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Slicer
14 Jan 15 12:33
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I post this only to demonstrate that all religions must be respected equally and that none should be insulted by satire or any other means:

The Shoe Bomber was a Muslim
The Beltway Snipers were Muslims
The Fort Hood Shooter was a Muslim
The Underwear Bomber was a Muslim
The U-S.S. Cole Bombers were Muslims
The Madrid Train Bombers were Muslims
The Bali Nightclub Bombers were Muslims
The London Subway Bombers were Muslims
The Moscow Theatre Attackers were Muslims
The Boston Marathon Bombers were Muslims
The Pan-Am flight #93 Bombers were Muslims
The Air France Entebbe Hijackers were Muslims
The Iranian Embassy Takeover, was by Muslims
The Beirut U.S. Embassy Bombers were Muslims
The Libyan U.S. Embassy Attack was by Muslims
The Buenos Aires Suicide Bombers were Muslims
The Israeli Olympic Team Attackers were Muslims
The Kenyan U.S, Embassy Bombers were Muslims
The Saudi, Khobar Towers Bombers were Muslims
The Beirut Marine Barracks Bombers were Muslims
The Besian Russian School Attackers were Muslims
The First World Trade Center Bombers were Muslims
The Bombay, Mumbai, India Attackers were Muslims
The Achille Lauro Cruise Ship Hijackers were Muslims
The Nairobi, Kenya Shopping Mall Killers were Muslims
The September 11th 2001 Airline Hijackers were Muslims
The Sydney, Australia Lindt Cafe Kidnapper was a Muslim
The Peshawar, Pakistani School Children Killers were Muslims

Think of it:

Hindus living with Jews = No Problem
Baha'is living with Jews = No Problem
Jews living with Atheists = No Problem
Sikhs living with Hindus = No Problem
Hindus living with Baha'is = No Problem
Christians living with Jews = No Problem
Jews living with Buddhists = No Problem
Shintos living with Atheists = No Problem
Buddhists living with Sikhs = No Problem
Baha'is living with Christians = No Problem
Buddhists living with Shintos = No Problem
Buddhists living with Hindus = No Problem
Hindus living with Christians = No Problem
Atheists living with Buddhists = No Problem
Confuscians living with Hindus = No Problem
Atheists living with Confucians = No Problem

Muslims living with Jews = Problem
Muslims living with Sikhs = Problem
Muslims living with Hindus = Problem
Muslims living with Baha'is = Problem
Muslims living with Shintos = Problem
Muslims living with Atheists = Problem
Muslims living with Buddhists = Problem
Muslims living with Christians = Problem
MUSLIMS LIVING WITH MUSLIMS = VERY BIG PROBLEM

**********SO THIS LEAD TO *****************

They’re not happy in Gaza
They're not happy in Egypt
They're not happy in Libya
They're not happy in Iran
They're not happy in Iraq
They're not happy in Yemen
They're not happy in Pakistan
They're not happy in Syria
They're not happy in Lebanon
They're not happy in Nigeria
They're not happy in Kenya
They're not happy in Sudan
They're not happy in Morocco
They're not happy in Afghanistan


******** So, where are they happy? **********

They're happy in Australia
They're happy in Belgium
They're happy in France
They're happy in Holland
They're happy in Italy
They're happy in Germany
They're happy in Spain
They're happy in Sweden
They're happy in Denmark
They're happy in the USA & Canada
They're happy in Norway & India
They're very happy in England (UK) (Loads of Welfare Benefits)
They're happy in almost every country that is not Islamic!
And who do they blame? Not Islam... Not their leadership... Not themselves...
THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!!
And they want to change the countries they're happy in, to be like the countries they came from where they were unhappy and finally they will be get hammered !!!!

Islamic Jihad: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
ISIS: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Al-Qaeda: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Taliban: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Boko Haram: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Al-Nusra: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Abu Sayyaf: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Al-Badr: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Muslim Brotherhood: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Lashkar-e-Taiba: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Ansaru: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Jemaah Islamiyah: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Abdullah Azzam Brigades: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Al-Shabbab Somalia: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION AND A LOT MORE!!!!!!!

