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Velasquez
13 Jan 15 16:43
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Tried to buy PREbiotics at Holland and Barrett today but left with PRObiotics as that is what the sales lady handed me. That was a new one on the telly last night as I had never previously heard of PREbiotics. Obviously, the lady at the shop was getting them mixed up.

Chocolate pellets and Mickey D burgers taste great but I'm starting to wonder : What if you did everything right?

Many thanks to Bix and Just Checking for their contributions regarding FERMENTED foods on the original thread, which has now been jettisoned like a Bristol Chart jobby doon the pan.
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Report Velasquez • January 14, 2015 12:44 AM GMT
I done heard folks aroun' here is slanderin' COCONUT with no good cause...hopefully, in the near future I can forcefully defend them COCONUTS on here for the cause of justice and the pursuit of health.
Report Tommy Toes • January 14, 2015 12:47 AM GMT
NEVER!

Coconuts are only good for Baloo the Bear to wear as a bikini!
Report Velasquez • January 14, 2015 12:52 AM GMT
At last!

A customer!

Sir, how much fermented cabbage n coconut would you like?
Report Tommy Toes • January 14, 2015 12:54 AM GMT
Isn't it funny how long distance memories play tricks?

I really thought Baloo danced in the Jungle Book in a bikini with coconut shells making up the top half of his costume - but on looking for photographs of the same, I have found that he used the shells to disguise his mouth.
Well there you go then - another memory coconutted!

http://www.sacredart-murals.co.uk/mural-gallery/jungle-book-mural.htm
Report Tommy Toes • January 14, 2015 12:55 AM GMT
Ha!

Cabbage ONLY, please!

Coconut is just too, too sweet and sickly.

I want VINEGAR!
Report Velasquez • January 14, 2015 1:04 AM GMT
Very nice, Tommy - the drawings are terrific.......am thinking of including "The Vicarage Garden Wall" on all my thread titles from now on, as a trademark, like the guy who paints locomotives and paints wee mice in the corners.
Report akabula • January 14, 2015 1:05 AM GMT
I buy coconuts from time to time. Not for me though but to attract wild birds to my garden.
Criminal to feed these birds on bread as it does more harm than good. So don't decry the coconut.
Report akabula • January 14, 2015 1:09 AM GMT
Best trademark I ever saw Vel was the wee Scottish guy, builder I think, who used to paint his green vans bunnets brown cos he always wore a brown bunnet.
Report Velasquez • January 14, 2015 1:09 AM GMT
Man, you are all gonna be SHOCKED when I do my research and formally uncover the health benefits of fresh coconut, like a coconut-white silk sheet being removed from a naked slab of coconut still in its green pod thing.
Report Tommy Toes • January 14, 2015 1:10 AM GMT
hahahaha!
Report akabula • January 14, 2015 1:13 AM GMT
I love a banana fritter in breadcrumbs soaked in syrup and then plastered with coconut.
Glad to know I'm eating healthily.
Report bodil • January 14, 2015 1:16 AM GMT
You're all going to die.
Report Velasquez • January 14, 2015 1:17 AM GMT
Pineapple fritter here, boss...corn beef fritters...spam fritters........I'm being diverted from the cause of extreme health here, Aka, ya bandit.
Report Velasquez • January 14, 2015 1:19 AM GMT
Have you any more good news Bodil? Cry
Report bodil • January 14, 2015 1:26 AM GMT
Have this feeling that - "you're never going to die" is the worst possible news.
Report Velasquez • January 14, 2015 1:28 AM GMT
Yup - like the last half chapter in the Julian Barnes book, "History of the World in 10 1/2 Chapters." Very funny too.
Report Velasquez • January 14, 2015 1:31 AM GMT
Busty blonde brings him full English breakfast, scores hat-trick in FA Cup Final...hits 59 on the golf course with JFK as his caddy, etc...won't give the ending away...
Report bodil • January 14, 2015 1:38 AM GMT
I've not been well recently.  So we should fade away for a while, until my strength is back.  Ironic that half the people trying to help us are trying to stop us?  We should embrace them - and then pretend to be good.  They're so gullible - they want to believe us/you.

It's a good job I believe you.
Report Velasquez • January 14, 2015 1:52 AM GMT
I wasn't well either - did you actually go ahead with that Boxing Day Quiz or what? I told you not to make plans...Cry

Was wiped oot over Christmas...
Report bodil • January 14, 2015 1:58 AM GMT
No, I was pretty near death.  The coughing hurt so much.

Name a vague date.  We can eat some of them, dump many into the lake and then teach the survivors correct English grammar.

I believe in redemption.
Report Velasquez • January 14, 2015 2:02 AM GMT
I don't know if I should believe you! Cry Dobbo once told me he was a deaf mute lad and I believed him...Cry

boywhocriedwolf.csc
Report bodil • January 14, 2015 2:07 AM GMT
I wouldn't lie to you if it mattered.  I would lie to you if it didn't matter.
Report bodil • January 14, 2015 2:10 AM GMT
Don't fear the reaper!
Report Velasquez • January 14, 2015 2:15 AM GMT
You sound like Chris de Burgh...
Report bodil • January 14, 2015 2:17 AM GMT
Too little blood, too little ****.
Report Foinavon • January 14, 2015 3:16 PM GMT
Deep fried Bounty bars to be the next big thing in Scotland.

You heard it here first!
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