK AFTER WEEK ,KNOWING DEEP DOWN THAT YOUR GAMBLING IT AWAY

I have never been in Love. But I was in Hove twice!
I hope this clarifies the matter.

PlUS IF SHES ONE OF THEM WIVES WHO WANT TO SLEEP IN THE SAME BED AS YOU,THEY TAKE UP MORE THEN THEIR HALF UNLESS YOU PUSH THEM AWAY

Agree with Do Wah.

Signed in, Do Wah on the money
Tired of sleeping on the edge of the bed

I have only ever told one girl that I loved her. She didn't say it back. I dumped her about 6 months later - then she said it.

I appreciate that that's not actually answering the original question, but different people have different interpretations of what love means.

I only know of one for certain, and I never told her. She's married now, but I'd still take a bullet for her without a moment's hesitation.

Twice Stew or three times if I include Rangers .

I'd still take a bullet for her without a moment's hesitation.

A more popular saying in the home counties than Syria.

5

Once with chick called Doreen in 1980 who I pulled at Leeds Mecca in 1980 and who was married to a speed-cop (not roanman)

I've owned 4 cats.

sorry Dragon, putting 1980 twice is bad grammar, I agree.

several times when I was young and stupid.

no chance now I'm an old cynic.

Happy to take as much lust as I can grab hold of, tho.

I thought it was 3, but looking back I think just twice actually.

what a refreshingly delightful thread, juxtaposed with the myriad of unashamedly negative, if somewhat necessary, chit chat openings of recent times.

twice