Please let us not demonise such a peaceful religion.  Let us welcome the adherents of  such a peaceful religion with open arms, and share the finances of all our hard work with them in the way of donations to their organisations and benefits to those more unfortunate than ourselves who have travelled many miles to share their values with us by way of the rich culture of the Koran and Shariah Law. They have shown us the best way of shielding us from the ugliness of women by way of the burkha. For all these advantages,  may be be truly thankful.
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Report Platini • January 14, 2015 12:58 PM GMT
+ 1million  Laugh
Report alleged22 • January 14, 2015 1:01 PM GMT
be careful the religion of peace police might try to get you banned   Whoops
Report Slicer • January 14, 2015 1:03 PM GMT
Shirley Knott!
I only  this only to demonstrate that all religions must be respected equally and that none should be insulted by satire or any other means.
Report Slicer • January 14, 2015 1:05 PM GMT
I am not worried about Fat Wah either,as he is a gregarious owner of a local restaurant, and he and I are on good terms!
Report cardifffc • January 14, 2015 1:11 PM GMT
to be fair they didnt do the oklahoma bombing....but probably not for the lack of trying
Report Slicer • January 14, 2015 1:15 PM GMT
That's because they like 1950s musicals and Gordon MacRae was allegedly something of a hero!
Report mobo • January 14, 2015 1:25 PM GMT
Can anyone tell me why they continue to broadcast muslim propaganda on sky news  CONTINUALLY.
It goes completely unchallenged.

I read the Guardian, Mail, Mirror.  Occasionaly I pop into the Times - at least there is some sort of debate when it is not closed down.!!
However, check the mail today - Comrade ali brown has done a right job on muslim women and their role and it ain't propaganda in favour of the current ideology of muslims. Check it out - I would never have believed she would be so critical.!! Fair play to her.
Report Slicer • January 14, 2015 1:27 PM GMT
If you think Sky is bad- try Al BBCirah!
Report mobo • January 14, 2015 1:29 PM GMT
Dr slicer
I have. I tried so hard to follow you advice many times. I did so again. Unfortunately I woke up in a hospital corridor on a tea trolley suffering from Islamaphobia.  They think I may never recover. 
I will be contacting your surgery for recompense.  You have been warned.
thankyou
Report Slicer • January 14, 2015 1:35 PM GMT
Sorry you had to wait on a tea trolley. If you want to get a head of the queue, try contacting an ISIS hospital!
Report mobo • January 14, 2015 1:39 PM GMT
So you admit responsibility - you have apologised.  !!!  Expect to be sooode.  This is all your fort Dr slicer.  If you hadn't upset those nice people with the beards!!!!
Report formboy • January 14, 2015 1:39 PM GMT
So true Slicer great post!
Report Slicer • January 14, 2015 1:44 PM GMT
I apologised for the tea trolley- nothing else! I have a No Sin No Fleas lawyer as a friend so you had better have a good case. I hear Louis Vuitton is an example!
Report Slicer • January 14, 2015 1:44 PM GMT
Glad u like it Mr Formboy!
Report mobo • January 14, 2015 1:45 PM GMT
That well known old bag!!! he he!!  Love it!!
Report Slicer • January 14, 2015 1:45 PM GMT
;-)
Report Slicer • January 14, 2015 6:45 PM GMT
I hear that security around mosques has been beefed up.
Well, it certainly hasn't been porked up!
Report Burton-Brewers • January 14, 2015 9:06 PM GMT
swine
Report doridoru • January 14, 2015 9:44 PM GMT
Post of the year already, brilliant! did you cut and paste that?
Report akabula • January 15, 2015 1:18 AM GMT
Brilliant post slicer. About as good as you'll ever see on here or any other forum.
Report Slicer • January 15, 2015 8:46 AM GMT
Not my own work, but when I saw it I had to share it with all my pals on BetFair!
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